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When you're the lead girl's best friend, no one cares when you die... or tells your parents. ~ PreyBeginning
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Liam Neeson will look for you. He will find you and he will kill you. ~ HermanoBluth
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There's always the one henchman who puts up a good fight. ~ jimbob
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If Liam Neeson doesn't get you...the truck will. ~ jimbob
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Prostitutes don't want to hear about your karaoke machine. ~ jimbob
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When your daughter has been kidnapped, there is no time for dick measuring. ~ jimbob
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Retired black ops types still find time to get together, have barbecues, drink beer and reminisce about all the violent fun they had on orders of their country. ~ SomeGuy
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If you're a woman, don't leave the country. Ever. ~ Red
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Save a famous idol's life, your reward is singing lessons for your daughter. ~ SomeGuy
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If you're a virgin, no one will rape you before they can make money off it first. ~ SomeGuy
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Getting shot dead in an elevator makes a terrible impression on your guest. ~ lawrencev35
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Chicks will trust any random guy so long as he's good looking ~ jimbob
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When your daughter watches her best friend get kidnapped the most reassuring thing you can tell her is "Hide under the bed. Now they're going to take you." ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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Liam Neeson has the power to make your children orphans. ~ nikkabee
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The throat chop always works. ~ jimbob
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His daughter's life is worth more than your wife's. Accept that. ~ SomeGuy
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Liam Neeson's ex-wife probably isn't looking forward to the day Liam Neeson tells her "I told you so". ~ SomeGuy
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The words "We can negotiate" apparently gets you shot in ANY situation. ~ PreyBeginning
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Liam Neeson can take down the entire sex trade in France. ~ bigsexy707
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If you're gonna lie to your dad about following a rock band around Europe, at least choose a good band to follow. U2? Those girls got what they deserved. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Never EVER kidnap Liam Neeson's daughter, not even the Eifel Tower is safe ~ jimbob
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Liam Neeson once killed Tim Roth in a completely fair sword duel even while clearly outskilled by a better fencer. What makes you think you have ANY chance? ~ SomeGuy
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Large construction sites are also brothels. ~ jimbob
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Any foreign guy that follows you to your hotel room, offers you a ride, and invites you to a party is going to kidnap you. ~ HermanoBluth
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If you make a picture of your next victims, be sure that you won't be reflected on anything shiny surfaces. ~ Djlesal
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When you secretly want to do a roadtrip through Europe but your father (who is ex-intelligence) thinks you will be staying in Paris, Don't draw a complete map of your roadtrip to be found by your father. ~ Djlesal
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Your 17 year old has just been kidnapped by international pimps. But now you finally know at least she's not sexually active. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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When there is no shortage of Eastern European girls desperate to go west that will do anything, abducting American girls with wealthy families and ex-CIA dads saves transporting costs and clearly is the safer option. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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Ingrid doesn't know how lucky she is. ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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After killing a ton of people to rescue your daughter from the people who kidnapped and bought her, you will hardly notice that she isn't wearing much clothing. ~ nikkabee
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If you think it's just business, it will probably be personal to Liam Neeson. ~ nikkabee
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Photo kiosks have amazing forensic applications. ~ Kirutian
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If someone asks you to translate the words 'good luck', don't. ~ jimbob
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When someone has just been attacked by a knife wielding maniac, don't take them to a hospital, give them Orangina. ~ jimbob
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Fancy parties are the best place to participate in human trafficking sales. ~ HermanoBluth
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If the guy on the phone tells you his previous job and how long he's worked it, to let his daughter go and he won't find you, it's probably a good idea to let her go. ~ MrsBrisby
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It is smarter to take the time to record your daughter's kidnapping on a cell phone then it is to call the police to report a kidnapping in progress. ~ Kirutian
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Under the bed is a much better place than taking the fire escape out the window. ~ Kirutian
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Amanda's cousins in Paris do not utilize the space under the beds for storage or even for shoving clutter out of sight. And Liam Neeson knew this ahead of time. ~ smanack
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When bad guys are looking for you it's always best to hide under the bed as opposed to trying to get out of the house. ~ Arielle139
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Nobody needs to drive the boat so that it doesn't crash into the edge of the river. ~ andyman7230
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You can walk away from a crime scene casually while the police were just chasing you at the airport moments prior. ~ andyman7230
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You REALLY should rub it in your ex-wife's face when you have single-handedly brought down an entire Albanian sex trade gang in Paris to get your spoiled daughter back unharmed. ~ JB1979
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If you're going to hang someone on a steam pipe, use the weak flimsy one so they can escape easier. And they can also use it to shoot steam in your face. ~ agentdc7
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Don't kidnap a Black Ops agent's daughter; he will chop you in the throat. They're good at that. ~ grizzly53
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Karaoke machines are great Sweet 16 gifts. ~ HermanoBluth
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Eastern Europeans are all swarthy, dirty and in organized crime. ~ dudeofdixie
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Liam Neeson to Famke: "I told you so!" ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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The Albanian word for sugar is Sheqer. ~ andyman7230
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Bryan's ex-wife and husband are such bitches - the daughter is also a bit of whiny bitch as well. ~ Movie Genius
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You don't get much thanks when you rescue your daughter from an international human trafficking ring, especially from your ex-wife and her new husband. Yoink! ~ Movie Genius
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Well, she's been traded around between pimps and treated like an object, but when you do rescue your daughter, no psychological or emotional damage is present. She will be absolutely fine. ~ Movie Genius
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When you walk in on a private prostitute auction, chances are your daughter is the very next one and not already sold. ~ agentdc7
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Never tell strangers anything. Especially in a different country. Unless he's a good-looking guy that's around your age. Go ahead and tell him everything. But don't say I didn't warn you. ~ agentdc7
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French taxi cabs are very expensive. But I wouldn't share one with a stranger. ~ agentdc7
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If you blast the music, you won't be able hear people breaking down your door. ~ agentdc7
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The guy who translates "sugar" has a huge forehead. ~ agentdc7
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If you sit behind a desk too long, you forget things. ~ agentdc7
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If the movie takes place in Paris, you HAVE to show the Eiffel Tower at least once. ~ agentdc7
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If you want to smash the phone to leave no traces, don't bother smashing the micro SD card. That won't leave any traces, right? ~ agentdc7
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There's always people who want to kill pop singers. ~ agentdc7
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If you need someone to be focused, stab them with two metal spikes. ~ agentdc7
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All little girls love ponies. Even 17-year-olds. ~ JenQ
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Albanian criminals respond well to the authoritative air of French bureaucrats. ~ JenQ
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Europeans may kidnap, drug, and pimp young American girls, but the sickos who actually rape them are Arabs. ~ JenQ
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Children always go right to sleep immediately after being put to bed. Even a gunshot in the next room cannot wake them. ~ JenQ
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After going through considerable trouble to kidnap a potentially valuable American girl, give her way too much heroin and leave her in a room by herself. ~ JenQ
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Your daughter's sluttiest friend will always be a little bit older and a blonde. ~ JenQ
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When you've been looking for a guy named Marko, you don't say "Polo!" when you find him. ~ JenQ
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Albanians are very choosy about the prostitutes they kidnap. No Asians, no black girls, and NO FATTIES. ~ JenQ
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After killing 35 men to get your daughter back, the first thing you should do when you get home is encourage her to become a singer... just like the nice singer you protected who almost got stabbed to death that one time. ~ JenQ
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Paris: come for the art, stay for the sexual enslavement! ~ JenQ
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Jack Bauer's got jack on Liam Neeson. ~ SomeGuy
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It's sometimes amazing how all the best coincidences will line up for you when you have a specific window of time to do something. ~ SomeGuy
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Why would Liam tell her to hide under the bed if he knew she was going to be taken? Liam should have just said "Throw the phone under the bed go with the nice kidnappers and I'll see you in like 3 days. HAVE FUN!" ~ ryan corderman
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