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Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

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#1

Even if it's been on display for years, there will still be enough gas in an airplane to make a round trip from Washington D.C. to New York City. ~ Nehszriah
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    #2

    A flock of demon bird-men are coming out the door... who you gonna call? Abe Lincoln. ~ Nehszriah
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      #3

      It is not uncommon for children to have mad hacking skills advanced enough to help a bumbling dad break into the nation's premier museum. ~ Nehszriah
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        #4

        The Jonas Brothers are not historically relevant. ~ elizabeth
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          #5

          Where there is evil, there is Darth Vader. ~ Nehszriah
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            #6

            Einstein will talk when confronted by Al Capone. ~ Invaderben
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              #7

              It's not a dress it's a tunic. ~ Invaderben
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                #8

                There is always an evil brother when dealing with royalty. ~ Nehszriah
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                  #9

                  The Thinker statue loads slower than DSL. I didn't know that was possible. ~ Alazne Chan
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                    #10

                    A mass-produced mannequin will retain all memories and persona traits as long as it is life-like enough. ~ Nehszriah
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                      #11

                      Amy Adams looks good in anything. ~ Ace
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                        #12

                        "Using the force" does not, in fact, kill mannequins brought to life, and frankly, makes you look rather stupid. ~ Shiorichan
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                          #13

                          Flashlights can easily stand up against bladed weapons, and in fact become awesome when wielded correctly. ~ Ace
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                          #14

                          Ivan wasn't terrible. ... The correct translation is "Ivan the Awesome." ~ IANK
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                            #15

                            Giant froliking balloon animal dogs can completely MAKE an entire movie. ~ sapphire0kisses
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                              #16

                              Many ancient Egyptians had lisps. ~ TiffYG2133
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                                #17

                                They didn't call him Kahmunrah the Trustworthy, they called him Kahmunrah the Bloodthirsty, who killed whoever didn't give him wahtever he wanted in the moment that he wanted it, which was now, when he had also better receive the Tablet, and the Password... it was shorter in Egyptian. ~ UsernameTed
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                                  #18

                                  Monkeys like to slap nightguards. ~ UsernameTed
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                                    #19

                                    The streets of New York City are completely empty at night. No traffic or pedestrians, and there is just enough space on the road to land an old plane. ~ Ccard
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                                      #20

                                      Inversely, the goofier a commemorative knick-knack looks the less likely it is to make the person its modeled after look good. ~ Nehszriah
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                                        #21

                                        Between movies the main character will forget how to turn off the tablet. ~ Invaderben
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                                          #22

                                          Evil ancient Egyptian Pharaohs can rule a country well, but they have difficulty in expressing themselves.... and their evil plans.... ~ MokonaYi
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                                            #23

                                            Attempting to stop monkeys from slapping themselves will result in you getting slapped. ~ malice
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                                              #24

                                              Even though Al Capone is awesome and LOOKS awesome, he will never get the number of lines he deserves. ~ chibi master
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                                                #25

                                                Sesame Street isn't evil. ~ Alazne Chan
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                                                  #26

                                                  Physical excersise is the key to happiness. And I thought that the key to happiness was doing what you love. Shows how much I know. ~ Alazne Chan
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                                                    #27

                                                    Never say "short" while looking at Napoleon! ~ IANK
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                                                      #28

                                                      Don't get caught in a blackout without your glow-in-the-dark flashlight! ~ Sparky
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                                                        #29

                                                        The company Motorola was created by a guy named Joey Motorola. ~ The GFed
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                                                          #30

                                                          Amelia Earhart was beautiful and liked to wear tight pants. ~ The GFed
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                                                            #31

                                                            As long as you have a silly lisp, even the most evil of evil ancient Egyptian Pharaohs can seem laughably evil. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                              #32

                                                              If their spirits manifest inside a museum mannequin, even the most complex historical characters will be Flanderized because... hey, it's a movie! It's not like anyone will notice! ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                #33

                                                                Every new movie aimed at children needs another monkey to show up and play a minor role for comedic relief. ~ Kage
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                                                                  #34

                                                                  Don't EVER slap a monkey! It will just result in you getting slapped yourself. And NEVER EVER make a monkey mad... he'll pee on you! ~ xXdeathnoteluvrzXx
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                                                                    #35

                                                                    Evil Rulers have to dramatically state that they came back to life more than once. ~ Alazne Chan
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                                                                      #36

                                                                      Even ancient wax pharoahs have idols. ~ Alazne Chan
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                                                                        #37

                                                                        Blondes know how to have the most fun. ~ Alazne Chan
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                                                                          #38

                                                                          If you are a mannequin and speak in incomprehensible jargon throughout the entire movie, the main character is sure to develop a romantic interest in you. ~ PandasLikePoptarts
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                                                                            #39

                                                                            You can learn three Russian words: Nyet! Da! ... and streltsy! ~ IANK
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                                                                              #40

                                                                              Brandon will rent a camper, and drive across America with his flashlight on your chest. ~ UsernameTed
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                                                                                #41

                                                                                Able the space monkey can open doors, and guide planes out of them. That monkey can do anything! ~ UsernameTed
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                                                                                  #42

                                                                                  If you are trying to break into the Archives of the most prestigous museums on Earth, you really should have a plan. ~ UsernameTed
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                                                                                    #43

                                                                                    Rubber giant octopuses become very cranky when they ge thirsty. ~ Feathery
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                                                                                      #44

                                                                                      It's pronounced Brunden. ~ Orin
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                                                                                        #45

                                                                                        Pi is at the heart of the pyramid... for no apparent reason. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                          #46

                                                                                          Patrons will ignore walking mastadons, dinosaur bones, miniatures, and idols if they believe it's part of a special "night-time" museum program. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                            #47

                                                                                            Destroying walls, cases, historical airplanes, and committing countless acts of destruction against the Smithsonian will never be investigated. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                              #48

                                                                                              The Smithsonian's night security is grossly understaffed. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                                #49

                                                                                                A museum holding artifacts totaling hundreds of millions of dollars will rarely have cameras, sensors, or doors which cannot be opened simply by stealing a card key. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                                  #50

                                                                                                  Oh My GOD you just did both of those things even when I just said not too!! ~ Jyanchan
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                                                                                                    #51

                                                                                                    Your phone can't get reception underground, but it can transcend time and space if you enter a painting of the past. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                      #52

                                                                                                      A squirrel is a mighty and greatly feared creature! ~ IANK
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                                                                                                        #53

                                                                                                        You can trick a security guard if you piss him off by pronouncing his name wrong. ~ horsepower995
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                                                                                                          #54

                                                                                                          Obviously, Ben Stiller doesn't like the Jonas Brothers. ~ horsepower995
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                                                                                                            #55

                                                                                                            Ancient Egyptian tablets use Arabic numerals for their combination locks. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                                              #56

                                                                                                              Mathematicians always used to think Pi went on forever. Thanks to the Einstein bobblehead, though, we now know that it is EXACTLY 3.14159265. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                                                #57

                                                                                                                Sexy mannequins always have real life doubles, and the double always takes a liking to the main character. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                                                  #58

                                                                                                                  Robin Williams looks good in bronze. ~ MusicManD
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                                                                                                                    #59

                                                                                                                    A flight from D.C. to N.Y. in a 1930s-era airplane only takes about an hour. ~ The GFed
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                                                                                                                      #60

                                                                                                                      At night, the only acceptable music to play at the Museum of Natural History is Earth, Wind, and Fire. ~ The GFed
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                                                                                                                        #61

                                                                                                                        Mannequins based off Egyptian people speak English. ~ Hayleychaotix
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                                                                                                                          #62

                                                                                                                          The Thinker's biceps are firepower. ~ Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                            #63

                                                                                                                            Jedediah doesn't like to be called cute. ~ Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                              #64

                                                                                                                              General Custer is a dumba$$. ~ Mighty Mat
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                                                                                                                                #65

                                                                                                                                Even if you are frozen during daytime, you should go through with your plans of taking over the world. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                  #66

                                                                                                                                  Yelling out "don't attack" as you charge towards them will make your enemy put down their guard. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                    #67

                                                                                                                                    Anyone can access the interactive 3D map of the Smithsonian underground storage. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                      #68

                                                                                                                                      Being in suspended animation for years can make any woman want Ben Stiller. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                        #69

                                                                                                                                        There is no point in having a flashlight if you can't see it in the dark. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                          #70

                                                                                                                                          A small group of bird men are enough to take over the world. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                            #71

                                                                                                                                            Opening your jacket to reveal a flashlight is as effective as a gun for threatening people. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                              #72

                                                                                                                                              Theodore Roosevelt can read hieroglyphics. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                #73

                                                                                                                                                If a woman slaps you there's a good chance she's going to kiss you afterwards. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                  #74

                                                                                                                                                  Darth Vaders' Jedi powers will not work if he's a mannequin. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                    #75

                                                                                                                                                    You can fly around Washington in an airplane with no worries of being shot down by the Secret Service. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                      #76

                                                                                                                                                      The greatest battle the world will never know resulted in no casualties despite how many people were equipped with deadly weapons. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                        #77

                                                                                                                                                        The only camera in the Smithsonian is the one at the guard check in. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                          #78

                                                                                                                                                          Abraham Lincoln has no problem killing pigeons. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                            #79

                                                                                                                                                            New York Theodore Roosavelt would probabbly let his horse lick it too. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                              #80

                                                                                                                                                              Working as a night guard at a musem is the "coolest" job compared to owning a company. ~ SlipStool
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                                                                                                                                                                General Custer's hair is currency in some parts of Europe. ~ username
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