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If you ever meet yourself, it's best to try and get along instead of being a douche. ~ Shinmaru
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In the future, smiley face icons are the height of robot-human interaction. ~ nvidia2010
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Even when corporations have technology advanced enough to support a man living on the moon, they will still look for the cheapest way possible to conduct business. ~ Shinmaru
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If you work on the moon, the most entertainment you will have is re-runs of "Bewitched". ~ Shinmaru
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Clones only have a 3 year limit after that they start to rot, so it's best if you prepare several hundred clones just to be safe! ~ TiffYG2133
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In the future, you won't entertain yourself with video games, or the internet. However, there is an endless supply of balsa wood around. ~ Red
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Kevin Spacey is a robot. ~ Shinmaru
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If your personal robot helper has a coffee cup holder, you just know he's got your back. ~ nvidia2010
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If you look like a slob, be suspicious if your incredibly hot wife still sends you messages that she loves you and she's waiting for you. ~ nvidia2010
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I can't let you do that Dave... Oh what the hell, go outside, just promise you won't unravel the entire corporation's evil plot. ~ nvidia2010
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Not all robots are evil. They just all work for evil corporations. ~ Red
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It's now proven you can't always get along with yourself. But you'll eventually work things through. ~ Red
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Never trust pre-recorded messages. ~ Adam
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A robot can be your best friend. ~ Shinmaru
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Don't get too pissed if you lose at ping pong. ~ Shinmaru
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Long-distance communication is a bit fuzzy on the moon. ~ Shinmaru
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Beware of three-year contracts involving work on the moon. ~ Shinmaru
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Beating yourself at ping-pong takes a lot of practice. ~ Adam
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Sam Rockwell deserves an oscar ~ AKenjiB
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AI can eventually discern what's right and wrong. ~ SlipStool
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