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If you don't exercise, you get fat - even when you're a superhero. ~ SaxGirl
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Be careful what you say to your admirers. They might just turn against you. ~ SaxGirl
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Even if you can stretch yourself endlessly thin, your hips will always remain broad. ~ SaxGirl
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Nothing says business conference like a volcano island. ~ hisaishi
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When you work in the insurance business, you can't be honest to your clients or else you'll get fired. ~ SaxGirl
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It's almost beyond all rational belief, but you can have a living mother in a Disney film. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Don't get so caught up in your evil villain monologue that you forget to finish off your opponent. ~ ekedolphin
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When the Supers get banned by the government, all the villains will decide to take a break too. ~ agentdc7
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Babies can have superpowers, too. ~ SaxGirl
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A company is like a giant clock. ~ SaxGirl
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When the evil robot is destroyed and has no reason to explode, it WILL explode. The few moments between robot falling over and the KABOOM are like purgatory. ~ UsernameTed
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In a movie full of both normal and supernatural people of all ages and experience fields, the neighbors' kid on a bike will give the most philosophical quote in this movie -mind you, and almost ANY movie. ~ lazy
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Commanding the target to 'Freeze!' doesn't always work in the cops' favor. ~ SRV
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The evil assistant isn't always evil. ~ SaxGirl
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Never hire a normal babysitter to babysit your superbaby. ~ SaxGirl
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Rescuing a tame kitty from a tree is not as easy as it might seem. ~ SaxGirl
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If you have superhero powers, they will have an ironic tie-in with your personality. ~ UsernameTed
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A secret lab (for making clothes) can never be too safe. ~ PhoenixFox
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Go listen to police radio when you're no longer wanted as a superhero. It's completely safe and no-one will find out about it. ~ SaxGirl
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I'm sorry, I was just trying to save your life by stopping that train from falling off the rails. If you're going to sure me for that, I guess I'll just leave the train alone next time, and we'll see what happens. ~ Death7396
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Masks will stick to your face with nothing to keep them there, and they'll never fall off even when you're doing complicated super hero moves. ~ Hayleychaotix
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A mask that covers the area surrounding your eyes will be enough to fool anyone. ~ Hayleychaotix
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You can win any fight by combining your strengths. ~ SaxGirl
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No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back into jeopardy again. I guess that can get very tiring. ~ tenshi
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Every once in awhile, tell your wife the truth when you say that you're gonna go bowling. ~ ekedolphin
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Going into a burning house is not dangerous at all. ~ SaxGirl
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Superpowers aren't enough to make you a Superhero.You need a high-profile seamstress. ~ SRV
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The ability to gain superpowers is genetic. The specific superpowers of your parents, however, are not genetic. ~ hisaishi
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SuperVillians can't take down SuperHeroes but Lawyers can. ~ cagv818
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If your cat is stuck in a tree, walk in front of a speeding car, and delay a super hero by asking him to get the cat down. ~ Hayleychaotix
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You get in trouble with the cops for saving someone who wants to commit suicide. ~ PointMan528491
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There's nothing super about super models. ~ SaxGirl
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70's Jazz makes a great superhero theme sound. ~ UsernameTed
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Policemen aren't the bravest people. ~ SaxGirl
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Guys will pay attention to you if you wear pink. ~ WyndiWingfall
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If you're repeatedly punching a bad guy, and his helmet falls off, stop punching and give him time to punch you. ~ Hayleychaotix
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When you stop being a superhero you also decide not to renew your gym membership. ~ Sandman47
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When a cat is stuck in a tree, you don't climb up and get it; you pull the tree right out of the ground and shake it until the cat falls down. ~ PointMan528491
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A superhero always falls in love with beautiful girls. ~ SaxGirl
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Some people don't need your superhero help. ~ SaxGirl
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If your sister and you are stuck in a force field that she's made, it's possible to make it into a life sized hamster ball! ~ Sharkboy
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Superheroes have big ego's. ~ SaxGirl
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Never crush the dreams of a kid who considers you his idol.He might grow up to be your worst-opponent-ever! ~ SRV
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Even in the face of certain death, don't use your powers; Mom told you not to. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Dysfunction is a lot more fun when you have superpowers. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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If your plane blows up, your mother will have somehow managed to save a few masks. ~ Hayleychaotix
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The "S" on Syndrome's chest actually stands for "Sitter". He *was* gonna have it be "babysitter", but then he'd have a giant "BS" on his chest, and... well... (And yeah, I know this is from the short.) ~ ekedolphin
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Mr. Incredible has been busy. ~ hisaishi
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Remember to remind Edna Mode that you are a guest. ~ WyndiWingfall
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5:00 traffic always sucks. ~ agentdc7
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Never make a cheap Saturday morning Cartoon with Frozone and Mr. Skiperdoo. Check the DVD extra's. ~ john2012
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Richard Nixon is Bob's lawyer. ~ Optimus Thunder
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