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#1

Rapists will get shot in the dick. ~ agentdc7
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  • He probably didn't even arrest him. Just nuder him and leave him. ~ Max
  • Sometimes the word "dick" just makes everything better. On a related note, the bad guy in this movie was Dick Jones. Dick was shot too. No wonder this movie was so awesome! ~ SomeGuy
  • If only that was the standard punishment in real-life. ~ ekedolphin

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#2

Go ahead and casually answer the door while hosting your own personal coke-n-whore party. ~ dudewill
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    #3

    The ED-209 doesn't care if you put the gun down, he is still going to kill you. ~ The Superior
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      #4

      Wow, Old Detroit looks a lot like...Detroit? ~ dudewill
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        #5

        Don't gossip about people in the bathroom, they could be pooping and listening right behind you. ~ agentdc7
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        • I never thought Id be laughing at the word "poop" again. ~ Max
        • I'll give props to anyone who uses the word "pooping". It's just amusing that way. ~ SomeGuy

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        #6

        If you're being chased by an ED-209, simply make like hell for the nearest downward staircase. ~ ekedolphin
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          #7

          A proper demonstration of the new ED-209 requires live ammunition. ~ agentdc7
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            #8

            The accidental murder of a company member is only a glitch. ~ agentdc7
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              #9

              Don't look at a black man's peepee. You will get distracted. ~ agentdc7
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                #10

                Always watch out for toxic waste tanks or melting people when driving. ~ agentdc7
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                • Get offa me, man!! ~ Max
                • "Arruuuuuuuuuuuu!! Hhhhhalllp meeeee! Hruuuuuaaaaaaauuuuu!" *Splat* ~ SomeGuy
                • That scene was a cinematic masterpiece. ~ Pleiades Rising

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                #11

                I'll buy that for a dollar! Wouldn't anyone? ~ agentdc7
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                  #12

                  Spotted at the end of the film's credits: "This motion picture is protected under the laws of the United States and other countries and its unauthorized duplication, distribution or exhibition may result in civil liability and criminal prosecution by enforcement droids." Awesome Easter egg there. ~ ekedolphin
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                    #13

                    Bobby can't fly. ~ rkw0021
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                      #14

                      Budweisers are not good in hiding safes. ~ agentdc7
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                        #15

                        If conventional weapons don't work against a cyborg, keep firing. ~ agentdc7
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                          #16

                          Brand new 6000SUX's have faulty rear view mirrors. Well, that sux. ~ agentdc7
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                            #17

                            It's very hard to hit a slow walking target with an anti-tank gun. ~ agentdc7
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                              #18

                              Shotguns can blow your arm off 15 feet away. ~ agentdc7
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                                #19

                                Desert Eagles with live ammo are kept in the conference room at all times. ~ agentdc7
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                                  #20

                                  Toxic waste will cause you to melt. So DON'T TOUCH ME MAN!!!! ~ agentdc7
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                                    #21

                                    Detroit has only one TV show with only 1 episode and the news. ~ agentdc7
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                                      #22

                                      When ED-209 sees you go down the stairs, it will choose to try to walk down the stairs rather than just shoot at you like it's suppose to. ~ agentdc7
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                                        #23

                                        Bobby Burnt the fuc*ing money! ~ Macca MVP
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                                          #24

                                          Motorcycles should have seatbelts. ~ agentdc7
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                                            #25

                                            Robocop's chin guard disappears whenever it feels like it. ~ agentdc7
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                                              #26

                                              Recording a video of someone while crawling away on your back will replay perfectly still. ~ agentdc7
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                                                #27

                                                It's perfectly normal to catch flying guns in a nightclub. ~ agentdc7
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                                                  #28

                                                  Sometimes wearing a bulletproof vest is a bad idea when getting hit by multiple shotguns at the same time. ~ agentdc7
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                                                    #29

                                                    After being thrown through glass a 3rd time, you will experience deja vu. ~ agentdc7
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                                                    • A touch of the ol' ultraviolence always makes one nostalgic, eh? ~ Pleiades Rising

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                                                    #30

                                                    It was Dick Jones!!!!! DICK JONES!!!!!!!!!!!! ~ The Superior
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                                                      #31

                                                      Bob Morton had to die because he made a mistake, now it's time to erase that mistake. ~ The Superior
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                                                        #32

                                                        When, upon your first startup, your main menu clearly makes reference to a fourth directive but doesn't tell you what it is, it behooves you to ask. That information might come in handy. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                          #33

                                                          I love how when RoboCop's targeting system is damaged, he goes back to having Alex Murphy's marksmanship skills-- hence, he can't hit the broad side of a barn. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                            #34

                                                            I love the look on the faces of the officers who, moments after threatening the sergeant with a strike because their colleagues are dropping like flies, are there to witness RoboCop bringing in Clarence Boddicker. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                              #35

                                                              RoboCop went one flight of stairs down from Dick Jones' office and reached a parking garage. Level 100 of a parking garage. That's an awfully tall parking garage, isn't it? I'd hate to have to drive up and down THAT every day at work. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                              • On the other hand, "100" may not refer to the floor number at all-- since to evade his attackers, RoboCop dropped down three stories in the parking garage, and we see the number "200" on a sticker on one of the pillars. Perhaps it's a section indicator? (Or perhaps the filmmakers simply screwed up.) ~ ekedolphin

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                                                              #36

                                                              Bobby can't fly. ~ rkw0021
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                                                                #37

                                                                When Dick Jones enters the bathroom, zip up your pants and continue to pee. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                  #38

                                                                  Falling to your death causes your arms to grow longer instantly. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                    #39

                                                                    Murphy could use a hand. ~ Optimus Thunder
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                                                                      #40

                                                                      -spit- Just give me my F@&ing phone call. ~ Sfc
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                                                                      • I heard the spitting part was something the actor made up himself. ~ Max

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                                                                      #41

                                                                      The very second after your boss yells "You're Fired", it's official. You are automatically wiped from the system and Robocop would then have the freedom to kill you. ~ Max
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                                                                        #42

                                                                        Bad guys always use Desert Eagles. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                          #43

                                                                          Some convenience store robbers have super grip strength. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                            #44

                                                                            Baby food looks like poop. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                              #45

                                                                              If you are messed up, Robocop will fix you. ~ The Superior
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                                                                                #46

                                                                                ED-209s are programmed to act like babies in the case of falling down the stairs. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                  #47

                                                                                  I love how, after RoboCop tells Clarence that he's not arresting him anymore, Clarence's tone goes from playful to sarcastic and finally to frantic when he realizes that Murphy ain't kidding. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                    #48

                                                                                    I love how Directive 4's imperative literally blinks out of existence when the Old Man fires Jones. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                      #49

                                                                                      I love the timing of RoboCop's entrance into the OCP board room as it relates to Dick Jones' speech: "We will meet each challenge with the same aggressive attitude." [Robocop slams open the door] There's an aggressive attitude for you. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                        #50

                                                                                        It cracks me up how, when ED-209's legs tumble over, one of its toes lightly twitches for a few seconds before falling silent. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                          #51

                                                                                          If you have acid on you and get hit by a car you blow up ~ Darkmolerman
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                                                                                            #52

                                                                                            Clarence doesn't want to f*ck with sal! ~ Macca MVP
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                                                                                              #53

                                                                                              Clarence Boddicker never misses a Tigers game! ~ Macca MVP
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                                                                                                #54

                                                                                                OCP Runs The Cops! ~ Macca MVP
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                                                                                                  #55

                                                                                                  Bullets can be outsmarted ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                    #56

                                                                                                    "Life in the big city" includes being mowed down by a combat robot during an executive meeting. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                      #57

                                                                                                      Just thinking of something can get you horny. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                        #58

                                                                                                        You will be killed for making a mistake. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                          #59

                                                                                                          Crime is a form of Cancer. ~ bourbonphantom
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                                                                                                            #60

                                                                                                            Police car windshields can temporarily repair themselves when you drive on the left side of a van. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                              #61

                                                                                                              SOMETIMES YOUR WIFE REALLY NEEDS TO TELL YOU she loves you. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                                #62

                                                                                                                When people fall off skyscrapers their arms get unusually long. Am I the only one that noticed that? ~ Max
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                                                                                                                  #63

                                                                                                                  When RoboCop gets angry at a real estate agent monitor, he will vandalize the monitor, thus violating his third directive to uphold the law. ~ username
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                                                                                                                    #64

                                                                                                                    Prime directive #5: Don't hate. ~ dudewill
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