#1

5% blood in coffee is unsatisfactory for vampires ~ sky
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A+ ~ Demonzor
lol ~ Alister
niceee ~ nuknuk

#2

The absolute best time to turn the daughter you love into a vampire is right before the vampire apocalypse. ~ Adam
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#3

Advanced, high tech vampire security systems can warn you when your back door is ajar, but they can't close and lock it for you. ~ gagster
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#4

The cure for cancer is vampirism. ~ Adam
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#5

Regardless of whether humanity loses to machines or vampires, we'll still end up being farmed for our energy. ~ Adam
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#6

You only get one shot at being a vampire. If you turn back into a human you cannot go back, so make up your mind! ~ Grayfire
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#7

Plastic heart-rate monitor pads are fireproof. ~ nuknuk
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I thought of this too! haha. too funny ~ Demonzor
#39 and this Rule! ~ PreyBeginning

#8

It's okay for a cool dude like Ethan Hawke to constantly smoke in a movie so long as he's undead. ~ Adam
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#9

In a polite vampire society it's easier to kill humans for blood than simply have the humans voluntarily donate blood every so often. ~ Adam
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yep the answer is always panic and kill em lol ~ Sharkboy

#10

If you're the main villain when vampires turn on you, your body will be literally ripped to shreds. If you're the main hero's brother, however, your body will still look presentable for the main hero to mourn over. ~ nvidia2010
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Aaaww man I meant 2 vote up....stupid touch screen! Great learning tho when I saw that part I was like wtf he has like 30 vamps eating him and he still looks cute. ~ Sassy

#11

Bats no longer travel in large groups, but instead they fly solo and come out of nowhere making a screeching loud sound. ~ Rell
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The Big Bats really brought the movie way down and not only was it the horrible screeching, but also the fact that all 3 Bat "episodes" were during day light and yes wtf was that single Bat doing hanging there in the open during the day, very confusing, were they trying to say that those Bats worked for the other Vampires as spy's or something? ~ cortex
You can also spot them just hanging around in broad daylight. ~ Grayfire

#12

Vampires don't glitter when faced with sunlight. ~ nuknuk
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THIS particular kind of vampires in this movie. I know another kind which does. No points for guessing which D: Oh lord, what has popular media done to vampires. ~ nikkeho

#13

If you turn vampire, you will still have to work. Forever! ~ Sleepy
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#14

Just because you shoot a stranger in the arm with a crossbow doesn't mean you can't trust him to help you in a time of need. ~ Adam
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#15

Life's a bitch, and then you *don't* die. ~ nvidia2010
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#16

For immortals, vampires are very short-sighted. ~ figgums
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#17

Edward Cullen minus human blood = Nosferatu. ~ Adam
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#18

Always cover yourself properly when administrating an experimental drug to a vampire, this goes double if vampires explode when dead. ~ Adam
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#19

When the other vampires that work in your building are on the verge of going into bloodlust and will likely kill you, be sure to drink the blood of one of the last humans in front of them, without offering to share. ~ gagster
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#20

Military graded armour is useless when it comes to defend against arrows ~ sky
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#21

When the tension is gone, always comment on the aesthetic inadequacies of the person's house. ~ Adam
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#22

Pharmaceutical CEOs are evil, regardless of terminal status. ~ Adam
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#23

The new way to heal yourself; sunlight. ~ Grayfire
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#24

Even in a post apocalyptic future where monsters inhabit our cities, worse monsters live in the sewers. ~ malp
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#25

If you turn into a vampire, don't turn everyone else too! ~ gagster
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#26

Naked humans give the best blood. ~ gagster
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#27

Smoking does more good than harm when you are vampire because... 1)its a great substitution when you don't drink human blood 2)its slow down the process of subsiding 3)You still look cool, and it can't kill you ~ sky
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#28

Emos who harm themselves will turn into monsters ~ sky
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#29

Vampire + arrow = instant fuel source ~ sky
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#30

Brothers always know where you're going. So when you're traveling to a big tree in the middle of nowhere even though he didn't see or hear the directions, he knows where you are. ~ PreyBeginning
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#31

When you stab a vampire in the heart and the explosion knocks you against the wall, don't worry, the next vampire you stab won't explode, period. He'll just disappear leaving you with an awkward look on your face. ~ PreyBeginning
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#32

Drinking your own blood after turning into a vampire is a bad idea ~ nuknuk
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#33

These vampires never drink animal blood; instead when the human blood is finished, they try creating a blood substitute. ~ nuknuk
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#34

As long as you wear sunglasses, the sun won't affect you. ~ nuknuk
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#35

Your brother will turn you into a vampire against your will because he loves you and doesn't want to ever lose you; but start hanging with humans and he will join your evil boss in hunting you down! ~ Sassy
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#36

All vampires named Edward are good. ~ Flobot
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#37

A single bullet hole for windshield visibility in a high speed chase through the woods and narrow, curvy, paths is all you need to be able to successfully navigate, when your Willem Dafoe. ~ cortex
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#38

Vampires don't starve to death, they become something worse! ~ TiffYG2133
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#39

Wildfires are now caused by Vampiric animals. ~ AliceinWonder
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#40

When you're the Vampire Hero your car's flat will fix itself automatically during a high speed chase, but if you're a human driving carefully no such luck. ~ AliceinWonder
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#41

Even vampires have annoying news pundits. ~ Adam
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#42

If you're a computer scanner that lets people inside a sensitive security area, always loudly repeat the person's name and title before opening the door. ~ Adam
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#43

Security alarms in a technologically advanced vampire civilization have a calming voice and don't call for any sort of outside help. ~ Adam
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#44

The best way to ask for someone's help is to start by pointing a crossbow at their heart. ~ Adam
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#45

Human beings would rather be hunted and killed by an otherwise polite vampire civilization than simply donate blood every so often. ~ Adam
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#46

Don't worry, your brother still loves you. ~ Adam
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#47

Even animals become vampires. ~ Grayfire
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#48

The new way to kill yourself; sunlight. ~ Grayfire
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#49

When you're a vampire being chased by armed Hummers during the daylight, the Hummers will shoot at every part of the car instead of the tires and the camera that is being used on the roof for your ability to see where you're going. ~ Rell
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#50

Tinted windows on cars are not illegal no more ~ sky
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#51

In the future, rather than use clever one-way-tinted windscreens to protect you from the sun, attach a camera outside the car. ~ nvidia2010
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#52

When jump starting a vampires heart in a winery, always use flame retardant medical equipment. It'll set you on fire, just not your equipment. ~ PreyBeginning
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#53

Homeless Vampires can't find work, or blood. Looks like it's a bad economy even in the movies. ~ PreyBeginning
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#54

If you already have a human-harvesting area, simply plan ahead: count the vampire to blood ratio and adjust accordingly. Don't wait until the last minute, then try to create a blood substitute. ~ nuknuk
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#55

If you leave your back door open, a vampire will walk inside and lick your fridge. ~ Alister
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#56

Don't leave your vampire exposed to direct sunlight. ~ Vah Shellsing
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#57

If you are a human traveling through vampire country, it's always best to lead your convoy at night. ~ JackRabbitJim87
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#58

capitalism sucks. ~ nobody
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#59

In 2019, most cars are 2010 models ~ pogi
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#60

arrows will replace bullets as the weapon of choice ~ pogi
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#61

Never starve a vampire soldier... if they feed... it looks really, really gay.... ~ kaizar
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#62

In the future we will all dress like businesspeople in the 60's. ~ Lena
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#63

There are only the colors blue, grey, and red in the future. ~ Lena
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#64

Vampires able to sense the presence of humans get surprised when they turn around and the human is gone. ~ NateSean
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#65

The new way to become a day walker-sunlight. Side effects: You're human in every way except that you're still infected. ~ cortex
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#66

When you are the vampire CEO and you slit the wrists of an actual human being, you don't need to drink her blood. But your ex-vampire employee shows up, never get suspicious. You need his blood. ~ nuknuk
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#67

Dr. Alan Grant from Jurassic Park is NOT always a good guy. ~ Demonzor
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#68

Vampire doesn't have reflection in the mirror ~ bygone
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#69

Vampires become elves when starved to death ~ pogi
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#70

If a vampire you trust needs blood, just pretty much slice your hand off. Never mind you really can't get medical help for humans anymore. Bandages fix everything. ~ Grayfire
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#71

Vampires are economical. They re-use wine glasses as blood glasses. ~ nuknuk
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