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Ogres are like onions. ~ SaxGirl
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Earwax makes a great candle. ~ SaxGirl
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The princess is in the highest room in the tallest tower. Always. ~ SaxGirl
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No dead girls on the table. ~ SaxGirl
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Eye Jelly goes good on toast. ~ UsernameTed
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One can kill birds if you sing the right note. ~ Grayfire
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A murdered bird's eggs provide an important part of your complete breakfast. ~ Abrina7
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When the dragon's about to eat you, start complimenting your ass off! ~ ekedolphin
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If you're small, build a ginormous castle to compensate. ~ SaxGirl
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No-one needs toothpaste when there's caterpillars. ~ SaxGirl
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Talking donkeys equal noble steeds. ~ Abrina7
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Well....She's married to the muffin man. ~ nikkabee
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If you find a snake or a frog on the ground, it is quite possible and safe to put your lips to thier mouths and blow them up so they become a balloon. ~ nikkabee
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You'll only get five schillings for a possessed toy. ~ nikkabee
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Celebrity marriages never last. ~ agentdc7
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If you blow air into a frog or snake, it will have a chemical reaction and create helium, thus making them able to float like a balloon. ~ agentdc7
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If an ogre farts - you're dead. ~ SaxGirl
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A ogre's fight song is Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation." ~ hisaishi
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Evicted magical creatures have nowhere to go but a swamp. ~ hisaishi
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Oh forget about rejecting implied stereotypes of beauty - just learn to accept the ugly ones as well! ~ lazy
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Please keep off of the grass, shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE... ~ ekedolphin
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Finding blue flowers with red thorns is a lot easier if you are not colourblind. ~ tenshi
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The curse never said what love's true form is, to be quite honest, you should've expected to become a ogre the moment you fell in love with an ogre, cross breeding does not really work so well. ~ tenshi
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True love comes unexpected. ~ SaxGirl
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Even if you hum it, you're going the right way for a smack-bottom. ~ hisaishi
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Chicks love that romantic crap. ~ nikkabee
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If you don't know what to get Shrek for his birthday, buy him some Tic Tacs. ~ tenshi
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Who can say no to a donkey that's gonna make you waffles in the morning? ~ tenshi
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Got a curse that turns you into an ogre at nighttime? Don't worry about it, when you're being recused from the tower with the moon shining in the background, the film-makers will keep you in your human form for the sake of telling a story ~ njackson84
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If you force Pinocchio to tell the truth he sure can hedge... ~ sem
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Dragons looooooove donkeys. ~ Grayfire
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I suppose Shrek *could* have decapitated an entire village, put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. But that's a little bit rude. ~ ekedolphin
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Donkeys don't have sleeves. ~ Movie Genius
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"I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder!" ~ Keely
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When fairytale characters go awry, an ogre's swamp house becomes their homeless shelter. ~ Keely
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Sometimes, eggs in a nest aren't fertilized and can be cooked for breakfast. ~ username
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