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It's easy to get a metal safe containing a dead body up the basement stairs and into a truck, but rolling it into a sinkhole requires assistance. ~ vfxfan
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If your daughter took 24 rolls of pictures right before she died, wait two years before processing them all, because there's no chance any of them will lead to clues as to what happened. ~ Adam
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Heaven is like being high. ~ miquonranger03
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The pedophile-looking neighbor who lives next door and is obsessed with building dollhouses is certainly not a prime suspect. ~ Adam
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You can come back to life, but ONLY for one final make-out session. ~ miquonranger03
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Photographing overweight girls is good practice for photographing animal wildlife. ~ Adam
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The only thing creepier than the villain is hearing Mark Wahlberg obsess over creating scale models. ~ Adam
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Always take the dark, abandoned route when walking home from school. ~ Adam
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Remember kids! Don't climb into any strange men's handmade underground lairs! ~ Axel Alloy
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Why just grab someone when you can build an elaborate room under the earth? ~ miquonranger03
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Middle aged white guys with comb overs and neatly trimmed mustaches are natural Megan's list candidates. ~ Uncle Boat
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Child murderers only saw and hammer with purpose. ~ Adam
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Edgy girls who draw naked women will always leave out the nipples. ~ Adam
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If a creepy old man is hitting on you and asks if you have a boyfriend, never lie and tell him that you do. ~ Adam
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When you die Pocahontas will be your guide to heaven. ~ Adam
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I too would choose to play a real-life level of Super Mario Galaxy in my perfect world. ~ Adam
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If someone builds an elaborate underground structure near a school and fills it to the brim with stuff, there will be absolutely no witnesses to any step of the process. ~ Adam
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Your parents are not the obstacle in you becoming a famous photographer, it's getting murdered :( ~ nvidia2010
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If you've ever seen a Claritin commercial, you'll have a good idea of what heaven looks like. ~ Uncle Boat
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When you find evidence in the form of a book linking your neighbor to your sisters death you must stay in his house (that you just broke into) a read it first. ~ Sassy
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Always be polite, even if it kills you. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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If you come back from the dead go to your high school crush instead of your family. ~ jacobdfl
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Avoid icicles at all cost lest they end you. ~ Axel Alloy
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A giant hole in the ground that swallows things up? Every killer's dream... ~ Axel Alloy
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Accountants can multiply 24 and $2.99 in their head in under 3 seconds. ~ Adam
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Don't make love in cornfields without proper cover. ~ Adam
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If you're being chased by the guy who murdered your sister and you have evidence linking him to the crime, take as long as possible to explain the situation when you come home to your parents. ~ Adam
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Random icicles are better at dispatching murderers than angry relatives and the police, combined. ~ Adam
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Never trust anyone who makes such kick ass doll houses. Or, rather, never trust anyone who makes such kick ass doll houses *and* has a comb over. ~ Holly Golightly
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Any girl that "sees the dead" or is "otherworldly" must have jet-black dyed hair and dark, dark eyeliner. Apparently there were goths back in the 70s! ~ nvidia2010
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Lighthouses mean something in this movie. I just can't figure out what. ~ nvidia2010
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Remind yourself, next time when on an acid trip, be sure to chat with dead girls' souls, so that you can solve old mysterious murder cases. ~ nvidia2010
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Mark Wahlberg is not as tough as you think. ~ nvidia2010
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Developing photos in the 70s was very expensive. ~ nvidia2010
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Don't stand too close to the edge of a cliff unless you want your death to be HILARIOUS. ~ Rosette17
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Elaborate CGI scenes are especially lifeless in this movie. ~ vfxfan
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Heaven has huge rainbow coloured footballs! ~ Axel Alloy
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Does this mean knitwear is bad luck? ~ Axel Alloy
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If you see the old man three doors down making odd things in his back yard, it's time to worry. ~ Axel Alloy
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If you see disappearing, screaming girls, call the cops. ~ Axel Alloy
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Always suspect the safe. ~ Axel Alloy
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Penguins have a rather dull perfect world ideal. ~ Adam
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Women are not interested in reading motherhood-related books while their daughters are still infants. ~ Adam
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Serial killer paedo-psychopaths are always very neat and good at making stuff. ~ nvidia2010
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In the 70s the USA made safes that were perfectly sealed and airtight which could contain the smell and remains of a chopped up, muddy, rotting corpse for years. Seriously, maybe they did. Who knows nowadays with everything made in China! ~ nvidia2010
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If you're looking out the window and see the reflection of the candle by the window seal moving, when it's really not, it means you can see your dead daughter. ~ Sharkboy
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While the police are banging on the door, you being the killer, take the time to make your house look like you were busy/sloppy before answering the door. Don't forget the candy bowl! You gotta spread those everywhere! ~ Sharkboy
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Beware the cornfield. Beware. ~ YesLiid
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When you jump off the 2nd floor through the window and on to the ground, you won't break any bones or have any scratches. Try it sometime. It's pretty safe. ~ Raajnie
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When you plan on taking a break from your husband and children, just leave a note without saying bye in person. Your husband will still accept you when you get back. ~ Raajnie
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Seriously? The bad guy died just like that? ~ kaizar
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Mark Walhberg got beat up by a punk.....That's an insult to Mark Walhberg. ~ RockyRambo
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It's not cheating making out with an old flame if it's your possessed girlfriend. ~ nvidia2010
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