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A machine that turns a person's entire body into sand, including clothing, snaps and buttons, will fail to disintegrate a picture locket. ~ JumpinJack
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Stan Lee said "One person can make a difference." I don't know if he was referring to Spider-Man or himself. ~ K2
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Single mothers of sick kids, who have convict husbands, don't lock the windows in their seedy New York apartments. ~ JumpinJack
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When Spider-Man turns emo, he recreates Saturday Night Fever. ~ K2
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A potential bird caught in a science experiment will not worry the scientists of a bird that could manipulate sand. ~ agentdc7
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If you tell a superhero that you killed his/her's loved one because you have a child infected by an unnamed disease, that hero will just like you go without any kind of proof of said child. ~ The Superior
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It's tough to take it seriously when Eric Forman tells you he wants to eat your brains. ~ JumpinJack
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Pumpkin grenades can either blind you temporarily, scar 1/2 your face, or completely obliterate you. It all depends of how far into the movie you are. ~ agentdc7
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It's always Mary Jane who's held hostage by the villains. ~ K2
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Experimental testing facilities can be outdoors where anyone who climbs over a fence can get in. ~ agentdc7
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A bulky man can be mistaken for a bird. ~ agentdc7
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When you find the man you're grabbing is a monster with a very big mouth and big pointy teeth and not Spiderman, casually toss him aside and walk away. ~ agentdc7
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Amnesia turns you into Lenny from Of Mice and Men. ~ The Superior
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Y'know, a little AC/DC at max volume might have been able to cure you of that symbiote problem. ~ JumpinJack
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There's a lot of forgiving. ~ K2
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Mr. Jameson's not the same anymore when he's on drugs. ~ K2
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Mr. Sandman had no choice, even though he did. ~ agentdc7
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When you turn badass, get yourself an emo haircut. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Harry still likes Peter, even though Peter threw a grenade at him. ~ K2
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If the title is Spiderman 3, it must have 3 villains. ~ agentdc7
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It's ok to kiss another girl right infront of your girlfriend if it's all for the cameras. ~ jimbob
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When MJ and Harry are hanging out, cooking breakfast in his Manhattan Penthouse, reciting lines, and having a little kiss-kiss... uh, yeah, that means she and Peter were "on a break". ~ JumpinJack
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Crazy Russian landlords that can't fix a freakin' door can give some of the strangest advice. ~ JumpinJack
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Reconciliation and redemption during the climax of a movie usually means someone's gonna die. ~ JumpinJack
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When a symbiote covers your face, your mouth can stretch to inhuman proportions. ~ agentdc7
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There's a pumpkin grenade that happens to be right next to Spider-Man when he killed Venom. ~ K2
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Bruce Campbell is always the annoying guy to Peter. ~ K2
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A genius level physicist, who self-admittedly isn't a biologist, will recognize that a black piece of goop exhibits symbiote-like properties after a simple gaze through a microscope. ~ JumpinJack
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An I-Beam free swinging from a crane will have enough force and power to cut through at least a half dozen other I-Beams and glass without a loss of momentum, or even a rebound. ~ JumpinJack
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Opie/Richie Cunningham's daughter defied genetics and grew up into quite the hottie. ~ JumpinJack
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Paintball mask is adequate for protection. ~ The Cincinnati Kid
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When you turn emo, you will have nothing but women walk by you on the street. ~ agentdc7
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If you can shoot webs out of your wrists and climb walls because your a human-arachnid hybrid, you can punch your girlfriend in the face. One near death experience and she'll forget all about it. ~ maian7
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When you're falling in a cab to your death, smile for the camera! ~ eliasrapp98
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An alien entity will conveniently land not too far from the only guy in the world who has spider powers. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Spider-Man can play piano. ~ K2
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After getting rid of the symbiote suit you've been wearing for who knows how long, take a long shower because you probably stink. ~ agentdc7
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Mary Jane must've forgotten, when Harry attacked her and made her break up with Peter, that her boyfriend is Spider-Man. All it would've taken instead of breaking up with him was, "Harry attacked me. He's making me do this, and he's right over there behind those trees. Go beat his ass." Problem solved. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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So, the butler knew from the very begining that Harry's dad died as a result of his own mistake. The guy could have spared him 2 full movies of desperate, aimless revenge-seeking, trying to kill his best friend and getting half of his face blown off in the process; but instead he waited until the last 20 minutes of the third movie to let him know that his entire goal to avenge his father's death was pointless in the first place. Makes perfect sense. ~ Keely
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If two gigantic, terrifying monsters are terrorizing New York City and seemingly defeating Spider-man it's a much more logical idea to have the entire city stand in a crowd a few hundred yards away and watch it like a wrestling match than to run in the opposite direction. ~ Keely
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Even if his life is sometimes pitiful - with the amount of times Peter Parker cries he must be the John Boener of the Superhero community. ~ Keely
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