#1

Michael Bay will always stress that when teleporting from America to Egypt, it will still be the middle of the afternoon. ~ Dark Lord XIII
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#2

Autobots listen to Linkin Park. ~ Hart
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Totally!! ~ k1ngv1rus

#3

Don't let your mom eat environmentally friendly brownies served by white kids in dreadlocks. ~ Adam
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yea i would have to call dibs on those ~ animesick
o_o;; LOL. ~ ChibiSasuke

#4

Megan Fox fondling a motorcycle....uh, what was I saying? ~ Grayfire
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#5

PG-13 means the best selling merchandise is for children from 3 to 12. ~ KeenHavoc
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#6

Dead robots never die, so long as a sequel is near. ~ MokonaYi
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#7

Telling mean-looking border guards who don't speak English that you're from New York will gain you automatic passage without any questions or paperwork. ~ Adam
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#8

When kids go off to college, moms will always cry dramatically while dads look forward to turning the newly vacated room into a home theatre. ~ Adam
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soo true!! lol ~ leo11234

#9

Apparently Bumblebee's vocal processors are WAY harder to fix than a newly resurrected Optimus Prime, who is fixed in a matter of seconds into a super flying robot. ~ Pidge
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Why is this not at the top of the list? ~ bourbonphantom
Yeah, and what was the point of it? To make sure there's no interesting character development in ANY of the Autobots besides Prime? ~ agentdc7

#10

Dude, Bumblebee still can't talk... ~ TiffYG2133
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Yeah, and for what reason? ~ agentdc7

#11

If your mom tells people, while obviously intoxicated, that your car is a "talking robot," make sure to clarify what she means because they certainly believe her. ~ Adam
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#12

Conspiracy theorist bloggers who were right all along could have never guessed that the government can track cell phone signals. ~ Adam
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#13

The army will automatically fire a conveniently placed rail gun if you tell them you used to work with them. ~ leo11234
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#14

If a hot girl is interested in a geek, she is probably trying to kill him. ~ malice
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#15

There is a robot heaven! ~ Raindrop23
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#16

If a transformer saves your life from an incredibly dangerous situation, instead of thanking him, tell him you're completely safe now and that you don't need him anymore. ~ Adam
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#17

Small, alien robots are sexually attracted to Megan Fox's legs. ~ Phoenix
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Oh I know I am, Ace. ~ SomeGuy
I kinda figured everyone was, really. ~ Ace

#18

If you're negotiating with an incredibly powerful, advanced alien species, always send the most obnoxious, tactless bureaucrat to represent you. ~ Adam
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#19

When your leader is down, magically everyone else on screen can fight better. ~ KeenHavoc
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Well yeah, they're all jockying for position of leader. ~ NateSean

#20

The dean of your college doesn't care that your professor is a perverted sexual predator, but is disgusted to see you have a mental breakdown in your class. ~ keiser
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#21

Girls always go for guys who fingerpaint strange letters on tables with cake frosting. ~ Adam
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#22

Your car will never be that cool. . . ever. ~ Schultzie
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#23

Mothers love hearing their children losing their virginity. ~ Grayfire
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#24

Many priceless world monuments may get destroyed by robot aliens, but the general public is stupid and will not notice once the hero has won the fight. ~ chibi master
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#25

A gigantic Decepticon makes it way through Shanghai and crushes almost an entire highway and the only video images they have, are blurry images from a low-def cam, and, even though the entire city witnessed, people still believe it's made up. ~ matthijstieleman
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#26

National Security will not only remodel your home, but will also add a swimming pool and jacuzzi if you're upset enough about a situation your son caused. ~ Adam
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#27

"Adore" is not an adequate synonym for "love." ~ Adam
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#28

The internet's "pure true." ~ Adam
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#29

Robots can have genitalia, too. ~ Shinmaru
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#30

They should've had a warning label for this movie. "Warning: Image of grown men wearing thongs could be fatal to your brain cells." ~ Andromeda
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Ahhhhh, I tried to forget. ~ Adam

#31

Before you get into a Boeing 707 check its bottom to find out from which faction it is, or you will have one helluva trip! ~ Huniken
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#32

Any girl can be a leading lady so long as she's hot and has no talent. ~ ChiakiEiji
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#33

You can throw a high US government official appointed by the president, from a C17 with a parachute and get away with it. ~ matthijstieleman
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#34

When someone you love is in peril, screaming their name apparently helps a lot. ~ HermanoBluth
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#35

Keeping the hand-scooped dust of a disintegrated alien artifact in a cotton sock insures that you will have enough of it left to completely restore its form and functionality when it is REALLY needed to work. ~ Oak
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#36

EMP destroys anything with a circuit board, except vehicles and robots. ~ rreines
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#37

To Michael Bay, "revenge" does not mean "revenge," it means, "a failed attempt at revenge." ~ jimbob
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#38

You shouldn't worry about attending university on the other side of the continent; there's no way anyone else is going to even *look* at your smoking hot girlfriend. ~ Nehszriah
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#39

Wheels that transform into nothing still do so with pride. ~ Nehszriah
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#40

Robots without names are just as disposable as unnamed people, except the robots will be missed more. ~ KeenHavoc
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#41

It takes a 35 minute battle scene for a single robot to fly up to a machine and shoot it with a single projectile. ~ Cramscam
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#42

When Optimus says he wants your face, its just as disturbing as you'd expect it to sound coming from a 25 year old cartoon icon who believes in freedom, peace and mercy. ~ Gavin
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Geez, I hated hearing that line. ~ agentdc7

#43

A transformed blender looks and acts a lot like a gremlin. ~ Adam
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#44

Studying female decepticon anatomy has revealed that they wear white panties. ~ Andromeda
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#45

If a clever, well-thought out, easy to follow and genuinely interesting television show happens to be part of the same franchise as a Michael Bay movie, it's okay to cancel it after three seasons so the Michael Bay movie's toys sell better. ~ Ace
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#46

The US Navy has a secret giant gun on a battleship laying in front of the coast of Egypt, which will fire only if some dude says that a gigantic robot is tearing a pyramid apart. ~ matthijstieleman
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#47

If you step back and really look at the movie by all accounts the decepticons really should won... did you see the size of those guys? ~ TiffYG2133
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Hahaha... Funny!!! ~ FERIS

#48

The ancient Egyptians always hid important things behind less ancient Greek paintings. ~ Fandango
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I thought that applied to all ancient societies? The past is sneaky. ~ DuneGig

#49

You can only get off a chair when the last Prime is dead. ~ Venompool
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#50

Virginia contains a vast desert just behind Dulles airport. ~ dmlaenker
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#51

Kids apparently love jive-talking ghetto robots. And the ensuing racial tension. ~ dmlaenker
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Ugh..... reminds me of seeing kids at the Target trying to buy the twins. ~ agentdc7

#52

Only Optimus Prime has the right to walk along the flight deck of an aircraft carrier... All other Autobots must stay in the hangar below. ~ punkboy
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... in their vehicle forms. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
Haha! We didn't even know who survived or not. ~ agentdc7

#53

In a communist country where they barely allow its citizens to browse social networking sites, rest assured that they will still let America fly into Chinese airspace and drop in giant alien robots to wreck havoc in one of their major cities. ~ DuneGig
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Oh China . . . you never cease to be hilariously schizophrenic . . . ~ SomeGuy

#54

The pyramids are walking distance from the shores of Egypt. ~ agentdc7
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#55

When you grab an insecticon, always give it time to transmit a signal before you kill it so they all know where to find you. ~ agentdc7
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#56

Timezones don't matter. At all. ~ agentdc7
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#57

The ruined city of Petra was actually built by ancient alien robots. ~ Timber
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You'd think it would have lasted longer, but you'd be wrong. ~ DuneGig

#58

We will never understand the ancient Egyptians. ~ LaviStrikesBack
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#59

Switching sides from the Decepticons to the Autobots should not be joked about; it is a deep personal decision and should be left at that. ~ Silver
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#60

If you're a nerd and there's a really hot college girl trying to sleep with you no matter what, be careful, because she may be a robot with a really long tongue. ~ matthijstieleman
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#61

The hot Australian blonde from the first movie is in Gitmo for stealing government data. Or she asked for too much money.... whichever. ~ TravisDW29
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#62

If you die fighting to save an alien species, you go to that species' purgatory to recieve wisdom for your human life. ~ Oak
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#63

If an Autobot falls in a forest, it definitely makes a sound. Two hours later your ears will stop bleeding. ~ JohnnyHoser
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#64

Characters named after classic G1 Autobots will be overlooked by Autobots named for not so famous Autobots. ~ Rattrap Primal
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#65

Spinning the camera around the actors will not give the audience motion sickness, and will help them focus on the dialogue of a scene... or not. ~ rreines
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Not to mention turning up the music so we can barely hear them too. ~ agentdc7

#66

A Transformer will sit there driving in a straight line as another transformer tries to cut him in half instead of transforming and fighting back. ~ keiser
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Not enough money for that. It was all spent on Robot Testicles and leg humping. ~ agentdc7

#67

Despite the fact you worked for a top-secret government agency, with higher security clearance than the Secretary of Defense, when that goes down the tubes the best job you'll be qualified for will be shucking meat in your mother's store. ~ JumpinJack
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#68

Apparently, the Decepticon planet-like HQ is just a few minutes flight away from Earth, but nobody seems to notice or care. ~ DuneGig
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#69

Don't worry, Optimus will be completely fine on his own, fighting against all of the other Decepticons! Let's just take our sweet, sweet time driving there. Soak in that wonderful scenery. Oh, look there they a--OMG OPTIMUS IS DEAD! WTF HAPPENED?! ~ DuneGig
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Not the mention the horrible editing. One shot, Prime and Bumblebee are outside the factory. Next shot, Prime is miles away in the forest while Bumblebee is still picking people up. ~ agentdc7

#70

All elderly sentients, regardless of race are crotchety, forgetful and flatulent. ~ Gavin
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#71

When creating Devastator out 7(?) constructicons without any wrecking balls, robot testicles will suddenly appear to finishing the merge. ~ agentdc7
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#72

The airport will not question a moving box, much less scan it for anything suspicious. ~ agentdc7
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#73

To assume Decepticons are a bunch of clone armies is a "good" excuse for being unable to produce more different CG models. ~ agentdc7
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#74

If you take the poster for this movie and erase the pyramid, it might as well be a poster for the first movie too. ~ agentdc7
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#75

All the scenes in the world of Optimus Prime ripping people's faces off won't redeem you from an extreme close-up of John Turturro's butt in a thong. Among other things. ~ SomeGuy
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#76

Never tell autobots to leave your universe. ~ kugen
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#77

Camaro's are way cooler than Lamborghinis ~ Phoenix
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#78

Even if you'll be laughed at, if you're going to one-up your professor on how Einstein's theories were wrong, make sure you're seeing weird symbols and be able to talk faster than the Micro Machine man. ~ Lady Athenis
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You do realize the Micro machine guy was also Blurr in Transformers G1 :D ~ Nora

#79

Having a killer lady robot trying to strangle you with her tongue is not justification enough to your girlfriend for putting your hands on another "woman." ~ Hart
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#80

Instead of seeing Barricade in the movie to explain his disappearance, you instead see copy cat Transformers of already known dead ones, i.e. Bonecrusher and Blackout/Grindor. ~ keiser
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#81

Transformers can easily reattach severed limbs as if they were Legos. Just ask Starscream. ~ punkboy
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I can put my arm back on; you can't. So stay safe! ~ DuneGig

#82

Megatron and Starscream are codependant lovers apparently. ~ NateSean
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#83

If you are convulsing, twitching, and muttering to yourself in the middle of a large university class, nobody, including the professor, will notice until you get on the podium and start scrawling fake symbols on the board. ~ miquonranger03
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#84

A whole team of security guards can be thwarted with a guy with his pants down and a taser. ~ miquonranger03
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#85

Apparently in the movie, any machine touched by the all spark will automatically attack humans. ~ Banish
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#86

There is nothing suspicious about crossing international borders with a car full of people and two other cars that are driving themselves. ~ daveyboy189
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#87

At the end of the day all is well even thought an ancient pyramid was destroyed and there are a bunch of dead robots everywhere. ~ daveyboy189
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#88

Always remember to scream your friend's name really loud if he or she is in trouble. ~ daveyboy189
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#89

Don't feed Appliance-Bots after midnight, or any other time for that matter. ~ Evilgidgit
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#90

John Turturro's speedo is apparently considered a decent shot for a film about a children's toy and cartoon. ~ Evilgidgit
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#91

Every girl in college is a model. ~ agentdc7
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#92

It's amazing how a trailer can fool you into thinking a film might be dark and sinister. ~ jimbob
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#93

That if you walk out of the Smithsonian in the middle of downtown Washington D.C. there is a large and spacious field as far as the eye can see... ~ blinghurst
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#94

If you own a sentient transforming robot who chose to faithfully stay by your side, demonstrate your gratitude by keeping him in the garage like a disobedient dog waiting on your beck and call. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#95

All female college students are Maxim model-type bimbos who get hot at the sight of middle-aged creeper professors. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#96

When threatened by a Decepticon that a being known only as "The Fallen" will rise and likely wreak havoc upon the earth, just execute him. Don't pump him for more information or anything. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#97

Husbands complain if their wives want to skinny-dip. ~ Adam
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#98

"21 Guns" by Green Day is an awesome song, apparently. ~ Grayfire
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Yay more votes. But yeah my brother saw it first and said they play the song a lot, so when I saw it I counted. Usually they play it when Megan Fox is around. And to PandasLikePoptarts, it's a sarcastic/observative comment. The producers obviously thought the song was awesome to put it in the movie so much. ~ Grayfire
I'll help vote you up. Ironic statements need to be higher. ~ SomeGuy
Wrong! It's not. ~ PandasLikePoptarts
they play it that many times wow i rely shoud go blonde but it is a awsome song ~ SPofSaturn
They play that one song 3 or 4 times in that entire movie, and it's funny to me. ~ Grayfire

#99

If you ever need covering fire, always be under the enemy's scrotum. ~ neko nana mode
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#100

Climbing into the air intake of a plane in a museum is a very easy task. ~ rreines
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#101

5-1+1=6 ~ rreines
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#102

Since President Obama is in this movie, one wonders if he had NEST send a couple of Autobots to Afghanistan to fight the Taliban. ~ punkboy
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Hell, he probably has his own Autobot taking the kids to school. ~ NateSean

#103

When not out hunting Decepticons, being sequestered in a secret hangar, forced to remain in your transformed mode, with no discussion or social contact, is perfectly acceptable to an advanced species of alien robots. ~ JumpinJack
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#104

If your best friend is a giant robot warrior with a penchant for ripping enemies' spines out of their butts, you can go to your first college party and park your car on the lawn, ruin the party cake, and mouth off to the first douche you meet without worrying about receiving severe beatings. ~ JumpinJack
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#105

You can make anybody do anything by yelling, "GOGOGOGOGO" at them. ~ miquonranger03
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#106

No one, and I mean no one can defeat The Fallen...Oh wait. ~ daveyboy189
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#107

The Arcee Triplets are actually Twins. Who Knew? ~ daveyboy189
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#108

Despite the advantageous nature, Autobots will never assume the form of military vehicles even while allied with the US military. ~ Gavin
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#109

Trying to maintain a long distance relationship using webcams and prearranged times will backfire, badly. ~ Gavin
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#110

In ten seconds, Prime, a semi tractor trailer, can drive miles away to the forest while Bumblebee, a Camaro, is still picking people up a few feet away. ~ agentdc7
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#111

You can drink American beer in France. (Which is banned.) ~ agentdc7
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#112

When having two annoying twins crawl all over Devastator isn't interesting enough, add random explosions to hopefully make it more interesting. ~ agentdc7
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#113

Thousands of children in third-world countries suffering from starvation and poverty, and Michael Bay and ILM decide to waste money animating a robot humping Megan Fox's leg. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#114

Drugs can be sold on college campuses in plain sight. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#115

If Optimus Prime is a descendent of The Fallen , does that mean that robots have a reproductive (giving birth) system? ~ FERIS
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#116

SR71 Blackbirds naturally acquire the personality of a cantankerous, washed-up British roadie. ~ Tombo
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#117

Michael Bay has no idea that black slang has changed a lot since 1991. ~ KDubbz
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#118

Coaches and rappers alike smack girls' butts with bravado. ~ Adam
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#119

Female transformers are just as disgustingly stereotyped as female actors, only the transformers at least make cool bikes. ~ bookfreak
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They do? I couldn't tell who survived/died in all that mish mash of a battle scene. ~ agentdc7
And they get killed off in the climactic battle scenes. ~ NateSean

#120

Big tits and a positive attitude can get you through just about any situation, including (but not limited to) a millennia long war between two races of highly-advanced sentient robots with the ability not only to transform into a vast array of deadly weaponry but also human beings. ~ Vedici
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#121

It's okay to be chased by giant evil alien robots across the globe...but NOT okay to go to prison. Just ask Sam's roommate. ~ punkboy
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#122

Seriously, dude - what IF you're wrong? ~ JumpinJack
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#123

The only reason nobody knew anything about the Matrix of Leadership was because Jetfire was inactive and couldnt post it up on Wikipedia. ~ daveyboy189
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#124

Optimus Prime is forever destined to die and come back to life, although this was established twenty years ago. ~ Evilgidgit
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#125

Seeing as he didn't die in the previous movie, it was guaranteed he would die at least once in this one. ~ Gavin
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#126

Despite formerly having access to the frozen body of a Decepticon, a current alliance with the Autobots, and a legion of geeks who would give their sparks to on the engineering team, Sector 7 never considered creating mech-like combat units. ~ Gavin
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#127

Giant robots who create huge vortexes can suck up heavy cars and trailers, but not the main characters, who can still run away. ~ agentdc7
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#128

When two annoying twins are harassing a giant robot, he'll just keep walking because in the next scene they'll disappear and his damaged face will be back to normal. ~ agentdc7
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#129

Now Skynet will never have the spark... right? ~ Pandamon
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#130

Scorpionok only comes out of hiding when someone is within attacking distance. Other times, it doesn't move at all even if it means a few years. ~ agentdc7
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#131

When you knockout someone by tazering them in the neck, they will be fine a minute later. ~ agentdc7
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#132

A gigantic robot is required to remove the very tip of a pyramid in opposed to squashing the Autobots and humans, even when the leader possesses the ability of telekinesis. ~ agentdc7
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#133

Megatron's right arm has a gun trigger that anyone can pull. ~ agentdc7
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#134

Who knew! Angel Grove isn't the only city that gets attacked by giant robots. It still is the only city that turns into an open field when the robots fight and reverts into the city when the robots are gone. ~ Rider
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And do you remember how many buildings got trashed in Power Rangers? How they were just magically put back together? ~ NateSean

#135

A decepticon can escape death from part 1 (Scorpionok) only to return to fight for only 10 seconds before getting killed. ~ agentdc7
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#136

Scavenger and Sideways has bad body odor - even Ironhide can smell him! ~ skylinezan
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#137

That Michael Bay should be ashamed of himself. ~ blinghurst
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#138

Nobody will even hear the shifting and stomping sounds of giant robots moving about a cargo ship, let alone notice them performing said actions. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#139

Apparently Bumblebee only considers Decepticons that transform into vehicles a threat to Sam, and not the human female-sized one sitting inside of him right next to his human charge. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#140

When launching a surprise attack on American fleets, be sure not to attack the ship with the railgun that can actually kill you. ~ Bull Kilgore
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#141

Old transformers need a cane to get around even though their supposed to be an robotic lifeform so advanced, they can travel through space and time. And that our understanding of there technology pales like a baby trying to understand nuclear fisson... But hey, who's counting tiny inconcistenices like that? ~ jimmyz
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#142

When you work at an bike repair shop don't worry about wearing your "Gonna Get Me Raped" shorts. Cus I mean you can totally trust the foot traffic that like to frequent repair shops, nicest guys in the world. ~ Hart
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#143

Primes are the only ones that can defeat The Fallen. Megatron defeated Optimous Prime. Doesn't that make him more powerful than the Fallen? Apparently not. ~ AKenjiB
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#144

Men in their underwear are always funny. ~ asperger
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#145

Girls are impressed by pizza that has "18 inches of meat." ~ Adam
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#146

Soundwave is the red-headed step child of the Decepticons. Poor little guy just keeps getting knocked around. ~ Schultzie
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Oh, also he was never involved in a battle in Revenge of the Fallen. I think the guy you're referring to was Frenzy, and he was in the first movie. This is the second Transformers movie we're talking about here. ~ joeycagle
Soundwave was no little guy. Soundwave was the big satellite up in space. Must be a different character you're talking about. ~ joeycagle

#147

When a robot army is trying to destroy the human race, it's smart to only use conventional weapons, instead of tactical nuclear weapons, which will probably wipe out every robot in its blast radius. ~ matthijstieleman
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Well, you haven't thought of radioactive pollution, right? If it's me, I prefer using some strong EMP weapons, which will short-circuit any electronics that got caught in it. The US military already got a few up their sleeve, and it can be easily constructed by anyone with a slightly advanced knowledge of electronics. ~ LaviStrikesBack