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Han shot first. ~ Nehszriah
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Interrogating someone while strangling them is probably not going to get you many answers. ~ agentdc7
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Don't challenge a Jedi Master to a bar fight. ~ Shinmaru
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Vader can breathe and talk at the same time. ~ agentdc7
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If Stormtroopers are more precise than Sand People, then the latter mustn’t be able to make a kill at point-blank and aren’t really that much of a menace. ~ Nehszriah
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Even heartless bastards will put aside concern for their own skins if it involves blowing up really big things. ~ Nehszriah
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The Wilhelm scream was also around a long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. ~ Pleiades Rising
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A medal to the Wookie that flew the Millenniumm Falcon giving Han a clear shot of the three Tie-fighters? Hell no. ~ NateSean
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Ventilation ducts double as crippling construction flaws. ~ Shinmaru
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The Sand People are easily startled but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers. ~ FskChap
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Let the wookiee win. ~ SomeGuy
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Say it with enough bravado, and you can bluff people into thinking parsecs aren't a measurement of distance. ~ SomeGuy
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That’s no moon; they don’t have tractor beams, for one. ~ Nehszriah
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Corellians dress as if they are ready to go deep space clubbing at a moment's notice. ~ Shinmaru
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Bullseyeing giant two meter long womp rats? Easy as pie. Bullseyeing giant two meter long womp rats from the cockpit of a T-16 airspeeder? THAT takes skill. ~ SomeGuy
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Not only are Stormtroopers bad at surviving, but they also can't duck in time when a door is opening. ~ Pleiades Rising
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To "become more powerful than you can ever imagine" is the greatest euphemism ever for getting cleaved through. ~ SomeGuy
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It was a long time ago, but still somehow in the future…? Thanks Lucas. Thanks. ~ Nehszriah
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No one ever wants to hear that you've got a bad feeling about something. ~ SomeGuy
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When you find an older VHS copy of this film, George Lucas will appear and tell you: "This is not the film you are looking for. Jabba's in the new one!" ~ Pleiades Rising
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The Death Star looked different from R2's stolen plans. ~ agentdc7
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Wanted criminals enjoy picking fights for no reason. ~ IanM1986
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English is spoken in a galaxy far, far away. ~ vfxfan
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No, I can’t really think about the more touching points of Ben and Luke’s relationship without thinking about the Family Guy special. Move along. ~ Nehszriah
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It's often said that whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Apparently, Obi-Wan Kenobi didn't know this, but Darth Vader did. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When jedis get old, they can make weird "Wooooooooo!!!" noises. ~ agentdc7
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Despite being able to travel quickly from one part of the galaxy to another, the Death Star is somehow blocked by a planet while trying to blow up the rebel base on Yavin IV. ~ nvidia2010
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I am Han Solo, Captain of the Millenium Falcon and the only actor who's career this movie will not destroy. ~ john2012
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TIE Fighters are only short range as revealed when the Millennium Falcon goes where Alderaan was, unless Vader flies it then he can get away far enough to safety when the Death Star is destroyed. ~ RimaRegina
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Not all Rebel Fighters on Yavin IV went to attack the Death Star. Look how many were left at Han and Luke's award ceremony - lazy. ~ RimaRegina
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Merchandising rights aren’t important to retain at all. ~ Nehszriah
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Even in the future, the princess will still wear a strange and elaborate hair style ~ chobi chi
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Lightsabers get heavier over the course of 20 years. ~ agentdc7
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A long time ago, almost everyone spoke with a British accent. ~ IanM1986
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. ~ IanM1986
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This little one's not worth the effort. Now, let me get you something. ~ guidoland
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When Vader orders you to tear the ship apart to find an inanimate data recording, it makes perfect sense to say "Don't destroy that escape craft, there's no life aboard. It's probably just a short circuit." ~ Moontown
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Humans existed a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. ~ username
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In a galaxy far far away it's ok to kiss your sister on the mouth. ~ Jamesmasterflash
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That stormtrooper must thought those really were the droids he was looking for, and that his feeblemindedness cost him thousands of lives. ~ nee
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Big bad imperial regime hire the absolute worst shots in the galaxy and pass them off as the military elite. ~ nee
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Two hotshots, one old man, two droids and a wookie can successfully and easily force a rescue of a high value prisoner, hide within one of the most important military installations in the empire without detection, and escape with only one casualty and no damage to their captured spacecraft... doing all of this entirely by accident. ~ nee
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Grand Moff Tarkin didn't find his lack of faith disturbing. ~ nee
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It's amusing how an arrogant and haughty man resorts to physical violence to make a point about another arrogant and haughty man's statements. ~ nee
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In a galaxy far, far away, senior military officers need not request permission to destroy whole populated planets and thrust the rest of the galaxy into revolt. It would be like nuking New York City...because hell I wanted to make a pointless point. ~ nee
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Don't point at a flashing light on someone's dashboard. ~ nee
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That commander has a point: if Lord Vader isn't all talk he could conjure out stolen data tapes or at least give enough clairvoyance to locate a hidden fortress. ~ nee
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You'd think an entire moon-sized space station might detect one unidentified freighter, and alert arguably the most important person next to the emperor himself about it coming up on him. Or at least his two wingmates. ~ nee
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Uncle Owen turned out to be a total douche. ~ nee
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It's odd how Luke after so many years alone on a farm didn't stash some adult magazines or had intimacy with nearby droids. He is in all technicalities a futuristic space redneck. ~ nee
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The Sand People are easily startled but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers. ~ FskChap
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Things are automatically better when you do them faster and more intense. ~ SomeGuy
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They aren't the droids your looking for. ~ Fitz
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Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels' hidden fortress. ~ guidoland
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This is not the sarcastic comment you are looking for. You will scroll down to the next page. ~ Nehszriah
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Space, time and relativity with a ridiculous script. ~ hisaishi
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