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Iraqi Professors are always pleasantly surprised to see that a CIA operative has broken into their house. ~ Adam
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Iraqi kids all look the same. ~ Adam
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Little kids are the best purveyors of gay and bestiality porn. ~ Adam
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The new guy is always cocky, reckless, and incredibly talented (e.g. "hot sh*t wild man"). ~ Adam
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If you're an officer who spends his tour of duty behind a desk, think twice about going on a ride along to experience the combat zone. ~ Uncle Boat
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When defusing a bomb it's best to be comfortable! ~ TiffYG2133
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Of the things in life to love defusing bombs has got to be number one! ~ TiffYG2133
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Terrorists plant bombs in cars just to watch bomb specialists while defusing them ~ MOha
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You can get a refund if you bought a "pirated" movie with shaky picture ~ MOha
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Bomb drones that do a good job in Iraq can look forward to being sent to Mars. ~ Adam
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Pulling a gun on a driver and then yelling at them in English is much better than simply making arm movements to demonstrate. ~ Adam
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Always welcome the new guy with stories of death. ~ Adam
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If you're a taxi driver the best place to pickup passengers is on the completely abandoned road surrounded by American military officers. ~ Adam
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If there's a thin yellow wire, a thin green wire, and a bulky red wire, always notice the bulky red wire last. ~ Adam
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Playing Gears of War is the perfect preparation for seeing your psychiatrist. ~ Adam
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The only thing worse than the paparazzi is the Iraqi paparazzi. ~ Adam
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The person you kidnap will certainly wait for your return once you leave to break into a house. ~ Adam
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If you see a wire attached to a bomb, pull it. ~ miquonranger03
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Spit and rub man, spit and rub! ~ TiffYG2133
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If an Iraqi stranger is videotaping your bomb squad at work, you sure as hell better work faster. ~ nvidia2010
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Psychiatrists are poor bomb squad members. ~ nvidia2010
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Civilian Life is a lot like a Jack in a Box; You're not going to like it forever. ~ HermanoBluth
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Both getting married, and defusing bombs in Iraq, can almost get you killed. ~ ck888
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If you're a notable actor, like Ralph Fiennes or Guy Pierce, you'll become a red shirt. ~ K2
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It is more fun to defuse bombs than to stay with your child ~ MOha
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Bomb suits are useless. They are uncomfortable and get in the way of disarming a bomb and it does nothing to protect you from even a blast wave. Guy Pierce probably would have made it running away from the bomb with no suit on. ~ RoC77
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In Iraq even survivable wounds are fatal. ~ Adam
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Sniper rifle scopes never work right the first shot. ~ Adam
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Helmets make good shower caps. ~ Adam
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When defusing bombs in Iraq, try not to use a $5 toy wagon. ~ nvidia2010
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Once you hit the 800 bombs-defused mark, you will feel utterly invincible. ~ nvidia2010
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Disarming a bomb is not the time for a meet and greet. ~ jimbob
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You can shoot people here, you don't have to throw a wrench. ~ FskChap
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People who defuse bombs hate the fuck out of grocery shopping. ~ ryan corderman
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If you get suspicious at someone while disarming a bomb, wave at him to make sure he is a friendly ~ MOha
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It's perfectly safe to see someone filming your partner while he is defusing a bomb ~ MOha
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You can't outrun a blastwave?! Hollywood has grossly mislead us all these years. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Being caught in the killzone of a blastwave won't give you an extra, exciting push to safety, but will instead pulp your insides and send you to Jesus. ~ Pleiades Rising
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When you're willing to go hunt down insurgents of your own will, blame someone else when you get shot and nearly taken prisoner. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Male bonding never involves tea and cake, but punches in the gut after heavy drinking. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Gloves are important to a bomb technician. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Shopping for cereal is overwhelming. ~ Lby54229
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Shopping for cereal is hard...too many choices. ~ Lby54229
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Explosive ordinance disposal units are trained to use massive and illegal anti-tank rifles, which also happen to be unable to pierce half a foot of cobblestone. ~ Swampstealer
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Ugly fatsos make perfect candidates for British private military contractors. ~ nee
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If you're in Iraq too long, pretty soon you start fantasizing about having sex with bombs. ~ Adam
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Iraqis are either ignorantly inappropriate or malicious. ~ Adam
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If your chances of being blown up in the line of duty are high enough, at least be comfortable doing it. ~ Uncle Boat
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If you decide to be a suicide bomber, be sure about it, it's going to be hard to change your mind. ~ nvidia2010
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You can make a movie with absolutely no story nor purpose and beat an imaginative, creative, sci-fi movie at the Oscars. ~ MOha
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