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Things are automatically better when SPOKEN! WITH! EMPHASIS! ~ SomeGuy
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Always get your most important advice from a dancing, hallucinating girl held captive by lepers. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Ancient Greeks and Persians both spoke the same language. ~ Adam
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Anything Athenians can do Spartans can do better. ~ Adam
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Oily muscle men in large groups totally aren't homoerotic, unlike the boy-loving Athenians. ~ Pleiades Rising
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The Immortals were named ironically, it turned out. ~ SomeGuy
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Deformed people deserve your scorn for they shall sell you out the first chance they can. ~ SomeGuy
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If you think you're a god, don't make any attempt to dodge that little spear. ~ Pleiades Rising
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Kicking a messenger into a well is the universal response of "You will not enslave us." ~ Rapt0r9
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Losing an eye is nothing; the gods saw fit to leave you with a spare. ~ SomeGuy
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The ONLY way to build a good secure wall is rotting corpses, sure the smell is a bit unnerving but if your a SPARTAN miniscule details like that are no biggie! ~ TiffYG2133
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Asking Sparta a question will result in death. ~ kugen
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Dienekes is still pissed off that he was written out of this story, and that his famous "we shall fight in the shade" line was stolen by a fictional man aptly named "Stelios." ~ SomeGuy
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No one believed Herodotus when he wrote of dog-headed men and gold-digging ants... yet all would believe axe-handed executioners and 8 foot tall Uber-Immortals. ~ SomeGuy
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Kings are made when they are sent to survive in the winter wilderness alone as children, yet today the watch groups worry that video game violence will have a poor influence. ~ SomeGuy
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You can only get away with throwing human bodies into your city's largest fresh water well if you're the king. ~ SomeGuy
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The Ancient Persian Empire is located in the region formerly known as Mordor. ~ SomeGuy
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There is never a good reason for a God-King to go personally to the battle lines. Any important messages can be conveyed by overexcited emissaries. ~ Gaurav
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Sex with someone who isn't your husband 'will not be enjoyable' ~ jimbob
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Persian Kings don't have an inch on their face not pierced. ~ nuknuk
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It's poor form to deny a hunchback for not being able to adhere to the group's tactics only to ignore those tactics for the better part of the rest of the battle. ~ SomeGuy
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Hopefully, there'll be reservations in Hell when they arrive. ~ SolenmSerpent
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Never trust an unreliable narrator. ~ SomeGuy
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If you're thirsty, then you can rely on the Spartans to give you something to drink. ~ K2
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If your "prophets" tell you that you are going to lose a war, take only 300 men to deal with the enemy. That'll show them. ~ nuknuk
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Greek city-states had potters and pedophiles while Sparta alone had the forethought to send real soldiers. ~ dudeofdixie
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Only Spartan women give birth to real men. ~ tenshi
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If someone claims to be immortal, it's only fair to want to test the theory. ~ tenshi
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The Spartans threw the biggest gay pride parade of all time! ~ ryan corderman
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After seeing deformed soldiers in the ranks of your enemy, it should never occur to you to kill the hunchback whom you just spurned after he told you of a pass that would allow said enemy to flank you. ~ NateSean
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Spartans must have got a big shipment of Nair or Gillette razors because NONE of them have hair on their chest. ~ Malichi
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Killing another is always acceptable if you make a humourous callback to a previous incident after you do so. ~ SomeGuy
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Don't let a Spartan cut off your arm - he'll keep it. ~ SomeGuy
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Only the king is capable of keeping himself in check while the enemies are being destroyed by a storm. ~ Manga Cheapskate
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The bad men always laugh in a funny yet mean way. ~ nuknuk
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Potter's and blacksmith's don't make an army, only soldiers do. ~ tenshi
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Killing the slaves of Xerxes will leave you with a nasty cramp in your leg. ~ tenshi
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Clearly the boy-loving Athenians have prevailed... ~ Parth
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Madness? This is SPARTA!!!! ~ WerewolfCas
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Slow motion fighting is the new slow motion jump from an explosion. ~ killbot
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If you take out all the slow motion, this movie is 20 minutes long. ~ TheBaddestOfThemAll
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Volcanic gases can make you both prophesies the future as well as make you a really kick-ass dancer. ~ SomeGuy
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You know what they say about Emperors with big hands... they also tend to be really really tall. Why, what were you thinking? ~ SomeGuy
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To be Spartan, spray-painted six packs are an absolute MUST. ~ kugen
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THIS IS SPARTA!! Or so I've been told. ~ UsernameTed
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I've been wasting my life on this computer. I should be doing sit-ups instead... ~ SomeGuy
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THAT PLACE WHERE THE SPARTANS LIVE IS CALLED SPARTAAA!!! ~ chibi master
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