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The more time you're forced to spend with someone you can't stand, the more likely you are to fall in love with them. ~ Adam
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There are only meat and beer in Sam Elliot's fridge. ~ wolfgirl92
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It is mandatory to wear cowboy hats in Wyoming. ~ wolfgirl92
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"Can we do it again? I seem to have missed it." ~ wolfgirl92
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It takes a week in the Wittness Relocation program for a couple in dire need of therapy to realize they're meant for each other. ~ wolfgirl92
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No matter how hard you try to consider other endings, you know after 5 minutes that the Morgans will end up together with at least one kid. ~ Zho
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Contrary to popular belief, Hugh Grant is not perfect. ~ wolfgirl92
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Bargain Barn is much like Wal-Mart, only you can buy Bear Repellant there. ~ wolfgirl92
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Make sure you look at the nozzle before you try to spray the assassin in the eye. ~ wolfgirl92
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If you join PETA, you gain the ability to be really douchey towards animals attacking you. ~ miquonranger03
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Sarah Jessica Parker's face should NOT be viewed on the big screen. ~ DDWinters
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Hugh Grant has massive scalves. ~ Zho
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