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#1

The only way to understand the contemporary American criminal mind is by getting incarcerated in some faraway Asian jail. ~ Pleiades Rising
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    #2

    The members of the League of Shadows aren't very shadowy when stuff is blowing up all around them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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      #3

      Despite that fact that you're a member of a highly popular family in a highly popular court case, no press reporter will follow you out of the courthouse. ~ Pleiades Rising
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        #4

        Fancy opera houses always look like hell from the outside. ~ Pleiades Rising
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          #5

          Never attempt to downsize Morgan Freeman or he might take your job away from you. ~ Nehszriah
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          • That was Samuel L. Jackson. Morgan Freeman is God. ~ PeterGunn
          • That is because Morgan Freeman is the man. ~ orcas800

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          #6

          Secret societies have unshakably correct, absolute conceptions of justice and morality, so that's why they remain secret instead of spreading this important knowledge to the people. ~ Pleiades Rising
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            #7

            Because it's not suspicious at all, crooked officials always hang-out at the local club for the crooked. ~ Pleiades Rising
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              #8

              Advanced weapons that instantly vaporize water will not do anything to humans, even if they're primarily composed of water. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                #9

                If the girl you love asks you who you are, don't come right out and say, "I'm Bruce, you're childhood friend" no, quote some weird thing you said earlier in the movie and hope she remembers, that's much easier. ~ tenshi
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                  #10

                  Being tied to a search light won't burn your back. ~ agentdc7
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                  • Maybe they're massive florescent search lights? ~ kvn8907

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                  #11

                  The bum you gave your jacket to when you dissappeared will keep it until you come back. ~ Invaderben
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                    #12

                    Batman is willing to take out anyone anywhere, even when they are going to the toilet. ~ Evilgidgit
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                    #13

                    If you're a scraggly lookin' cop, you're most likely corrupt as well. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                    #14

                    Butlers are useful in empty mansions. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                      #15

                      Even though you have a gun slightly visible in your sleeve, not a single reporter will notice it or find it later in the hundreds of photos they are taking of you. ~ The Superior
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                        #16

                        The reason we fall is so we can learn to pick ourselves up. ~ IanM1986
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                          #17

                          When Jonathan Crane asks you if you want to see his mask, just say no. ~ SoraKari
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                            #18

                            Batman won't kill you, but he doesn't have to save you either. ~ Cloy
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                              #19

                              Batman moonlights as a fashion critic for the homeless. ~ Cloy
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                                #20

                                If you're the kingpin of crime, don't drive away from the scene of the crime; just slowly load your gun, instead. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                • If I remember correctly (and I just watched the movie 2 hours ago) someone took out the limosine driver. So maybe this should be reworded "If you're the kingpin of crime, and your driver is unconcious, just slowly load your shotgun and hope for the best." ~ kvn8907

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                                #21

                                Always mind your surroundings. ~ ck888
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                                  #22

                                  Always read the company memos. ~ ekedolphin
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                                    #23

                                    NEVER takes your eyes off Batman. He'll teleport away. ~ agentdc7
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                                    #24

                                    Katie Holmes slaps more than once ~ The Other You
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                                      #25

                                      Having his daughter abducted by international human sex traffickers warped Liam Neeson's sense of justice and morality. ~ Cloy
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                                        #26

                                        Mystical places are always located far in some obscure mountainside that you have to climb. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                          #27

                                          It's a-ok to stockpile explosive powders all over your secret training base, especially if said base is made primarily of wood. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                            #28

                                            The science guy with great ideas always gets the shaft and put in the basement. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                              #29

                                              When a child's wondering about the lives of his parents, don't misleadingly say you've got "good news" if it's not related to that subject. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                #30

                                                Shoot wildly at everything you see and hear, even if you don't really know where your opponent is hiding. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                • That's what some noobs do in Call of Duty ~ kvn8907
                                                • Odds are you would eventually hit him right? ~ orcas800

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                                                #31

                                                Manly men in SWAT armor turn into screaming girly girls when they're surrounded by little bats. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                • They work real hard, they eat their lunch, they go to the lavatory. And every other Thursday, they have buttered scones and tea. ~ kvn8907

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                                                #32

                                                The only thing batman wants to know about his new car is, does it come in black. ~ tenshi
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                                                  #33

                                                  If you dress up like a bat, you have issues. ~ tenshi
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                                                  • Or, if you're a furry, but then, you might have issues anyway. ~ kvn8907
                                                  • Unless it's Halloween of course. Or you're an actor. ~ kvn8907
                                                  • Clearly. ~ Cloy

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                                                  #34

                                                  Alfred can keep the guests entertained by telling them that joke he knows. ~ tenshi
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                                                    #35

                                                    Batman was a ninja. ~ SRV
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                                                      #36

                                                      Under scary gas, Batman looks like a drooling gargoyle. I wonder what Joker would have looked like. ~ agentdc7
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                                                        #37

                                                        Stealth mode on the Tumbler includes turning off the highway lights. ~ agentdc7
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                                                          #38

                                                          Fat Asian criminals are not the devil, they are practice. ~ Cloy
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                                                            #39

                                                            Finders are not keepers. ~ Cloy
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                                                              #40

                                                              Multi-billionaires use rear exits. ~ Cloy
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                                                                #41

                                                                People don't like bats in their hair. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                  #42

                                                                  Instead of finding safety, stealthy ninjas tend to hang around doing nothing when stuff is blowing up all around them. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                    #43

                                                                    If you've been away from home for a considerable stretch of years with no contact or even a trace of existence, there's bound to be at least a few people who would believe you to be dead. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                      #44

                                                                      When someone puts a weird sack sort of thing on his head, you see the exact same thing everyone else sees, namely maggots and stuff, even though that maybe doesn't scare you ~ matthijstieleman
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                                                                      • Who in the world isn't scared of maggots? ~ kvn8907

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                                                                      #45

                                                                      Batman: Front Page Bruce Wayne: Page 8 ~ tenshi
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                                                                      • I guess his alter ego is more important. ~ orcas800

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                                                                      #46

                                                                      Bums hang around shipping docks with secret drug smuggling even when there is chaotic gunfire around. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                        #47

                                                                        Gary Oldman is not currently satisfied with his primary means of transportation. ~ Cloy
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                                                                          #48

                                                                          Just when you think you've got the upper-hand, you don't. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                            #49

                                                                            The scraggly guy who looks like he's going to pass out from lack of nutrition and sunlight is always a villain... or at least the Big Bad's pawn. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                            • Well if you think about it he is probably working on the toxin the whole time, maybe he doesn't have the time for normal things. ~ orcas800

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                                                                            #50

                                                                            It's not thrill seeking, it's damn good television. ~ tenshi
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                                                                              #51

                                                                              Hitmen aren't scared of tazers, they're scared of people dressed in black. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                #52

                                                                                Batman prefers vehicles with manual transmission. ~ IanM1986
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                                                                                  #53

                                                                                  Batman is "here". ~ Cloy
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                                                                                    #54

                                                                                    Drug addict hitmen can anticipate a family of billionaires leaving an opera house alone via a rear exit. ~ Cloy
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                                                                                      #55

                                                                                      The bat mobile description - a black ... Tank. ~ Shreddertron22
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                                                                                        #56

                                                                                        Alfred will always know when you've must blown up a village and need a quick lift. ~ pocketg99
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                                                                                          #57

                                                                                          Mr Earl didn't get the memo. ~ Flesh and Blood
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                                                                                            #58

                                                                                            Never warn your partner about the guy hanging from the ceiling, because just silently standing there works just as well. ~ Pleiades Rising
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                                                                                              #59

                                                                                              There is nothing to fear, but fear itself. ~ tenshi
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                                                                                                #60

                                                                                                You can scare someone with a stapler. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                  #61

                                                                                                  If I conquer my fear of rats does that make me RATMAN somewhere in the future? ~ FERIS
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                                                                                                    #62

                                                                                                    It's kind of ironic that Batman is really afraid of bats. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                                                      #63

                                                                                                      If you ask where the bat mobile is, it's flying on rooftops. ~ Shreddertron22
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                                                                                                        #64

                                                                                                        Gotham could easily be renamed "The Empire of Richard Nixon". ~ Pleiades Rising
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