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Voldemort always has an entire evil speech and cruel games prepared before killing Harry, yet he never learns from his mistakes and just kills him right away ~ matthijstieleman
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It makes sense that everybody is really excited about a tournament, which no one really witnesses because all the challenges are invisible for the viewers ~ matthijstieleman
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It's funny to turn someone who's annoying in a ferret ~ matthijstieleman
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When you reappear from a maze with a dead guy and you tell them that the most evil guy, namely Voldemort, did it because he's revived, no one believes you yet they have no alternative theory of how the dead guy died ~ matthijstieleman
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Dumbledore has no qualms about Harry fighting basilisks, traveling back in time, or attempting to save a stone that has nothing to do with him, but "putting" his name in the goblet of fire constitutes as going too far. ~ SkyolaGrl
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It makes sense to walk all the way to a tower to get your message from owls, even though owls can just fly in the Great Hall as well ~ matthijstieleman
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Voldemort likes sparkly vampire boys just as much as the rest of us do. ~ Nehszriah
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A boy who can defeat a dragon couldn't be able to ask a girl for a date, even if half the girls of the school are after him ~ mirabella
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Ask the girl you have a crush on to the ball first, they get kinda mad when you leave them as a last resort. ~ tenshi
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Everybody likes to dance, except Harry and Ron ~ matthijstieleman
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People get sent to Azkaban by performing unforgivable curses, however a teacher at Hogwarts can perform them on a spider without getting into trouble ~ matthijstieleman
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A "ball" is code for "private concert." ~ Nehszriah
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Girls are no owls. ~ SaxGirl
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It makes sense that when a dragon is really dangerous, he doesn't kill you when you have no chance to stop him, like hanging on the roof of a gigantic tower ~ matthijstieleman
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Even though it's his fourth year at Hogwarts, Harry is still surprised every time he sees something with magic that he hasn't seen before ~ matthijstieleman
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When you're being revived in a cauldron with all kinds of ingredients, remember that you won't have hair and that you're nose is extremely small ~ matthijstieleman
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Dragons are not dangerous at all. No. ~ SaxGirl
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Merpeople aren't friendly. ~ SaxGirl
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Even though Harry has many admirers (including a ghost) he still has difficulty finding a date for the ball. ~ SaxGirl
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If you turn a studnet into a ferret it's still technically a student. ~ tenshi
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You dont give transfiguration as a punishment. ~ mehak
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Sirius Black is for some reason still prosecuted, even though in the last film they've proven he's not guilty ~ matthijstieleman
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Jack Sparrow makes a boat sink; Igor Karkarov manages to bring a sunken boat to the surface. ~ SaxGirl
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Rumour has it that Harry is almost as famous as Voldemort these days, yet, everyone can say "Harry Potter" without fearing him to come and kill them, I'd say that makes him more famous than "The One Who Shall Not Be Named" anyday! ~ tenshi
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Hermione is a girl, Ron! ~ tenshi
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Holding your breath underwater for an hour is "potentially problematic". ~ tenshi
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For Harry, fighting a dragon is far easier than getting a date for himself. ~ mehak
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The prefect's bathroom on the fifth floor is not a bad place for a bath. ~ mccara
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Dumbledore knows mermish.. ~ mehak
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Emma Watson is jailbait for Bulgarian athletes. ~ Finnegan
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Fleur Delacour lost every challenge. ~ Bebe Bluff
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Note to Cedric, when Harry tells you to run and get the portkey, do it! ~ Bebe Bluff
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Voldemort could seriously use a mani/pedi any day now. ~ Fox
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I did not know that Ron's family had private access to Liberace's collection. ~ john2012
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Technically, Cedric Diggory was killed by Wormtale, but since the Ministry of Magic didn't want Dumbledore to tell the students the truth, he told them that Cedric had been killed by Voldemort instead. Guess he thought that was more comforting. ~ Dora11740
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Apparently, there is no magic spell that can prevent someone to put a note with someone else's name in the Goblet of Fire ~ Faar
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When somehow the name of a student was put in the Goblet of Fire, even though it's impossible for him to do it and he claims he didn't ask anyone else: don't perform a research and force the student to participate. ~ Faar
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Harry MUST participate in the tournament, even though he didn't want to. They probably would have sent him to Azkaban if he didn't... ~ Faar
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The Ministry of Magic would rather put the life of a young student in mortal danger instead of breaking one of the rules of the Triwizard-tournament. ~ Faar
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Voldemort did something much worse than kill Cedrick Diggory; he unknowingly turned him into a sparkly vampire. ~ YesLiid
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Viktor Krum is fine as hell. Girls at Hogwarts must be so jealous of Hermione. ~ Bebe Bluff
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Cedric's last words: "Harry, I want to be a vampire." ~ john2012
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Never watch Harry Potter movies with Dutch subtitles; they're really awful, especially the translated names of the characters ~ matthijstieleman
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