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#1

If at first you don't succeed, hack the program and try again. ~ Ryu
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#2

Only true friends purposely give each other illnesses. ~ Ryu
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    #3

    Vulcan schools look like giant 'Whack A Mole' games. ~ animejunkie
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      #4

      Nokia hasn't updated their annoying ringtone in 300 years. ~ animejunkie
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        #5

        The most advanced universal translators can successfully translate Vulcan and Romulan languages into Federation standard English but cannot handle thick Russian accents. ~ animejunkie
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        • That's a wery good point ~ IcyNeko
        • Russian is obviously from a completely different universe. Its the only explaination. ~ Loli Pop

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        #6

        Do not talk about a Vulcan's mother. ~ Schultzie
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          #7

          The Beastie Boys will survive the test of time. ~ Schultzie
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            #8

            Vulcans don't ever change their hairstyle. Ever. From 7 to 107 years old. ~ animejunkie
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            #9

            If you wear a red shirt, it is your destiny to die pathetically and/or in irony. ~ Ryu
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            #10

            Make sure the parking brake isn't set before going to warp. ~ Schultzie
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            • Because we all know there's no such thing as inflation--multi-billion? Try trillion. ~ Trioke
            • Aquiring a position where you are operating the controlls of a multi billion dollar starcraft doesn't require you have a rudamentary understanding of how to operate them. ~ brownox

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            #11

            Even starships can get "Blue Screen Of Death" problems. ~ LaviStrikesBack
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            • Microsoft is still around and kicking ;). They just had to change their name for... "legal" reasons. ~ Trioke

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            #12

            The temperature difference in a starship is such that men will have to wear long sleeved shirts and trousers while women feel more comfortable in short sleeves and mini skirts. ~ animejunkie
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              #13

              You can apparently invent something profound by someone from the future telling you what it is that you did. ~ Schultzie
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              • Actually, if history is any indicator Scotty will still have to tell that guy about Transparent Aluminum. ~ NateSean
              • No, the more profound thing we have learned is: There's no such thing as time paradoxes! ~ Trioke

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              #14

              Kirk's awesomeness gives him immunity to all forms of STDs, human and alien alike. ~ Andromeda
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                #15

                It's acceptable to cheat on an academy test as long as you save the world shortly thereafter. ~ animejunkie
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                • Try "save the known universe" ;). ~ Trioke

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                #16

                Even if your red shirt is a red space suit, you're still the first to die on an away mission. ~ Fearkiller
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                #17

                The USS Enterprise is a stick shift. ~ KhakiBlueSocks
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                  #18

                  Women with green skin are easy. ~ Schultzie
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                    #19

                    Fencing is a form of advanced combat training. ~ Schultzie
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                      #20

                      Sometimes being a little behind the rest of the fleet isn't always a bad thing. ~ Nehszriah
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                        #21

                        Safety on mining-ships isn't important so you need no rails on platforms over a giant abyss. ~ animejunkie
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                          #22

                          Iowa is as boring in the future as it is now. ~ animejunkie
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                            #23

                            Anti-Virus software is not turned on when running Academy exams. ~ animejunkie
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                              #24

                              In a parallel universe, Chekhov does not have a hairstyle like a Beatle. ~ Fearkiller
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                                #25

                                When all else fails: Eject the warp core. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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                                  #26

                                  The best test subject to use is the top brass' beloved dog; what's the worst that could go wrong? ~ Nehszriah
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                                  • Maybe you can't. It's there FOREVER! O.O ~ kvn8907
                                  • Fixed it. :D ~ Nehszriah
                                  • Oops, wrong tab. >>' How do I get rid of flubs such as this? ~ Nehszriah

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                                  #27

                                  Doctors are not physicists. ~ Petie
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                                    #28

                                    Lens flares make everything look futuristic ~ Invaderben
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                                    • They do make the film look good but if you were to make a drinking game out of them along the lines of "take a shot every time there is a lens flare" you just may end up with alcohol poisoning by the end of the movie. ~ Invaderben
                                    • Abrams himself said he overused them. I personally think they the film look really cool. ~ brownox

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                                    #29

                                    Would the cliche girl at the bar like a cliche pickup line? ~ Ryu
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                                      #30

                                      An eye for an eye, a planet for a planet. ~ Wallpaperotaku
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                                      • Makes the whole world blind...and homeless. ~ DuneGig

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                                      #31

                                      After suffering from a nasty divorce that has left you broke, enlist in Starfleet. ~ animejunkie
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                                        #32

                                        Hot girls always undress in front of each other. ~ Zach Ford
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                                        • I guess Victoria's Secret still exist in the 24th Century or when ever it is. ~ john2012

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                                        #33

                                        Let's not kid ourselves, getting to see the Romulans destroy seven federation ships in two minutes would have been pretty awesome. ~ jimbob
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                                          #34

                                          While humans developed over 6500 different languages, Romulan can be boiled down into three dialects. ~ JumpinJack
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                                          • I thought it was 4 different dialects...hmmm...maybe I'm wrong! ~ TiffYG2133

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                                          #35

                                          When a cadet who wasn't on the crew manifest suddenly announces over the PA that he's taking over as Captain, nobody in a crew of 800 actually questions it. ~ JumpinJack
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                                            #36

                                            In Vulcan, the politically correct term for "human" is "disadvantaged." ~ JumpinJack
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                                              #37

                                              Hi, I'm you in a different reality from the future. ~ Ryu
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                                                #38

                                                A thunderstorm in space is like a balloon inflated inside-out inside a vacuum cleaner. It doesn't exactly make sense, but at the same time, who knows? ~ Ryu
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                                                  #39

                                                  Dumb hicks from Iowa do not only have sex with farm animals. ~ SomeGuy
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                                                    #40

                                                    No matter how "suave" you are, the Vulcan will wind up with the girl anyway. ~ Vampiremoon762
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                                                      #41

                                                      After pressing rewind and forward umpteen million times on the DVD, you still can't catch exactly what Uhura's first name is... ~ Lady Athenis
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                                                      • Subtitles! It's Nyota... don't ask me, that's what it says... LOL ~ JumpinJack

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                                                      #42

                                                      Having an alien slug latch onto your brain stem apparently does not compromise your lefty sharp-shooting skills. ~ bookfreak
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                                                      • Of course, I thought he was dead after that happened - turns out I was wrong when Kirk went to rescue him. ~ Movie Genius
                                                      • That's because Captain Pike is made of awesome. ~ ekedolphin

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                                                      #43

                                                      Jack Daniels and Budweiser will stand the test of time, right alongside Vulcan Sunrises. ~ Silver
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                                                        #44

                                                        Any lifeform that has a tattoo is evil. ~ Zach Ford
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                                                          #45

                                                          The planet Vulcan bears a striking resemblance to the town of Bedrock. ~ brownox
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                                                          #46

                                                          The fastest way to a promotion in Starfleet is to bust onto the bridge of a ship you shouldn't have been on in the first place, and tell the Captain he's wrong. ~ JumpinJack
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                                                          • Well.. if you can infiltrate a ship, reach the bridge, and have time to tell the captain he's wrong without being caught and detained; I can imagine the military wanting you to stick around if it turns out you're right. Though they might assign you to a security specialty rather than command. ~ Marsh

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                                                          #47

                                                          It's possible to drill to the core of a planet and create a nice, neat hole. ~ Timber
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                                                            #48

                                                            Hicks from Iowa can hack and reprogram a Vulcan computer program. ~ bookfreak
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                                                              #49

                                                              If you get caught in bed with the roommate, hit on the other girl as you're getting dressed and leaving. ~ Schultzie
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                                                                #50

                                                                Even if you are a red bug creature, you should not expect to survive in Star Trek. ~ Shinmaru
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                                                                  #51

                                                                  A 275 year old, '65 Vette still has enough guts to outrun a cop on a flying space bike. ~ JumpinJack
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                                                                    #52

                                                                    Half-Vulcan, half-human and required to guard your innermost feelings at all times to present a logical, emotionless facade in front of everybody so that you can keep their respect doesn't mean you can not get some nookie in front of everyone in the transporter room before you beam down to your certain death. ~ EF
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                                                                      #53

                                                                      The Utopia Planitia space yards near Mars where the Enterprise was built is a reference to Mars, Iowa - population 2,336. ~ TuCats
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                                                                        #54

                                                                        In the distant future we will still have gasoline. So scrap your Prius and go buy a Hummer! ~ Bassmint Stile
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                                                                        • ... at $5000 a Gallon. Have fun with your hummer ;). ~ Trioke

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                                                                        #55

                                                                        Messing with people's pets gets you landed in the astronomical equivalent of Antarctica. ~ Red
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                                                                          #56

                                                                          An entire time line can change, an entire planet gets destroyed, species are wiped out, but Kirk **MUST** command the Enterprise. ~ Marcus
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                                                                            #57

                                                                            Or maybe I just can't do it like Gaston. ~ Schultzie
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                                                                              #58

                                                                              Dont beam into the water treatment area, you'll likely end up flushed. ~ Schultzie
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                                                                                #59

                                                                                The Vulcan nerve pinch is the solution to everything, even world hunger. Questioning its methodology is futile. ~ Andromeda
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                                                                                #60

                                                                                Black Holes save galaxies. ~ neko nana mode
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                                                                                • Its apparent true in real life, as there's a gigantic black hole at the center of almost every regular-shaped galaxy in the universe, and one of the reasons a galaxy existed in the first place. ~ LaviStrikesBack

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                                                                                #61

                                                                                Black Holes are enormous Time Travel portals. ~ Fearkiller
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                                                                                  #62

                                                                                  Kirk is sleeping his way across all the colors of the rainbow, or at least trying. The guy keeps getting stuck on green. ~ Schultzie
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                                                                                    #63

                                                                                    The next time jump will involve warping into the future's past to save Romulus from impending doom to keep Nero from warping into the distant past, so that the present could be as it was before Nero came from the future. ~ Andromeda
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                                                                                    • They have to stop on the way and bring shatner back as Kirk too ~ Invaderben

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                                                                                    #64

                                                                                    Always remember to tell something McCoy doesn't know. Because one, he doesn't want to know something he already knows, and two, it'll make him remind you that he's a doctor and not something else. ~ Andromeda
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                                                                                      #65

                                                                                      "Beam Up" technology can zap you across the universe onto a ship traveling faster than the speed of light, but humanity still likes to use good ol' spaceships. ~ brownox
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                                                                                        #66

                                                                                        Uhura's first name is Nyota....its NYOTA!!! Hows that Kirk??? ~ Parth
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                                                                                          #67

                                                                                          Apparently the Romulans believed enough in the Vulcan's plan to BUILD a ship to stop the supernova, as not to try and evacuate the planet themselves. (you know just in case the Vulcan’s were wrong... oops...) ~ RoC77
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                                                                                            #68

                                                                                            Even in the movie, ensign "Ricky" is still sacrificed. ~ Schultzie
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                                                                                              #69

                                                                                              Spock doesn't look the same without his eyeshadow. ~ Andromeda
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                                                                                                #70

                                                                                                Anti-Virus software is not turned on when running Academy exams. ~ animejunkie
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                                                                                                  #71

                                                                                                  Never(!) sit in the chair. ~ Jyanchan
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                                                                                                    #72

                                                                                                    Winona Ryder is still getting work somehow. ~ WatcherAngel
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                                                                                                      #73

                                                                                                      goes to show the beasty boys will still be famous in 200 years ~ eotaku
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                                                                                                        #74

                                                                                                        Andorian Shingles are the pits! ~ TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                        #75

                                                                                                        In a new Universe Kirk is still the womanizer. Some things never change. ~ Rattrap Primal
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                                                                                                          #76

                                                                                                          The water treatment release will stay open long enough for the Scotsman to fall out no matter how far away he is from it and will shut as soon as he falls out. ~ The Superior
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                                                                                                            #77

                                                                                                            Kirk has real hair. ~ Evilgidgit
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                                                                                                              #78

                                                                                                              There is no common sense in the design of Romulan ships. ~ jimbob
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                                                                                                                #79

                                                                                                                When in doubt, try the Slusho mix drink...it's good. ~ KhakiBlueSocks
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                                                                                                                  #80

                                                                                                                  Twenty third century astronauts will confuse a black hole for a lightning storm in space when they are staring at one. ~ Parth
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                                                                                                                    #81

                                                                                                                    Three years at the Academy, and Kirk apparently doesn't bother to look up the student records to find out Uhura's first name. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                      #82

                                                                                                                      This movie should have been named "Star Trek XI: Everyone Beats The Crap Out of Kirk". ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                      #83

                                                                                                                      Captain Pike is the biggest badass in the entire film. Especially when, threatened with a brain-altering space slug, he responds to Nero's interrogation with nothing more than name, rank and serial number. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                        #84

                                                                                                                        When you're in a fist fight strangling your opponent to death, take a minute to make sure he doesn't have your gun. ~ SPCAndyJ
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                                                                                                                          #85

                                                                                                                          When a giant unknown ship comes out of nowhere, destroys a fleet, & starts drilling into your planet, the Vulcan leadership would rather see how everything pans out instead of taking the closest shuttle and getting the hell out of dodge.... ~ RoC77
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                                                                                                                            #86

                                                                                                                            Ok so in the 23rd century or whatever Earth has absolutely no way to shoot down a big drill just a few feet from the Golden Gate Bridge. And why would you drill over water which will dissipate the energy beam. ~ john2012
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                                                                                                                              #87

                                                                                                                              Green means sexy, but disposable. ~ Ryu
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                                                                                                                                #88

                                                                                                                                If you're Vulcan, it's perfectly natural to date a human as long as your father marries one. ~ Fearkiller
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                                                                                                                                  #89

                                                                                                                                  Always check under your bed. ~ stitchpatch
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                                                                                                                                    #90

                                                                                                                                    Whatever you do, if someone fails to save your planet from a natural disaster, just remember: that black hole through time can't save them, either. ~ ThunderRollin
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                                                                                                                                      #91

                                                                                                                                      Dogs can traverse series. ~ Zero070810
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                                                                                                                                        #92

                                                                                                                                        Star date: 242 1168 3572...4503....6PQ94 ----- OH JUST FORGET IT! ~ TiffYG2133
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                                                                                                                                        #93

                                                                                                                                        You always break your stallion before riding it in the Kentucky Derby. ~ KhakiBlueSocks
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                                                                                                                                          #94

                                                                                                                                          No matter which incarnation, Captain Kirk is STILL the coolest white man ever to walk the Earth. ~ EF
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                                                                                                                                            #95

                                                                                                                                            Scotty's attraction to the "ample nacelles" of the Enterprise isn't actually creepy in a parallel Star Trek universe... if you'll pardon the engineering parlance. ~ JumpinJack
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                                                                                                                                              #96

                                                                                                                                              If your roommate has lung-worm and you know how to drive, it's perfectly reasonable to take the helm of a starship without telling anyone; even the commanding officer. ~ KhakiBlueSocks
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                                                                                                                                                #97

                                                                                                                                                Vulcan stoicism is taught, not innate. ~ Sparky
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                                                                                                                                                  #98

                                                                                                                                                  At least in the alternate universe, Starfleet has more than one ship ready to launch from the vicinity of Earth at any given time. That's more than I can see for three different occasions in the prime universe motion pictures *alone*. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                                                    #99

                                                                                                                                                    If a guy accidentally kills your family and planet and you are both then sent back in time to before that happens, it's much more logical to just kill his family and his planet rather than prevent the deaths of your family. ~ AKenjiB
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                                                                                                                                                      #100

                                                                                                                                                      Spock, the Vulcans, and the Federation can all be blamed for failing to prevent a natural disaster as trivial as a supernova. ~ Conmcc92
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                                                                                                                                                        #101

                                                                                                                                                        Apparently, there is a Grand Canyon in Iowa that I missed in my visits there. ~ brownox
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                                                                                                                                                        • It's a rock quarry. You'd be amazed at how much stone you can cut out of the planet over the course of 200 years. ~ SomeGuy

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                                                                                                                                                        #102

                                                                                                                                                        Kirk and Spock forever! ~ Dfacta
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                                                                                                                                                          #103

                                                                                                                                                          Bruce Greenwood is awesome. ~ ekedolphin
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                                                                                                                                                            #104

                                                                                                                                                            Despite having the name Pavlo-Andreavitch Chekov (note the V's), it's impossible for Russians to pronounce "Victor" ~ moonburn98
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                                                                                                                                                              #105

                                                                                                                                                              Little Spock was a beast. ~ TheKDuck
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                                                                                                                                                                #106

                                                                                                                                                                If you are from the future, with specific knowledge of how the entire planet of Romulus is to be destroyed in nearly 100 years, you should really keep that to yourself and let the future unfold exactly the same way. Otherwise, you would never get sucked into the black hole with Nero. So, yeah, keep that genocide secret to yourself. ~ mpbarnet
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                                                                                                                                                                  #107

                                                                                                                                                                  if you've arrived from the future with knowledge of how your home planet is destroyed by a supernova then you shouldn't bother solving the problem yourself...especially when you have the means to stop it from happening with a 100 year advantage over the person who failed. ~ oreolvrs
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                                                                                                                                                                    #108

                                                                                                                                                                    If you happen to be a century in the past with technology at least 100 years ahead of everyone else don't bother sharing that with the people who at this time in the past are at war with most of the galaxy, including the people of the person you have a vendetta with. ~ oreolvrs
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                                                                                                                                                                      #109

                                                                                                                                                                      Things never change, Kirk does the nasty with the green chick, and the guy in red gets killed first. ~ scannerhead
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                                                                                                                                                                        #110

                                                                                                                                                                        You can give the character development, but Uhura will still always be just a switchboard operator in space. ~ Nehszriah
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                                                                                                                                                                          #111

                                                                                                                                                                          Everyone knows that it's really Nurse Chapel and Spock forever! ~ Andromeda
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                                                                                                                                                                            #112

                                                                                                                                                                            Leonard Nimoy autographed Spock ears are lamer than Navi costumes. At least that's what Ben Stiller says. ~ hisaishi
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                                                                                                                                                                              #113

                                                                                                                                                                              There was a great earthquake in 2012 that caused a quarry (if you want to be particular about it) to be formed in Iowa. ~ Ally Kat
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                                                                                                                                                                                #114

                                                                                                                                                                                Romulans will be so annoyed that someone failed to save their planet in time that they will overlook the fact that even if that person had deployed the black hole in time, the planet would because one big ice-ball due to no heat source. ~ njackson84
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #115

                                                                                                                                                                                  JJ abrams can make any nerdy franchise look sexy and awesome for everyone's enjoyment. ~ killbot
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                                                                                                                                                                                    #116

                                                                                                                                                                                    Chekov can do that! ~ TheKDuck
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                                                                                                                                                                                      #117

                                                                                                                                                                                      Watch out. McCoy may throw up on you. ~ TheKDuck
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                                                                                                                                                                                        #118

                                                                                                                                                                                        One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence. ~ TheKDuck
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                                                                                                                                                                                          #119

                                                                                                                                                                                          Bones doesn't need a doctor, he IS a doctor. ~ TheKDuck
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                                                                                                                                                                                            #120

                                                                                                                                                                                            Thor can really fly that Star Ship. ~ john2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                              #121

                                                                                                                                                                                              Spock is out of his Vulcan mind. ~ TheKDuck
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                                                                                                                                                                                                #122

                                                                                                                                                                                                Where did Sulu get the Light Saber? ~ john2012
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  #123

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Kirk is capable of being a prince in little girl movies, and saving the world. ~ sapphire0kisses
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