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(500) Days of Summer

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#1

Girls are seasonal. ~ Adam
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    #2

    Always invite your ex who still has feelings to your engagement party - and don't tell him it's your engagement party, it'll be a pleasant surprise for him. ~ Adam
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      #3

      Ikea is the perfect date spot. ~ Adam
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        #4

        The girl who breaks up with you because she doesn't believe in serious relationships will always marry the next guy she meets. ~ Adam
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          #5

          Smashing plates is surprisingly theraputic. ~ Halfsh0t
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            #6

            Your much younger sibling is always incredibly precocious about male-female relationships. ~ Adam
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            • In the coming of age rom-com, it's a MUST! ~ Khenarthi

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            #7

            If a relationship with one girl holding a name of a season doesn't work, then move onto another girl with a name of a different season. ~ SimplyMe
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              #8

              You gotta worry for the guy if later on in his life he ends up dating girls named Winter & Spring....that would just be too weird! ~ TiffYG2133
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                #9

                Feeling like Han Solo is the best feeling possible! ~ Stasis
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                  #10

                  If a girl leaves you,you hate everything about her you used to particularly like in her. ~ SRV
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                  • I'd say that's pretty common in real life ~ AKenjiB

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                  #11

                  After sex it's totally cool to preform a dance number to Hall and Oates. ~ ryan corderman
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                  • Best part of the movie was that whole sequence. ~ Stasis

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                  #12

                  After a girl breaks up with you, it feels like she took a shit on your face. ~ TheWizWalid
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                    #13

                    Just because a girl enjoys watching pornography with you doesn't mean she's your soulmate. ~ Adam
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                      #14

                      You can always find people who want to be architects sitting on a hillside bench sketching the buildings for fun. ~ SimplyMe
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                        #15

                        The greeting card business is the perfect place to find your soul mate who isn't your soul mate. ~ Vampiremoon762
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                          #16

                          It's a free country! ~ K2
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                            #17

                            Your little sister is always good for advice on your love-life. ~ HermanoBluth
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                              #18

                              Shower sex is possible. ~ Rapt0r9
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                                #19

                                Guys will run out of the porn section of a Video Store if a girl walks into it. ~ The Superior
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                                  #20

                                  Always check for a Chinese family in your bathroom when playing in your make believe IKEA bedroom. ~ The Superior
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                                    #21

                                    The greeting cards business is lying to us! ~ Eibhlinn Savage
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                                      #22

                                      If you look at your reflection, hopefully Han Solo will wink back at you. ~ K2
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                                        #23

                                        Shower scenes in porn movies are doable ;) ~ novlau
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                                          #24

                                          Jenny Beckman is a bitch. ~ Becky
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                                            #25

                                            Dream girls always disappear when you wake up. ~ Adam
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                                              #26

                                              The best person to have a casual relationship with is the guy who makes lovey dovey faces at you all the time and has a different interpretation of The Graduate than you. ~ Adam
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                                                #27

                                                Non-committal girls like to play house in IKEA.... ~ SimplyMe
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                                                  #28

                                                  There is actually someone out there whose favorite Beatle is Ringo Starr ~ Manny
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                                                    #29

                                                    This is a story of boy meets girl. This is not a love story. ~ SoraKari
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                                                      #30

                                                      Summer is Sid and Tom is Nancy. ~ SoraKari
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                                                        #31

                                                        Every day you make me proud. But today you get a card. ~ SoraKari
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                                                          #32

                                                          "Here comes your man" by The Pixies is the perfect duet for you and the girl you crush on, but haven't spoken more than five sentences to. ~ Halfsh0t
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                                                            #33

                                                            Always wait to the next season to get a girl... ~ NotTheBirdRobin
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                                                              #34

                                                              The movie "The Graduate" is the go-to for inspiration for a relationship. Did Tom forget that the main character slept with his fiance's mother? ~ Bebe Bluff
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                                                                #35

                                                                They used to call me Anal Girl. I was very neat and organized. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                  #36

                                                                  People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                    #37

                                                                    Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin, and they end, with no lasting memories made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                      #38

                                                                      PENIS! ~ SoraKari
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                                                                        #39

                                                                        I Love Us. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                          #40

                                                                          Rachel knows more about PMS than Tom does. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                            #41

                                                                            There's only two kinds of people in the world. There's women, and there's men. Summer Finn was a woman. ~ SoraKari
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                                                                              #42

                                                                              Penis! ~ SoraKari
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                                                                                #43

                                                                                If you have a complicated relationship with a girl and you both work in the greeting cards industry, when she breaks up with you, you WILL end up taking it out on the cards you're writing. Yeah, because **** you, whore. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                                                  #44

                                                                                  Guys will run out of the porn section of a Video Store if a girl walks into it. ~ The Superior
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                                                                                  • Posted twice! ~ SRV

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                                                                                  #45

                                                                                  Always wait to the next season to get a girl... ~ NotTheBirdRobin
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                                                                                  • Posted the same learning twice...accidentally I presume. ~ SRV

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                                                                                  #46

                                                                                  Katy Perry can act! ~ Adam
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                                                                                  • I was like "Katy Perry...where?" ~ SRV
                                                                                  • hadn't noticed how Zooey Deschanel does look a bit like Katy Perry. ~ Eibhlinn Savage

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