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When you're out of cannonballs, shoot away the cutlery. ~ matthijstieleman
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Breathing and high Victorian London fashion did not go hand in hand. ~ Nehszriah
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Since Lord of the rings, Orlando Bloom has gotten really good at throwing pointy things... ~ Finnegan
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You can always trust a dishonset man, for a dishonest man will always be dishonest. It's the honest ones you have to look out for. ~ FireTip
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Potatoes or wooden balls make excellent eye replacements. Except when they pop out. ~ wolfgirl92
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You should always know your rights; keep yelling "PARLAY!" until you can manipulate the situation. ~ KeenHavoc
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They used to use dogs to guard keys. ~ wolfgirl92
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When you want to stress your point, put an axe in the middle of the table on a map. ~ matthijstieleman
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It makes sense to keep and go through trouble to preserve food and wine on a ship, when you know you don't taste it and it doesn't matter if you eat it. ~ matthijstieleman
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Elisabeth Swan is reluctant to dine naked. ~ matthijstieleman
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If you look familiar to Capt Jack, he may have threatened you before. That, or he sailed with your dad under a pirate flag. ~ Schultzie
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Skeletal pirates can walk underwater. ~ wolfgirl92
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You will always remember this as the movie where they ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow. ~ Ace
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You can swim from below deck on a sinking ship to the Pirate vessel in under 10 seconds, five if you played an elf in another film franchise. ~ Rattrap Primal
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The only things young swordsmiths have any time to do outside of smithing is practicing fencing and pining after childhood friends. ~ Nehszriah
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"I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request" means "no." ~ morphea
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It's smart to keep fighting with someone who doesn't die anyway. ~ matthijstieleman
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You didnt deserve the first slap, might have deserved the second one, definitely deserved the third one. ~ Schultzie
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The Aztecs knew how to protect their gold. ~ wolfgirl92
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Pay one shilling, and tell the dock hand your name. Pay him three, he forgets it. After that, steal his bag of shillings, you just won the round. ~ Schultzie
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The two mooks standing guard wouldnt know the truth if you told it to them anyway. ~ Schultzie
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Make no mistakes when trying to lift a curse, spill all the blood next time. ~ Schultzie
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"Wind in your sails" is apparently complicated pirate jargon for "yes"... mostly, anyways. ~ Nehszriah
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Anyone can get a prison door open, it just requires a certain pressure at a certain angle. Actually making the door helps too. ~ wolfgirl92
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The crew of the Black Pearl have had the ability that they can't die for a couple of years, yet they never came to the idea to conquer the British Empire first and then, with the help of your servants, look for Aztec gold. ~ matthijstieleman
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Being a eunuch in the 1800's was a condition that garnered utmost sympathy according to some. ~ Nehszriah
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An old flintlock gun loaded years ago will always be reliable, especially for revenge. ~ KeenHavoc
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The household butler is oblivious to the rampaging pirates and their motives, whilst a nightmaid knows everything. ~ Evilgidgit
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No, they're not talking to you, they named the monkey after you. ~ wolfgirl92
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Monkeys are smarter than they look! ~ wolfgirl92
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As much as he tried to redeem himself later on in the series, nothing changes the fact that James Norrington was a pedo. ~ Nehszriah
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Saving the governor's daughter from drowning is an offence for which you will be put in irons and then hanged. ~ KayDee
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Not all treasure is silver and gold. ~ IanM1986
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If you're cursed, your pets are cursed too. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Pirates shave regularly to maintain their goatees. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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Why is the rum gone?! ~ wolfgirl92
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If an apple is green, it's not a Granny Smith but it's poisoned. ~ matthijstieleman
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If you cannot decide whether a man is mad or brilliant, you either need to redefine that line or start hanging out with other friends. ~ Nehszriah
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When giving a false name, it's not conspicuous at all to blurt out the name of your soon-to-be-lucky childhood friend. ~ Nehszriah
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Before making decisions, it's wise to properly differentiate guidelines from actual rules. ~ IanM1986
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Pirate scoundrels are more likely to find romance than clean-cut blacksmiths. ~ IanM1986
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If you're cursed and can't die, you'll hide on a secret island instead of conquering the world. ~ Thalidomide Squid
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While being held captive in a haunted ship with a damn crew, it is okay to ravishingly eat the food, however the apple is poisoned. ~ TigerLily
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Yo ho....yo ho.. a pirate's life for me! ....Drink up me hearties yo ho! ~ Alaurien
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Spend years trying to find your mutinous first mate, never bother to get more ammunition for your gun. ~ moonburn98
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When trying to save a friend from the hangman's noose, be sure to wear a hat with an absurdly large feather, to avoid suspicion. ~ moonburn98
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Gain the power to live forever...
try to gain mortality. ~ moonburn98
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A dark area of a ship well below deck will be completely dry as to allow gunpowder to explode, however, the cargo hold will be completely flooded, and an external shot will show the ship has not tilted at all.
of course this movie is realistic. ~ moonburn98
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Whenever presented an apple, always assume it is poisoned. However, if presented any other food, do not hesitate to pig out on said delectables. ~ moonburn98
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