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Removing an electromagnet from a human chest is just like playing Operation. ~ Ace
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Tony Stark can do it IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS! ~ Ace
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Women are so superficial: They'll sleep with any guy who has money, power, good looks, and world-changing intelligence. ~ Adam
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It takes a weapons dealer a three-months stay in a cave surrounded by terrorists to realize that his weapons actually kill innocent people. ~ Finnegan
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Tony Stark has a heart. However, it requires an external source working round the clock to keep it from getting impaled by small metal shards. ~ Ace
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There are worse things to walk in on Tony Stark doing. ~ Adam
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Leer jets have stripper poles ~ Rattrap Primal
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Jarvis may be a robot...but the A.I. has definitely gifted him with a precious sense of sarcasm. ~ EF
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Note to Rhodey (Terrence Howard) Rhodes: Don't ever bet on there being a "Next Time, baby!" ~ EF
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The human body can take the shock of an explosive tank shell and the impact from a 2000 ft. fall, as long as it's encased in a metal suit of armor. ~ JumpinJack
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Don't leave your weapon prototypes lying around. Just don't. ~ Ace
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Just say it was a training exercise. They'll buy it. ~ Ace
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The Fun-Vee isn't always the Safe-Vee. ~ Nehszriah
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The one thing any American would miss the most after returning home from three months of captivity in a cave are some burgers. ~ Nehszriah
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Terrorists make great middlemen. ~ Adam
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If you wrong Jeff Bridges, he WILL try to f*ck you up six ways from Sunday. ~ Kristian
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The preferred weapon is the one you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it... and it's worked out pretty well so far! ~ EF
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Always fire your friendly business partner. ~ Ace
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It doesn't matter how unethical it may seem or how many different sections of the Geneva Convention it goes against, if you hand an unarmed crime lord to a group of people he's been terrorizing, the entire theater will cheer for you. ~ Ace
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If your company builds weapons, it shouldn't be that surprising some of your products fall into less-than-savory hands via the black market. ~ Nehszriah
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Burger King has American cheeseburgers. ~ vfxfan
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Even though you're super secretive about the specs and design of the mini-reactor you built for your chest, your disgruntled business partner will just happen to have the perfect tool to extract it conveniently in his briefcase. ~ JumpinJack
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One-armed robot assistants are not programmed for common sense. ~ JumpinJack
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If you're designing a computer software to transfer power to your prototype, don't make the execute command too simple. "Enter" is too easy. "Function 11 ctrl i i enter," now that's the ticket! ~ MusicManD
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When forcing a genius kidnap victim to build a weapon of mass destruction, be sure to leave him alone with no guards to bother him. Instead, use spotty camera coverage to monitor his progress. ~ MusicManD
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Terrorists have the worst luck. ~ Ace
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It's okay to prominently feature a terrorist organization as having a prominent role in Afghanistan, just as long as you make sure to retcon in some heavy multiculturalism to avoid pointing fingers. ~ Nehszriah
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Tony Stark IS Iron Man. ~ Halfsh0t
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Batman and Iron Man have the exact same power. They're both incredibly rich. The difference is that Tony Stark does it better. ~ Halfsh0t
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Pepper Potts can handle ANY job...but is especially adept at "taking out the trash." Meow!!! ~ EF
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A super-genius engineer, who can build tiny reactors and super suits, doesn't think to design a launch silo in his mansion. He'd rather keep repairing the holes he knocks through the roof. ~ JumpinJack
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Pepper Potts has never surfed for NSFW material at work. If she had, she'd understand that when downloading things you don't want somebody to see, it's far more reliable to just minimize the window than to turn on the screensaver. ~ JumpinJack
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Despite the advanced technology and weaponry involved, the War Monger suit is exceptionally inadequate at aim without the targeting computer. ~ JumpinJack
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Audi wants you to know that the Audi car in the final fight sequence was made by Audi! (And also notice that, apart from some scratches on the hood from Iron Man's fingers, the car escaped unscathed.) ~ ekedolphin
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Tanks can hit flying human targets in the air, but they'll miss when it's standing right in front of them. ~ agentdc7
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Tony Stark eats Burger King, uses Verizon, and drives an Audi. Just so you know. ~ MusicManD
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Giant eyeholes in a prototype armor suit are not obvious targets. ~ MusicManD
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Applying enough force to a man's chest to pull him backward through a concrete wall is not enough to crush his ribcage. ~ MusicManD
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When in doubt, leave shrapnel in your heart, even when you have access to top notch medical technology. ~ MusicManD
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Tony Stark eats at Burger King. Ka-ching! ~ Tombo
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Tony's math is never wrong, except when he crashed mark 1, mark 2 twice, and didn't think to make multiple arc reactors. Except for that kudos Tony! ~ eliasrapp98
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It's always best to test-pilot experimental jet-rocket technology in the same room where you house all of the most expensive sports cars. ~ Keely
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Projects made to keep the hippies happy can ultimately defeat all bad guys, especially Jeff Bridges. ~ HermanoBluth
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If you have small hands...come down here. I need you! ~ EF
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The key to the world's energy problems can be solved in a cave in Afghanistan. ~ oleza
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Boy, I hope Obadiah put that pizza in a refrigerator on the plane from New York back to L.A. ~ ekedolphin
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Don't follow someone around with the nozzle of a fire extinguisher. ~ ekedolphin
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Just because you come up with an idea, doesn't mean it belongs to you. ~ ekedolphin
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Tony Starks does not like it when you post pictures of him on Myspace. ~ K2
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It is always best to not have a fire extinguisher handy. ~ K2
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Pepper Potts SURE can run in those heels. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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I love how, when Pepper's keycard won't get her into Obadiah's hidden lab, Agent Coulson very casually puts his hand out and gets a bomb put in it. Without even turning around, or saying anything. ~ ekedolphin
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In the Marvel universe, every car is an Audi. ~ MusicManD
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When building a new super-suit based completely on stolen pieces of a previously-unknown prototype with a completely unknown power source, just go ahead and install any old power jack. It'll work. ~ MusicManD
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A 2-inch thick suite can hold several missiles and a lot of ammo. ~ mojarras
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The arc reactor built by Stark in Afghanistan has a similar power output as the Hoover Dam. ~ Tombo
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An upward hike can be considered a descent. ~ bourbonphantom
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If you translate what the kidnappers are saying at the beginning of the film, you can find out what the plot is. Unless you know Urdu, that is, so keep quiet about it if you do. ~ Movie Genius
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Even a billionaire can't get enough space to work on his projects. He has to do it in his garage, thereby destroying all the cars during the process. ~ qwkslvr
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The USA is responsible for shooting down all unknown aircraft over the Middle East. ~ MusicManD
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if you capture CEO of a big Arms manufacturing company, you don't really try to negotiate and get lot of money for him. Instead you try to get him build a missile. I suppose if they had caught Steve jobs, they would have asked him to build a new Iphone. ~ qwkslvr
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Tony Stark apparently doesn't put salt on his meals, only pepper. ~ Rider
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10% thrust capacity is not enough to kill a man, concrete wall or not. ~ MusicManD
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