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#1

When you're old, your eyebrows fall off. ~ indubitably
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    #2

    Even time travelers hate talking about time travel paradoxes. ~ Adam
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      #3

      A lot of problems would be avoided if Loopers killed each others' older versions of themselves. ~ indubitably
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      #4

      It's never a good idea to move to France. ~ indubitably
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        #5

        In about 30 years, Joseph Gordon-Levitt will look like Bruce Willis. ~ qwkslvr
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          #6

          It is almost impossible to dispose of a body in the future... unless it's the body of a Chinese woman who was accidentally shot in the stomach. ~ huuhuuuh
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            #7

            Hookers like being hookers more than they like money. ~ indubitably
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              #8

              It's hard to outsmart someone who remembers everything you do. ~ Adam
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                #9

                Scars are the new messenger pigeons. ~ Adam
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                  #10

                  In the future, Visine gets you high. ~ indubitably
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                    #11

                    The real reason a blunderbuss is such a short range weapon is because the writers didn't want anyone to ask, "Why didn't he just shoot the older Joe at the end?" That's a plot hole filler. ~ indubitably
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                      #12

                      The young Joe finally realizes that he has no choice but to shoot himself in the chest and die... why couldn't he have just as easily shot off his hand and made the commitment never to replace it with a Luke Skywalker mit in the future? ~ huuhuuuh
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                        #13

                        There's one major disadvantage to hiding a gun between your legs... ~ Adam
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                          #14

                          The key to becoming the ultimate badass is to spend 30 years causing trouble in China. ~ Adam
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                            #15

                            People from the future give the best travel advice. ~ Adam
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                              #16

                              It's very hard to kill people in the distant future but not so much in the near future. ~ qwkslvr
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                                #17

                                When young Joe is getting up from shooting the "gatman" off his bike you can clearly see the "gatman's" undamaged gat in frame on the road next to Joe. Young Joe knows that old Joe had a big head start and intends to kill the Rainmaker but doesn't exchange his blunderbuss for the much longer range gat. ~ huuhuuuh
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                                  #18

                                  Complicated torture scenarios are always preferable to just killing a younger Looper. ~ Movie Genius
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                                    #19

                                    Action scenes always look better from a first-person perspective. ~ Adam
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                                      #20

                                      Sometimes killing everyone is the best way to fix a problem. ~ Adam
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                                        #21

                                        You can have a relationship with a stripper/dancer despite being paid to cater to other customers. ~ Movie Genius
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                                        • I mean the dancer - he doesn't cater to other men, she does. I can't believe I unintentionally made that sound wrong. ~ Movie Genius

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                                        #22

                                        There's a waitress who works weekends named Jan. Would have been shorter. ~ Redshirt1
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                                        #23

                                        Sorry doesn't cut it when your best friend just got brutally murdered - even if it is from a stripper. ~ Movie Genius
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                                          #24

                                          If your future self is about to kill a child and you are too far away to shoot him just blow your heart out of your chest rather than shooting off your index finger to buy yourself enough time to get close enough for a decent shot ~ Splicer
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                                            #25

                                            Emily Blunt speaks American, and Rainmaker definitely needs counseling. ~ RumeursRTru
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                                              #26

                                              Time travelers still struggle with the concept of playing lottery or betting on sports. ~ IndigoBalls
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                                                #27

                                                No one will pay attention when a gunshot goes off in a neighbor's house and a stranger walks out soon afterward. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                  #28

                                                  If you want to impress a chick, just levitate a quarter ~ Movie Genius
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                                                    #29

                                                    Does anyone actually eat their dinner in films? It comes as no surprise that the younger Joe fainted when he came to Sara's farm having had no energy left. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                      #30

                                                      Your gun has the ability to neatly impale itself on the ground when you throw it. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                        #31

                                                        The mob doesn't care about chasing the younger Joe until his older self runs into a cornfield. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                          #32

                                                          It's a wonder how Future Joseph Simmons manage to kill the mob when his younger self killed himself to stop the boy from becoming the Rainmaker. ~ Movie Genius
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