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Rich people don't eat at Applebees. ~ Adam
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There's an inverse relationship between love and the amount of money someone spends for you on a birthday cake. ~ Adam
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Always keep a black guy handy in case you ever get into trouble. ~ Adam
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Black defendants can only be represented by black lawyers. ~ Adam
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Police officers suck at Photoshop. ~ Adam
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A simple contract for a corporate merger can be written in under five minutes at a restaurant. ~ Adam
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Russia is the worst place in the world to strike it rich. ~ Adam
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When a tycoon makes a speech about realizing what's important in life, you know he's in big trouble. ~ Adam
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World events revolve around five things: "M. O. N. E. Y." ~ Adam
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