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Adding "Pig f-ck" to the end of your argument gives you an automatic win. ~ Adam
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They don't make sand castles like they used to. ~ Adam
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If a girl opens her jacket and says "49.95" in a department store, she may not be a prostitute. ~ Adam
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When near a cult leader, never drink the lemonade. ~ Adam
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Why see a therapist when you can just repeat your name 30 times in a row? ~ Adam
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I want Philip Seymour Hoffman to officiate my wedding, too. ~ Adam
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Joaquin Phoenix needs no fancy pick-up lines. ~ Adam
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Paint thinner is the new cough syrup. ~ Adam
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It's hard to get your verbs right when writing holy texts. ~ Adam
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In photography it's very hard to get the lighting just right. ~ Adam
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Girls will move on if you promise to come back and never do. ~ Adam
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When speaking with the most unpredictable and violent zealot in the room, always give your honest opinion about his mentor's teachings. ~ Adam
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