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The thing that makes Moses different from Ramses isn't his actual lineage - it's the fact that he's the only child of Pharoah that doesn't have a British Accent. ~ Keely
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Jethro must have really big lungs. He was able to sing long enough for Moses to grow a beard. ~ Keely
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Forty years in exile goes by in just five minutes of a dreamworks movie. You'll grow a beard, but your wife won't age a day. ~ Keely
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Camels will eat anything - even your hair. ~ Keely
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It's easy for a gal to singlehandedly tie up a palace guard and a dog, use a bunch of sheets as a rope and escape from the Pharaoh's palace through a second story window. ~ Keely
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An entire tribe can dance and sing within feet of a massive bonfire without feeling any of the blistering heat whatsoever. ~ Keely
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To Ramses, dressing up as a shepherd must be the equivalent of a costume party. ~ Keely
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Riding back into Egypt is much more dramatic when you have a gotee and it's all in slow motion. ~ Keely
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