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It takes a few moments to realize you've been shot in the head. ~ Adam
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If you need to inform a fellow courier that they're going to the wrong address, don't go through dispatch or tell them directly. These matters are best handled through a bike race. ~ Adam
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If you need to secretly pack up tens of thousands of dollars and your roommate is already suspicious that you're acting strangely, leave your door wide open. ~ Adam
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It takes 14 minutes to cover yourself with gasoline and light yourself on fire. ~ Adam
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Always watch out for babies while you bike. ~ Adam
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After a certain point, even the most persistent police officer will throw in the towel. ~ Adam
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Always save your old movie tickets. ~ Adam
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In this economy, working three jobs is the American dream. ~ Adam
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It is legal to beat up a guy in the back of an ambulance if you want something from him, even if you're a cop. ~ Movie Genius
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Try not to crash into Kevin Bacon while copying his Bike movie ~ john2012
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Courier services only allow onc delivery address change per package. Once a new address has been registerd, it is impossible for the person who originally sent the package to call the dispatcher and change back to the original address. This is a strict rule and cannot be violated even if the dispatcher knows the sender personally and can identify her on the phone. ~ opherdonchin
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