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Looks like the cows have come home to roost. ~ AshBlaze
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Throw down your guns, and come on out with your hands up. Or come on out, then throw down your guns, whichever way you wanna do it. Just remember the two key elements here: one, guns to be thrown down; two, come on out! ~ AshBlaze
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There she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it. ~ AshBlaze
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The truth hurts, doesn't it? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts! ~ AshBlaze
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We've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens. ~ AshBlaze
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About six-foot three is an awfully big mustache. ~ AshBlaze
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Frank sometimes goes by his maiden name. ~ AshBlaze
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Frank takes a risk every time he orders out. ~ AshBlaze
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