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All science-types wear lab coats. All the time. ~ MusicManD
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Nonsensical gravity generators are nonsensical. ~ MusicManD
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You want me to believe a prison full of men would leave the women alone because of one guy? ~ catmunch1
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Wouldn't a needle through the eye blind her? ~ catmunch1
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When designing a prison, make sure that one person under duress can easily release all the prisoners. ~ MusicManD
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A prison's sleeping gas should be kept under a keypad system. After all, if the prisoners escape, there will be plenty of time to type it in. ~ MusicManD
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Prison regulations don't need to be followed. What are the odds that a prisoner will find the gun tucked in your sock? ~ MusicManD
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If you're a kidnap victim in a prison and a guy in tactical armor breaks in, he must be a criminal. Go ahead and attack him. ~ MusicManD
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Inertia is optional when weightless in space. ~ MusicManD
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Nitrogen poisoning can only be corrected with a needle through the eye into the brain. ~ MusicManD
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When you come across a device labeled "voice sensor," be sure to say something, you know, just to see if it blows up. ~ MusicManD
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Little transmission fairies cut transmissions. Just so you know. ~ MusicManD
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All supermax prisons have secret escape pods that nobody but the hero knows about. ~ MusicManD
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You're in space now. It's not north. It's port and starboard. ~ MusicManD
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Engine oil and coffee are effective hair dyes. ~ MusicManD
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When you come across a locked door, just bash it with something. ~ MusicManD
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It's still effective to use a blowtorch on the middle of a door, even when there's nothing there to cut. ~ MusicManD
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Space age technology aside, they still need a guy constantly tweaking to keep the satellite prison in the sky. ~ MusicManD
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Secret escape pod bays always have huge windows and loud announcements proclaiming their launches. ~ MusicManD
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Maggie Grace gets kidnapped a lot. ~ MusicManD
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Base jumping from space? No problem! ~ MusicManD
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Mirrors are the cause of wrongful imprisonment the world over. ~ MusicManD
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Because "space marine fights the bad guys" isn't enough of a plot, it's always a good idea to tack on a shoddy extra plot involving espionage. ~ MusicManD
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They both could have gotten into the escape pod together. She could have just sat in his lap. ~ catmunch1
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Dementia happens only to the important guy. The rest of the prisoners are fine. ~ Wujek Spenser
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Even when you're a hibernated prisoner, you still get the haircut of your choice. ~ Wujek Spenser
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Weapons technology is so advanced in the future that you only need to drop your gun on the floor to kill someone ~ kumar
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When all of your oxygen has been depleted, shoot yourself in the head. It will magically create more oxygen for the other person in the room. ~ MusicManD
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Is anyone hiding? Because the crazy guy will find you! ~ MusicManD
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You should ask for a secure channel only after you start calling. ~ MusicManD
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