Last Updated: 08/18/12
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#1

It's true, Booker was bitten by a king cobra, and after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died. ~ AshBlaze
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#2

Arnold Schwarzenegger's shoe is bigger than a smart-car. ~ AshBlaze
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He totally stole it from shaq. ~ qwkslvr

#3

Apparently...there are different ways to pronounce the word ''challenge''. ~ eddytheking
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Yeah, I definitely remember that one. ~ agentdc7
Hahahaha "Don't ch-lenge" me LOL ~ indubitably

#4

Jet Li got a sex change and came back as Maggie for the rest of the film. ~ indubitably
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#5

Pressurized doors can only be propped open by 2 people. No one else is allowed to help. ~ agentdc7
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Nope not at all. We just have to see Terry Crew's biceps. ~ agentdc7
Noone is allowed to wedge a steel machine gun between them either. ~ bourbonphantom

#6

You can't beat a classic. ~ AshBlaze
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#7

Arnold has been back, enough. ~ AshBlaze
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#8

Barney's new plane belongs in a museum. Then again, so do all those guys. ~ AshBlaze
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#9

Nobody dodges Jean's roundhouse. Nobody. ~ AshBlaze
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#10

Gunnar hates chickens. ~ AshBlaze
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#11

According to Jean Claude Van Damme, there are two ways to die: Like a man, or like a sheep. ~ AshBlaze
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#12

Of course, Jet Li winned. ~ AshBlaze
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#13

Smart cars have very cheap doors. ~ agentdc7
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#14

If a bomb is going to go off, cover your ear. ~ agentdc7
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#15

If Van Damme wants to Van Damme Kick you again, he'll rewind the film to do it. ~ agentdc7
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#16

The phosphorous must have been damp... ~ AshBlaze
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#17

Get the helicopter in the air. Van Damme wants to make some money! ~ AshBlaze
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#18

Beware. Beware. Walk with care, care for what you do. Or, Mumbo-Jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you. Mumbo Jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you. Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay Boom! ~ AshBlaze
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#19

Dolph Lundgren's snot was the missing factor in Einstein's theory of special relativity. ~ AshBlaze
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#20

Respect is everything. Without respect we're just people. Common, shitty people. ~ AshBlaze
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#21

Stallone makes a very good babysitter. ~ AshBlaze
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#22

The bartender will not mind you torturing someone for information with surgical scalpels while in his bar. ~ bourbonphantom
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#23

How did they deliver the money to the girl while they were still in the crappy airplane? ~ bourbonphantom
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#24

The best last meal for someone from Sweden, is baby seal and whale ass. ~ AshBlaze
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in summer :p ~ Alaurien

#25

Before Gunnar Jensen became a mercenary, he got a degree in chemical engineering. ~ AshBlaze
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#26

Don't be the last bad guy around after a gunfight with the Expendables. ~ AshBlaze
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haha loved that scene..."Rest in pieces" haha ~ eddytheking

#27

You know that Van Damme is playing a bad guy, when he uses his trademark roundhouse kick for evil, instead of good. ~ AshBlaze
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#28

It's hard to hit a plane from a boat, with a mortar. ~ AshBlaze
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#29

Ceasar thinks ahead when it comes to his chow-time. ~ AshBlaze
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#30

If Yin-Yang has to leave, Gunnar will just find another minority to pick on. ~ AshBlaze
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#31

Though Booker is usually a "Lone Wolf", sometimes it's fun to run with the pack. ~ AshBlaze
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#32

The holy bond of man and knife is a beautiful thing to behold. Especially if Jason Statham is performing the ceremony. ~ AshBlaze
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#33

If six pounds of pure plutonium is enough to change the balance of the world, imagine what five tons could do. ~ AshBlaze
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