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People in the 50s freely waved their pistols around with their finger on the trigger, pointing it at everything they see, and would often scratch their heads with the barrel. ~ Max
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Sometimes God would flicker the sun on and off. ~ Max
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In the military your officer will very casually tell you about a U.F.O invasion that he's supposed to keep secret by order of the government, but don't tell. It's a secret. ~ Max
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U.F.Os actually have strings attached to them. ~ Max
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Our stupid minds are STUPID! STUPID!! ~ Max
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When a zombie very, very, very, slowly approaches you, don't run. All hope is lost. Just stay where you are and scream even though it's night time where they are and day time where you are. ~ Max
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The ruler of the universe sits in a little office desk. ~ Max
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Tombstones are knocked over easily. ~ Max
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Electrode guns can jam. ~ Max
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Old men are buried with Dracula capes. ~ Max
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A 400-pound man can die of something other than a heart attack. ~ Max
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Film-making isn't about the tiny details. It's about the big picture. ~ Max
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Flying Saucers are shaped like huge cigars. ~ Max
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Aliens speak English with American accents, yet they have goofy sounding names. ~ Max
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Graveyards are always foggy. ~ Max
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Tombstones are made out of cardboard, maybe for those that can't afford a real one. ~ agentdc7
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When you cover your mouth with a cape, you can look like a completely different person. ~ agentdc7
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Large zombie men have trouble climbing out of a grave. ~ agentdc7
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Round UFOs have entrances that are flat like an interior wall. ~ agentdc7
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The cockpit of an airplane has a boom mic on the ceiling. ~ agentdc7
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If your cape is falling off, readjust it. ~ agentdc7
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Future events such as these will affect you in the future. ~ agentdc7
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Aliens believe they can wipe out the human race with 3 noncontagious zombies. ~ Max
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