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Happiness is not achievable through any means. Stone cold insanity, on the other hand, you can have for free. ~ bourbonphantom
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A milk chocolate bath will make you hunger for blood. ~ bourbonphantom
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No matter how calculated and evil you are, an inanimate object can still kill your ass. ~ bourbonphantom
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In the 1980's your hair piece was held in place using alien slime. ~ bourbonphantom
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The entire Arboria Institute has 1 patient. And 1 orderly. And 1 zombie. ~ bourbonphantom
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Achieving a dramatic altered state of consciousness will enable your body to develop alien eyeballs. ~ bourbonphantom
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Barry has a stoned elderly woman living in his fourier. ~ bourbonphantom
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Dr. Arboria was Anton Chigurh in 1966. ~ bourbonphantom
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