#1

You can tell that Bruce Wayne is Batman if you're an orphan who's seen him smile. ~ JoeKerr
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#2

Firing automatic weapons at a charging group of men will only kill a small handful of them. ~ agentdc7
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#3

Bruce Wayne must have gone to that cafe (that Alfred never described to him or told him where he went on vacation) every day with his girlfriend until he saw Alfred just so he could fulfill Alfred's wish for him. Dedication. ~ Grayfire
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actually alfred said it was in italy and he even said what it's called or where it is. ~ jacob
Or he just followed Alfred descreetly ~ qwkslvr

#4

Do you prefer exile? Or death....by exile? ~ agentdc7
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#5

Judge Crane isn't a very fair judge. ~ agentdc7
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#6

A highfalutin' mask will make a formerly deeply voiced muscled brute sound like a gay English aristocrat with wind problems. ~ Rettice
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#7

When thousands of cops are trapped underground for 3 months, they don't accumulate dirt or facial hair. ~ Rettice
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and daylight is not a big deal ~ Alaurien
They were getting supplies that included razors and soaps. ~ Flesh and Blood

#8

How do you make the impossible leap? No fear, no rope, and no running jump start. ~ agentdc7
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#9

A broken back can be healed enough in about 3 months that if you fall repeatedly from a great height with a rope tied around your body, gravity and said rope won't cause your back to break again. In fact, if your back has ever been broken, it will heal stronger than a person's back that's never been broken. ~ Grayfire
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Don't forget that it will also heal cartilage in knees. ~ bigred3002
Do you not understand that "The Pit" is actually Nolans version of the "Lazuras Pit". ~ jacob

#10

All foreign nightmarish hell holes birthing evil villains have cable television. ~ NickyCams
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Due to the sarcasm, you have failed to mention that there is no internet down there. ~ Movie Genius
Unfortunately, no HD though. ~ qwkslvr

#11

Making a touchdown could save your life, literally. ~ agentdc7
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#12

When you take 3 questionable masked men onto a plane, don't bother taking off their masks to see if there's anything suspicious, like if one of them was carrying something dangerous or maybe if one of them is actually Bane. ~ agentdc7
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#13

Little girls that are physically strong enough to impossibly climb out of a giant well grow up to be women that display no athleticism whatsoever. ~ agentdc7
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#14

At no point does anyone with a working firearm in the general vicinity of Bane attempt to shoot him to save many months of Gotham's oppression. Even when Bane leads the charge against a gigantic sea of policemen, it never occurs to ANYONE. ~ Rettice
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#15

Trusting a known cat burglar who trips you over as a cripple, steals your dead mother's pearls, sells your fingerprints to bring about your downfall and is responsible for the beating of your life and a broken back is ill-advised. ~ Rettice
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Don't forget stole his car. And Anne Hathaway ain't even that hot. Cute for sure, but nothing to trip over (no pun intended). ~ KungFuMasterLarry
Unless she looked like Anne Hathaway ~ RoC77

#16

Batman finally knows what it feels like. ~ Rettice
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That line was probably lifted from 'Kingdom Come'. Batman says that after Superman disappears on him. ~ JoeKerr

#17

Next time someone climbs out of a well/prison is there any chance he could drop a rope for the others? ~ rogerflaps
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Bruce definitely drops a rope down for them. ~ agentdc7
I distinctly remember Bruce tossing some rope down before he runs off. Very quick scene though. ~ agentdc7

#18

Bruce Wayne got his hairdresser along with him in the well. ~ qwkslvr
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#19

Batman's the latest to join in on the "superhero-must-create-a-fire-in-the-shape-of-his-logo" trend. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#20

If a military truck falls 20 feet, you will die if you're in the driver's seat. However, you will be perfectly okay if you're rolling around in the back cargo with a large fusion core. ~ agentdc7
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#21

It takes no time at all for Bruce to get to the other side of the world and get past the guards to save his city. And you thought Batman didn't have any superpowers... ~ Grayfire
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#22

Robin's real name is Robin. ~ Grayfire
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#23

Batman f***'s Miranda. Later, Miranda f***'s Batman. ~ Redshirt1
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#24

When Bane drops you into his hell hole, he will be sure to leave you with a nice old man and a doctor who doesn't speak English...until he does. ~ FlyingJ
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#25

A prison with access to television, medical assistance and an exit is the worst hell on earth. ~ Joeduncan
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#26

There is only one café in Florence. ~ Joeduncan
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#27

The thousands of police officers descending into the tunnels carrying assault rifles, shotguns, explosives, and ballistic armor emerge with a handful of pistols, no armor, and pristine uniforms, primed and ready to ignore their urban focused training, shun cover and tactics, form into tightly bunched lines in front of enemies with automatic weapons and tanks and march stoicly forward into a rain of bullets, and end up losing approximately 5 men. ~ Swampstealer
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The dumbest scene in this movie, indeed. ~ randy

#28

I still can't understand Bane sometimes. ~ agentdc7
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#29

Young children can sometimes look like boys or girls. ~ agentdc7
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Boys and girls pretty much look the same until puberty. ~ Grayfire

#30

Yes, Batman. Disappearing without saying goodbye feels weird. ~ agentdc7
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#31

EMP devices are extremely handy weapons against vehicles, paparazzi, and reporters. ~ agentdc7
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But not the initiated. ~ Joeduncan

#32

In 5 months, no one ever found the Bat(wing) sitting on a skyscraper. ~ agentdc7
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#33

I also wonder why someone would shoot a man before throwing them out of a plane. ~ agentdc7
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#34

What will break first? Batman's spirit or body? His back. ~ agentdc7
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#35

Transferring a tiny bit of blood to a rotting corpse is sufficient for faking someone's death. ~ agentdc7
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#36

Broken backs are easy to fix, even in hell holes with no equipment. ~ agentdc7
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What are you talking about? ~ agentdc7
actually alfred said it was in italy and he even said what it's called or where it is. ~ jacob

#37

When fighting someone who needs to breathe in a special gas mask to function normally, concentrate on hitting his armor vest. ~ agentdc7
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#38

Batman doesn't bother to pack his toys when fighting with a guy twice his size. ~ qwkslvr
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In the words of TAS Bane "Toys? You try to fight me with pathetic little toys?" ~ agentdc7

#39

Stock exchanges are places where people steal money. ~ agentdc7
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Unethical dealings in the stock market? Unthinkable! ~ Pleiades Rising

#40

Break into the New York Stock Exchange Floor to steal money instead of, say, doing it from home. ~ broham
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#41

The valet will give you the car of a famous single billionaire if you're a hot girl. Just tell him you're his wife. ~ JoeKerr
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I think she stole his ticket too. ~ agentdc7

#42

Alfred is so desperate for Bruce to get a girlfriend that he's willing to set him up with criminals. ~ Grayfire
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Well Anne Hathaway thought they were casting for Harley Quinn when she auditioned, so I guess that's sorta hitting two birds with one stone. ~ Grayfire
If he was gay, then it would be funny if he got him together with the Joker. ~ Movie Genius
He should have gotten Harley Quinn. ~ agentdc7

#43

If two people get caught in a pouring rainstorm and rush inside a house, especially if said storm caused the electricity to go out, they will have sex. ~ Grayfire
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#44

If Marion Cotillard is in a movie she is not to be trusted. ~ Grayfire
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What about Midnight In Paris? ~ Movie Genius

#45

No one made the connection that when Batman disappeared so did Bruce Wayne. ~ Grayfire
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Must be some kind of coincidence :) ~ Movie Genius

#46

Scarecrow always manages to show up somewhere in Nolan's Batman Trilogy. ~ Grayfire
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#47

Selina was the only one with any sense to shoot Bane. ~ Grayfire
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#48

Apparently, a six mile blast radius does not matter so much as long as the bomb is over the bay. ~ SkyeSilverwing
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#49

If you won't let Catwoman keep your pearl necklace then she'll take your Lamborghini instead. ~ agentdc7
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#50

Only Batman can escape a nuclear explosion in the middle of the ocean within 5 seconds. ~ Redshirt1
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#51

Dropping a nuclear bomb in the ocean won't cause a tsunami ~ broham
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Some nuclear devices were tested in the ocean, with no resulting tsunami. ~ Pleiades Rising
It wasn't even the ocean, he just flew it out over the Bay. ~ SkyeSilverwing

#52

Batman needed to be told by his prisoner care-taker that Bane's mask was his weakness.. ~ Maximus
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#53

If you now have a cybernetic knee brace that can kick through brick, don't bother using it against Bane. ~ agentdc7
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#54

A CIA plane can "accidentally" crash... leaving its wings and propellers a few miles away from the rest of the bullet-riddled shell. ~ agentdc7
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#55

If you're Batman and random bats fly out of a hole while you're trying to make an impossible leap, that's a good sign. ~ agentdc7
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#56

When Western medicine and expensive robotic implants fail to heal your leg, break your back and get thrown in a third world hellpit and have a grizzled old man punch your spine. No one will think to ask how you're again able to run, jump, or even stand unassisted. ~ Swampstealer
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I literally LOL'd at the clever phrasing of these sentences. 'A grizzled old man punch your spine' - XD ~ Movie Genius

#57

After numerous attempts at beating up Bane in places other than the mask that he seems to need in order to breathe and getting your back broken, just come back fully recovered and unnoticed and sock Bane in the mouth...It'll bring him to his knees faster than you can say "Why so serious?" ~ screwyou00
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#58

Don't lose your speech in the sewers because it might fall into the wrong hands. ~ pikasneeze
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#59

You can make a bulky man sound bigger by adding sounds effects to his footsteps. ~ agentdc7
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#60

Batpods can make absolutely no sound if you want to sneak up and shoot someone. ~ agentdc7
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#61

Being numb means you can punch as hard as you want without breaking any bones. ~ agentdc7
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#62

Cops living underground with only bare necessities for 3 months will keep their uniforms clean and have no trouble readjusting to sunlight. ~ agentdc7
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#63

If you're completely surrounded by cops, you can get away by just riding your motorcycle up the nearest slope. It worked. Twice. ~ agentdc7
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#64

Some rope and the right punch can fix your broken back and make you invincible to future back injuries such as trying to escape a giant well. ~ agentdc7
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#65

When you need to escape Gotham's finest there will always be a ramp nearby. ~ Rettice
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#66

A middle aged, and up until recently, bed-ridden human moustache is the perfect person to attempt the disarming of a nuclear bomb in the back of a fast moving truck. ~ Rettice
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#67

Military trucks should have airbags. ~ agentdc7
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#68

Even though by now everyone knows his true identity, Batman still needs to speak in his hoarse voice. ~ qwkslvr
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#69

Backflipping out of a window is a good way to escape. What's that about landing safely? I don't know. ~ agentdc7
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#70

You will find Selina Kyle at a masked dance ball in one universe or another. ~ agentdc7
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#71

Tranquilizer batarangs work instantly once you know what they do. ~ agentdc7
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#72

Apparently, only leaving Gotham was forbidden. Entering was quite alright. Bruce Wayne did it with all the guards up and without anyone noticing. Or he may have just teleported in. ~ Dora11740
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his home is outside of gotham but it's connected to gotham threw pipes or sewers below the house. ~ jacob

#73

Although Bruce needed a contraption strapped to his crippled knee in order to walk on it without a cane before, when he gets thrown into a well-prison and after getting his back healed while also doing a lot of pushups, he's able to walk, run, climb, and jump on it. It must have been a wishing well. ~ Grayfire
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#74

If Selina Kyle kisses you check to see if anything has been stolen. ~ Grayfire
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#75

When the stadium is collapsing all around him the cameraman will keep filming Bane. ~ Grayfire
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The camera has a stool call "tripod" ~ Nokitron

#76

Cops that have been underground with little amenities for 3 months look pretty clean. ~ Grayfire
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#77

If you want to jump out of the window of a skyscraper, a window- washing scaffold will appear so you won't fall to your death. ~ agentdc7
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#78

Robin moonlighted as a cop. ~ qwkslvr
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#79

It's not creepy for Bane to raise you as a child in a prison and to love you as a woman who leaves him to get blown to hell. ~ FlyingJ
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#80

Sometimes you'll go to great lengths to protect the reputation of a man who was about two seconds away from shooting your son in the face. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#81

I think Commissioner Gordon put blankets on more boys than just Bruce Wayne. ~ Maximus
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And coats. ~ agentdc7

#82

I apologize that Batman neglected to use his razor sharp forearm claws in a fist fight with a man with no armor! ~ Maximus
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#83

When you decide not to tell the truth about Harvey Dent yet in a speech no one will be suspicious. ~ agentdc7
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#84

There's nothing suspicious about an attack on the stock exchange and Wayne suddenly making a bunch of bad stock decisions at the same time. ~ agentdc7
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#85

If you're a bad guy, don't bother to shoot at Batman while he's punching out the guy next to you until he looks at you. But be mindful that it's probably too late then. ~ agentdc7
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#86

When you stab Batman with a knife, he won't remember after a few minutes. ~ agentdc7
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#87

A plane crash in which both wings are torn off, the tail section has been blown off with explosives, most of the passengers have been shot and all pieces of the wreckage land many miles apart from each other is not the least bit suspicious. ~ Joeduncan
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#88

Dragging a nuclear bomb along the ground and through exploding buildings is not as dangerous as it sounds ~ AdeptusAce
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#89

I don't think Judge Crane went to law school. ~ pikasneeze
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#90

Nobody ever figures that the contraption on Bane's face could be his weakness. ~ qwkslvr
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#91

When there are only two minutes left for an atom bomb to explode and you have to carry it away from the city to a safe place to explode, you still have time to say nice stuff and kiss the hot girl !! ~ jonathanthexxx
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#92

I wonder how Ra's Al Ghul would've felt about his daughter sexing up Bruce in her grand scheme to avenge him and destroy Gotham. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#93

Nobody ever seemed to suspect that when mentioning you're Bruce's wife, considering how popular and rich that guy is, people would have heard about the wedding in the newspapers. ~ Movie Genius
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#94

A cyberknetic knee brace enables you to kick through brick... and not shatter your foot. ~ agentdc7
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#95

So an orphan could recognize that Bruce Wayne is Batman...but Rachel couldnt O_o ~ Alaurien
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#96

Maybe the problem is Batman. When he disappeared, we never heard the bad news from Gotham anymore, right? ~ Nokitron
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#97

As long as you are Christopher Nolan, you can make an outrageously stupid movie and still get almost 9 stars on IMDB. ~ randy
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#98

Do not upset the Cockney butler. ~ Rettice
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#99

Throw a grenade at a blocked tunnel just for the explosion. Said grenade isn't going to do a flipping thing, and you know someone else is actually going to blow a hole in the debris, but might as well take the opportunity to make another explosion! ~ Grayfire
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I was a little confused about that myself. Was the first grenade maybe just a warning for the cops to pull back so Batman can make a bigger hole? ~ agentdc7