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#1

Stan Lee really needs to get out of the music room more often. ~ john2012
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    #2

    Webbing stops you bleeding out from a gunshot wound. ~ rogerflaps
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    • it pulled a truck... it stopped a car from falling off a bridge... so blood is supposed to escape it? i dont think you even watched the movie bro... ~ grizzly53

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    #3

    There are far more important things to do besides attending your murdered uncle's funeral. ~ rogerflaps
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    • they didnt even show it in the movie, implying that he probably did but we dont know and cant say he didnt ~ grizzly53

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    #4

    Peter Parker helped make Facebook. ~ rogerflaps
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      #5

      The raging jerk of a convenience store clerk will expect the latest victim of his dickheadery to come to his aid when being robbed. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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        #6

        Humanoid Lizards are too big for Baggy Lab coats, but fit perfectly in to SWAT uniforms. ~ ShadowLion137
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          #7

          There are a lot of people in Manhatten with medium blonde hair that commit crimes. ~ Kiberz
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            #8

            Of all the cars hanging over the bridge, only the one with a small child in it will burst into flames due to a gas leak. ~ Kiberz
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              #9

              Which part of nerd doesn't Andrew Garfield understand?? ~ rogerflaps
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              • obviously you arent familiar with todays trends and obviously you didnt see he made a gadget that freakin locked his door from his computer. what doesnt make him a nerd in that movie? and dont say looks because thats ignorant and theres a lot of good looking kids that dont have girlfriends or boyfriends because people think theyre weird. ~ grizzly53

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              #10

              Tropical lizards in New York sewers? Really?? ~ rogerflaps
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                #11

                Peter Parker puts his name on everything. ~ Redshirt1
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                  #12

                  In New York you can add a penny, but you can't take a penny. ~ Redshirt1
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                    #13

                    Construction workers will generally wait around a bit after a city-wide evacuation order to see if there are any last requests by the foreman. ~ griff
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                      #14

                      17 year-old schoolgirls find rejection much harder to deal with than their father's death, a death which has been at least partly caused by the subject of their rejection. ~ griff
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                        #15

                        Combustible chemicals are always sitting around at the ready in high school science classes. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                          #16

                          Finding a boy in your daughter's room on the 30th floor of your apartment building is really not that big of a deal. ~ ShadowLion137
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                            #17

                            If you secretly venture into a mysterious, highly off-limits laboratory and see a room with various, probably experimental spiders that are all hanging around on a strange contraption - not under any sort of protective container or wall of glass - by all means, just walk in. ~ Keely
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                              #18

                              Comic book writers from the 1960s know that if you are bitten by a radioactive spider you have super human strength, super senses, super reflexes, super agility, and can stick to walls, but shooting webs from your wrists is just bullshit. ~ Max
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                                #19

                                Before people are unexpectedly murdered they coincidentally leave a dramatic voice-mail. ~ Max
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                                  #20

                                  Every girl knows that it only takes one mention of cramps and mood swings for Dad to become completely lost. ~ Keely
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                                    #21

                                    Hollywood can make the same film with different actors years later and get away with it. ~ rogerflaps
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                                    • Pretty much,just sugar coated it with extra gayness. ~ Anonymous
                                    • Yeah because it was the same film. With the same spider bite story, the same villain, the same love interest.... ~ KLB

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                                    #22

                                    Peter Parker forgot the eggs again. ~ rogerflaps
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                                      #23

                                      A $15 ribeye is the best thing for a busted jaw. ~ Redshirt1
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                                        #24

                                        Parker manages to design, purchase, and make a superhero costume that would make the military jealous. ~ Julzie
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                                          #25

                                          Peter Parker uses the same prescription eyeglasses as his father. ~ Kiberz
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                                            #26

                                            Use a real 17 year-old actor instead of a 27 year-old one. ~ rogerflaps
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                                            • At least Tobey Maguire was more convincing as an outcast than Garfield who I think was too attractive looking to be an outcast. It's high school. Everyone judges by plain appearance. If your not attractive looking, you'll have no friends. If you look attractive, but a jerk, you'll have tons of friends still. It's how high school works. ~ Max
                                            • not to mention that Andrew Garfield looks more like a 17 year old than Tobey Maguire did... ~ grizzly53
                                            • Tobey Maguire was also 27 in Spiderman, 2002. ~ Steph

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                                            #27

                                            Nobody likes Aunt May's meatloaf. ~ Redshirt1
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                                              #28

                                              You can save the world, but forget the eggs. ~ Redshirt1
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                                                #29

                                                Leaving the wanted poster for the killer of your aunt's murdered husband up next to the family photos is appropriate and considerate. ~ griff
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                                                  #30

                                                  Any Spiderman movie aint the same with at least one kid trapped in some way. ~ rogerflaps
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                                                    #31

                                                    You can babble incoherently and still manage to appear attractive to the opposite sex. ~ Arielle139
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                                                      #32

                                                      Peter Parker is not at all concerned about people knowing his true identity. ~ Sethro
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                                                        #33

                                                        All evil geniuses leave a poorly animated video of their evil master plan on an infinite loop next to their expensive equipment in their unsecured sewer lab. ~ Swampstealer
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                                                          #34

                                                          This movie's version of Flash Thompson apparently has mental problems. ~ Max
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                                                            #35

                                                            No matter how updated a superhero movie is, the reason they chose to wear tights will never be fully explained. ~ Max
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                                                              #36

                                                              Just because you are in Manhattan does not mean you can shoot your webs and swing from invisible super tall buildings to go where ever you want. That's what construction cranes are for. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                #37

                                                                Poor Peter Parker. No mother, no father, no uncle. All alone... but he still has his Aunt. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                  #38

                                                                  Since this is a darker interpretation of Spiderman, he will swing through the night when the movie is about to end. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                    #39

                                                                    Spiderman can teleport. It only works when he's sitting in a parked car though. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                      #40

                                                                      If it's too complicated to tell a girl you want to make out with her and that you're Spiderman, do both, by slapping her in the butt with your web shooter. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                        #41

                                                                        A bully can beat the ever-loving heck out of Peter Parker in front of a bunch of classmates and get away with it, but Peter can humiliate said bully (not fight him, but humiliate him), and get community service. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                          #42

                                                                          Your uncle who probably doesnt have the best paying job in the world isnt at all concerned that you completely shattered the school's basketball goal that he will have to pay for. He is only upset you made the school bully who beat you up feel bad. ~ amberj
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                                                                            #43

                                                                            When the guy you like sneaks into your room with some seriously nasty looking and really, really deep scratches from a giant lizard across his chest, make out with him a little and look deep into his eyes. No need to talk him into going to the hospital for a possible tetnus shot or to get stitches. ~ amberj
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                                                                              #44

                                                                              Having a picture of a girl you barely talk to at school as the wallpaper on your computer doesn't seem strange at all. ~ amberj
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                                                                                #45

                                                                                Construction workers make excellent allies. ~ Kiberz
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                                                                                  #46

                                                                                  At some point I was expecting Dennis Leary to tell Spider-man to "F" off ~ john2012
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                                                                                    #47

                                                                                    Hearing Spider-Man yell "CROTCH!" is worth the price of admission. ~ Max
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                                                                                      #48

                                                                                      Sometimes it takes your uncle's murder for a bully to stop picking on you. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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                                                                                      • Didn't work in Daredevil. But that movie sucked anyways. ~ agentdc7

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                                                                                      #49

                                                                                      At no point did Gwen consider throwing the potentially cataclysmic biological weapon distribution machine out the handy and easily accessible hundredth floor window, or burning it with her also handy and apparently easily accessible blowtorch. No, just sit in a confined space with it and breath heavily when the giant lizard enters the room. ~ Swampstealer
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                                                                                        #50

                                                                                        No Bonesaw?! ~ Max
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                                                                                          #51

                                                                                          After swimming and fighting in sewer water, Gwen doesn't think you stink. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                            #52

                                                                                            Living in a chocolate house is impractical. And fattening. For a 17-year-old girl. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                              #53

                                                                                              A one-armed man has no problem moving all his science equipment into a sewer. Either that, or no one will notice a giant lizard man moving stuff back and forth. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                #54

                                                                                                Luchadors inspired Spiderman's costume. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                  #55

                                                                                                  When playing hide and seek, some people have enough time to set up a fake dummy. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                    #56

                                                                                                    Peter Parker was traveling when he made the dunk. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                      #57

                                                                                                      There are only tropical lizards in Manhattan sewers. No rats and/or cockroaches too. ~ agentdc7
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                                                                                                        #58

                                                                                                        In a high security building where lots sensitive biological experiments take place there is no regulated dress code...knee high cowgirl boots and mini skirt optional. ~ amberj
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                                                                                                          #59

                                                                                                          In a high security building where lots of sensitive biological experiments take place don't bother checking a second form of ID to verify who a person is (or isn't when Peter Parker snuck in) when they claim their visitor pass is missing. ~ amberj
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                                                                                                            #60

                                                                                                            Where does spiderman keep his backpack and cell phone? ~ amberj
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                                                                                                              #61

                                                                                                              In a high security building with lots of sensitive biological experiments and expensive science equipment there are no cameras or intrusion detection devices. ~ amberj
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                                                                                                                #62

                                                                                                                "The best promises are the ones you can never hope to keep." That makes just so much sense... ~ abjaaksm
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                                                                                                                  #63

                                                                                                                  Even though the man killed Uncle Ben by accident, screw responsibility and just go out on a revenge quest. ~ Max
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                                                                                                                    #64

                                                                                                                    Never honor a man's dying wish. ~ Kiberz
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                                                                                                                      #65

                                                                                                                      Small knives are Peter Parker's ultimate weakness. ~ Kiberz
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                                                                                                                        #66

                                                                                                                        The doorman at Gwen's apartment building is scary. ~ Kiberz
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                                                                                                                        • Who knows, it might have been Bruce Campbell... or some form of him. ~ agentdc7

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                                                                                                                        #67

                                                                                                                        You can't dislike the film for showing Peter Parker as a 'cool nerd' when you actually parade around as a 'cool nerd'. ~ Movie Genius
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                                                                                                                          #68

                                                                                                                          Spider-Man's mask will give Jack super powers. ~ Kiberz
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