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The truth makes you chop down trees with one swing of your axe. ~ Grayfire
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Women think it's funny if you chase them around with a barking basket. ~ Grayfire
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Vampires can hide in paintings. ~ Grayfire
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It's possible to cut yourself down with a knife in your teeth from a rope tied to your feet dangling you upside-down with your hands tied behind your back. ~ Grayfire
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In order to kiss the taller-than-most-people Lincoln, take his hat off and stand on it to reach his lips. ~ Grayfire
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Even though you've just become a vampire in bright sunlight and are not wearing the sunscreen the other vampires are wearing, you won't burn. ~ Grayfire
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There are no black vampires. ~ Grayfire
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If a vampire throws a horse at you, ride it. ~ Grayfire
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Don't be suspicious of someone who can toss a vampire over a building. ~ Grayfire
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Trains in the late 1800's were so durable, that even if you blew up the tracks under them they still kept going. ~ AshBlaze
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Henry is what we like to call a "self-hating" vampire. ~ AshBlaze
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Back then, it was customary for the president's son to receive a good-night kiss from anyone who happened to be in the room at bedtime. ~ AshBlaze
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People in Springfield are strangely accustomed to being compensated. ~ Grayfire
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Getting vampire blood in your mouth won't turn you. ~ Grayfire
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Common-looking people are the best looking; that's why God made so many of them. ~ Grayfire
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I guess since only impure people become vampires, black people must all be pure. ~ Grayfire
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It's ironic the friendly vampire will offer to turn Abe into a vampire right before he's assassinated. ~ Grayfire
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Right when Abe's mentor (who Abe doesn't know is a vampire) is feeding, the person who hates vampires the most will walk in on him. How ironic. ~ Grayfire
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If you're no good with guns, learn how to do slick action moves with an axe instead. ~ Grayfire
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Some 50-year-old men can still perform slick moves with their axe. ~ Grayfire
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Vampires want to survive and rule, yet they have no problem sacrificing large numbers of their own kind to see if one guy is a good killer. ~ AshBlaze
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Only the living can kill the dead. ~ AshBlaze
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The man in the bar at the end of the movie is obama ~ kumar
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Apparently if you're "pure" you won't become a vampire if your bitten. ~ Grayfire
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