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If you see a guy hiding in a house with a gun, assume he is a zombie and shoot him. Especially if he is black. ~ indubitably
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When you jokingly say "They're coming to get you Barbara," a zombie is actually coming to get you. ~ indubitably
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It is a better idea to waste time to argue about where to hide in the house than run from the slow-moving zombies. ~ indubitably
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When a truck has caught on fire, the best way to put it out is to stay inside and drive it. ~ indubitably
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Make sure not to bring your torch while filling a truck up with gas. ~ indubitably
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In 1968, a working television is likely to be found in a farmhouse but is not plugged in because radio is simply better. ~ indubitably
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Being stabbed to death with a trowel will turn you into a zombie. ~ indubitably
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If you witness the death of your brother you will react by running to a nearby farmhouse, but from then on you will be practically catatonic and useless. ~ indubitably
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