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"I got punched in the nose for sticking my face in other people's business" does sound like a country song. ~ SPCAndyJ
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All right, remember: alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you. ~ SPCAndyJ
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TV shows get cancelled because no one wants to see 50 year old guys hitting on chicks. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Some airlines allow first class passengers to do pretty much whatever they want. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Billy Idol will help out your love life if you happen to have a coach seat on a plane which by coincidence he's in. Also the plane happens to have the girl you love trying to marry some D-bag for some odd reason even though she knows he is and is in love with you too. ~ Thefinalchap
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Letting your boss look at your boobs is a great way to cultivate a pleasant working environment. ~ SPCAndyJ
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I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Money is not important to some people; it's important to ALL people. ~ SPCAndyJ
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The stereotypical 1980's male drove a Delorean and aspired to be just like Don Johnson. ~ SPCAndyJ
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Do you really want to hurt me?!....Hahah George needs to learn another song. ~ Alaurien
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Don't let bitter siblings make speeches at your wedding. ~ Arielle139
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