#1

Too bad the the engineer that woke up didn't call home. Hey, this is George from 2000 years ago. Guess what? ~ catmunch
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#2

In order for Shaw to access the surgery room and make her own custom caesarian, she had to hit 2 other crew-members on the head with a blunt metal object. Those two crew-members will 2 hours later join Shaw for another mission in the alien cavern and none of them will ever mention that Shaw used to have an alien baby in her stomach, that they were savagely attacked, or that they can’t walk straight anymore since their brains started to leak from their nostrils. ~ catmunch
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Really shitty writing or a whole bunch (and I mean a lot) of missing scenes. ~ agentdc7
I know that in the theatrical release of Alien, Ridley Scott took out a scene where Lambert slaps Ripley after they get back from the alien ship. Wanted there to be an unspoken tension between the two. I was going to say this was a similar thing but I think it's really just shitty screenwriting. ~ bourbonphantom

#3

Infected contortionist zombies are ideal for killing unimportant, irrelevant characters off all in one scene. ~ rogerflaps
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#4

The science behind androids is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more advanced than the science behind Weyland's assistive prosthetic exosuit. So we can make androids that almost completely mimick us but when it's time to help an old man walk we resort to tinkertoy robotics? ~ bourbonphantom
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#5

Androids take care of humans while in hyper sleep, operate the ship, read alien languages, communicate with aliens, save human lives, don't need life support, have super human abilities, can't get infected, can fly alien ships, don't need sleep, perform medical task, even still help you after their head gets ripped off! Why only bring one when you go across the galaxy? ~ catmunch
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#6

Giving up your life to ram an alien ship seems to be no big deal for the crew. ~ catmunch
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#7

When an alien engineer fails to do a mission, no other engineers will come to help or replace him. ~ catmunch
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#8

Some people vomit after sleeping for two years. Other people simply do pushups. And those who sleep for 2,000 years just murder everything in sight. ~ bourbonphantom
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#9

If it's clear that someone was planning on destroying your planet, they're probably okay with you waking them up to discuss it. ~ bourbonphantom
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#10

The first thing an archaeologist does during a cave discovery is ruin the atmosphere and break everything. ~ bourbonphantom
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#11

A trillion dollar mission, the lives of the entire crew, the success of the entire mission, and the ship's well being. All of these things based on one fact, that a single man-made android didn't malfunction or break during the humans two-year hyper sleep. ~ catmunch
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#12

What ever the engineers were running from 2000 years ago couldn't hurt them once they were asleep! ~ catmunch
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#13

The scientist with the digital mapping tool cannot find his way out of a cave. ~ agentdc7
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#14

The "alien" at the end is a result of a man infected with black stuff that had sex with a woman who gave birth to a squid alien that face raped an engineer. ~ agentdc7
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They come from a completely different portfolio of intellectual property. ~ bourbonphantom
So where do Predators come from then? ~ bigred3002
How did the alien turn black when all it's parents were white! ~ catmunch
That's exactly where I thought aliens came from. ~ RoC77

#15

What is the black liquid? It can completely dissolve your DNA to make a human race. It can mutate a maggot and turn into an alien cobra. It can also make your sperm have alien squid gene in there too. And it can also turn you into a super zombie. ~ agentdc7
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#16

A crew of androids and a couple of humans would have been a better choice. ~ catmunch
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#17

Best place to set up camp? Find a creepy tomb with black shit oozing all over the floor. ~ bourbonphantom
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#18

Yes, a green crystal. At the back of a tomb. Let's just not use that anywhere else in the movie. ~ bourbonphantom
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#19

If someone who is supposed to be dead shows up at your door, it's reasonnable to open it. ~ Anterak
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#20

The two copilots would rather die in a horrible ship crash than live 2 more years with a hot and vaguely promiscuous blonde. ~ bourbonphantom
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#21

The dead engineers failed to complete their mission of destroying the earth 2000 years ago. The Promethius destroyed the engineer's ship that tried to fullfill the mission of killing the humans when they woke him up. So the earth is safe once again, since it seems the other engineers think the earth was probally destroyed. They haven't sent any other engineers to check on the mission. So now the scientist lady decides to go to the engineer's home planet. Wait! Now they will know for sure the "Destroy Earth" mission wasn't completed. Maybe they forgot about the Earth mission? Thanks lady, for putting the Earth back in danger! ~ catmunch
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#22

It's alright and totally possible to run and jump around like some kind of G. I. Jane after your 5 minutes long stomach surgery. ~ Dora11740
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Yeah I kept wondering about this constantly till the end of the film. ~ agentdc7

#23

If a crashing ship is about to roll on you, run parallel with the path it's going rather than off to the side. ~ agentdc7
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I love how she tripped, then got away by rolling over a few feet. ~ Meushell

#24

Digital projectors in the 2090's look like Rubik's cubes. ~ agentdc7
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#25

Meridith Vickers will have sex with you if you ask her ridiculous questions. ~ rogerflaps
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#26

Space cobra monsters will not come out of a room and bother no one else in the facility. ~ catmunch
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#27

When landing on a strange planet, you will come straight to an alien building by chance. ~ catmunch
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#28

When you're on a ship with advanced monitoring capabilities it's very important to tell your expedition team about a deadly storm only minutes before it hits. ~ HEX357
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#29

When you are a very advanced alien race its very important to never have any automated security systems on a facility that has biological weapons on it. ~ HEX357
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#30

You do not need to ask the location of someone if their location is clearly indicated by a giant holographic 3D map on a big ass table right in front of you. ~ bourbonphantom
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#31

While you're working with dead organic alien matter, it's okay to let random people walk in and out of the medical research laboratory without proper attire or sterilization. ~ bourbonphantom
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#32

Biologists are only creeped out by giant dead aliens, not slithering live ones. ~ bourbonphantom
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#33

Squid aliens can grow very large very quickly... with very little food. I mean no food. ~ agentdc7
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Squids digest medical equipment. ~ bourbonphantom

#34

Trillion dollar spaceships in the future have no missiles. ~ rogerflaps
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There was an artificial person,an elderly CEO of the richest Corporation in this fictional universe,biologists,Scientists,and a miltary captain onboard...they were not civilian dude. ~ rogerflaps
It wasn't a military mission or ship, even today civilian craft are not allowed to mount weapons. ~ catmunch
the don't need missles, the captain will just ram a threat with his own ship killing everyone aboard. Seemed like no big deal to him or the crew. They didn't even stop to think the lady might have been wrong? ~ catmunch
True dat. ~ rogerflaps
OOOOOOOOOOOOO Burn! The ship is carrying the CEO of probably the largest corporation ever, and no onboard defense. For Shame! ~ bourbonphantom

#35

Alien user interfaces use alot of hard-boiled eggs and marshmallows. ~ bourbonphantom
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And flutes. ~ agentdc7

#36

The captain of a trillion dollar mission smokes in the ship, sexually harrases other crew members, leaves his post to have sex, and then takes the word of one crazy scientist lady who just had a squid baby to destroy the ship and kill everybody on board. Do they do background checks in the future? ~ catmunch
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#37

In the future you can hire top notch scientists for 2 years to travel billions of miles from Earth without giving them an explanation, and then at arrival they are happy with a "Because I believe" reason. ~ Anterak
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#38

Top-notch automated medical systems can be configurated for only one gender. ~ Anterak
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#39

Vickers does not know what a Christmas tree is. ~ bourbonphantom
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#40

When the mutant scientist came back and killed half the crew, 5 minutes later no one on the ship seemed to care. ~ catmunch
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#41

You would think that a trillion dollar mission would have a probe explore before humans went in. ~ catmunch
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#42

Flute. Because. ~ Anterak
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They were using the willy wonka security system. ~ catmunch
Totally. ~ bourbonphantom

#43

The engineer that woke up didn't seem worried that whatever killed all of them might still be there! ~ catmunch
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#44

Have engineers created anything that is'nt a defect? ~ rogerflaps
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They Just forgot to activate shields then??? ~ rogerflaps
The space ship worked fine after sitting for 2000 years! ~ catmunch
Stasis devices. This stuff can last for 2000 years without a reboot or something! ~ Anterak

#45

The floating, flying, mapping orbs seemed a little too advanced even for this future. Nothing else in the movie had anti-gravity technology. The promethius used rockets to land. Even the engineer's ship used rockets. They got around in wheeled vehicles. The scientist in the movie claimed to have invented the floating orbs. Wow, he discovered ant-gravity and engineless propulsion. He kept one heck of a secret. He should have been the richest man in the world! ~ catmunch
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They had artificial gravity on the ship, did they not? ~ photogamer
My first thought when I saw the movie is how did he get lost? ~ catmunch
I also thought the same thing about the holographic rubix cube. ~ bourbonphantom
Yeah that's a bad mistake to make in a scifi. I think they could have closed that WTF gap if they gave the orbs some obvious propulsion characteristics. Like smoke or propellers or something. Still doesn't offset the fact that the owner/inventor isn't able to use their survey data to navigate himself out of a cave that has very few intersections. ~ bourbonphantom

#46

Janek is referred to as being a "shit pilot" so his presence aboard the 1 trillion dollar deep space expedition may be the result of an affirmative action lawsuit. ~ bourbonphantom
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#47

The expedition team serves no purpose. David does everything. Prometheus could have landed with only David and Weyland aboard, with maybe 1 or 2 pawns. ~ bourbonphantom
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Man, that completely destroys everything left in this movie. Great one! ~ Anterak
Thats what im saying, a crew of androids and a couple of humans. ~ catmunch

#48

The movie "powder" was about a lone engineer stranded on Earth. ~ catmunch
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#49

The scientist lady cries about not being able to get pregnant. When she finally gets pregnant, she has an abortion! Go figure. ~ catmunch
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#50

If Calloway was white, Shaw was white, the engineer was really white. How did the alien turn black? ~ catmunch
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hahahahha ~ catmunch1
Maybe the captain was hitten with shaw too! ~ catmunch

#51

In future terms, the best way to get a woman to sleep with you is asking her if she was a robot or not. ~ Dora11740
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#52

If you're a secondary character and a ship is about to fall on you, you're dead. If you're the main character and a ship is about to fall on you, the rock next to you will save you. ~ agentdc7
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#53

If you're bringing a dying CEO to talk to the Engineer about an alterior motive, let the rebelious scientist woman come along too just for the heck of it. ~ agentdc7
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#54

It is important to show a secondary character make it into an escape pod successfully so she can die idiodically in the following scene. ~ agentdc7
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#55

Engineer ships will keep a digital record of what happened earlier so we know what the plot is about later. Or not. ~ agentdc7
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#56

Robot surgery machines do not hold you down or numb you just in case you move and writhe in pain during operation. ~ agentdc7
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#57

When you surgically remove a squid baby from yourself, no one will care anymore until the plot needs it later. ~ agentdc7
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#58

Don't invite David to a bar; He will spike you. ~ rogerflaps
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#59

Don't try to pet space snakes! ~ catmunch
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#60

If the aliens breathed oxygen but were running around in environment suits, you might want to consider leaving your helmet on too. ~ bourbonphantom
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#61

If you're space ship got totaled by a suicide spacecraft, don't go and grab another one to finish your mission; go and try and to kill that non-threatening female scientist cause that's more important. ~ agentdc7
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#62

The geologist's contribution to the expedition is pushing the ON button on his automated survey orbs. ~ bourbonphantom
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#63

In all Alien movies, if there is an android somewhere you can be sure it will be dismembered or decapitated or otherwise severely damaged. ~ bourbonphantom
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Why do they always only bring one? The android always saves everyone. ~ catmunch

#64

It doesn't occur to anyone to make the android explore the holographic surveillance footage and try to play back other events. Wouldn't that be simpler than trying to fly to the alien homeworld for answers? ~ bourbonphantom
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#65

Ridley Scott can't do classic Sci fi anymore. ~ rogerflaps
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#66

Engineers run like frightened old ladies when fleeing unknown organisms on a hologram ~ rogerflaps
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They were running from the predators! Engineer vs Predator next movie. ~ catmunch THIS! ~ RoC77
That will be shite. ~ rogerflaps
They were running from the predators! Engineer vs Predator next movie. ~ catmunch

#67

There was a crew of 17 people on the ship. What happened to the rest of the poeple? Was Jose and Leroy cleaning the kitchen before they died in the ship ramming? ~ catmunch
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Hahahahah, wow that's awesome. Maybe they died in the director's cut. ~ bourbonphantom

#68

The engineers' 2000 year old space craft still worked like new! ~ catmunch
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#69

This film is missing a manual. ~ bourbonphantom
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#70

For 2000 years nobody really cares if your "Eradicate Earth" mission was a success or not. ~ Anterak
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You would think the engineers would have checked on the others by then! ~ catmunch

#71

Stringer Bell likes Christmas and white chicks. ~ rogerflaps
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#72

Some scientists are so spoiled that finding aliens isn't worth their time unless the aliens are still alive. ~ bourbonphantom
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#73

If you encounter some dead aliens on an alien planet, you should assume that there is no possibility that other aliens might be alive elsewhere on the planet. ~ bourbonphantom
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#74

A grand piano is a necessary component of any lifeboat. ~ bourbonphantom
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#75

David 8 sure likes touching things. ~ rogerflaps
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#76

It took multiple gunshots, fire, and being run over for the infected Fifield to be killed, whereas infected Holloway dies very easily just from a little flame damage. In the lab they saw that cells were still active in the 2000 yr old dead alien head, so in all likelihood Holloway would have still recovered from the fire and came back zombified. ~ bourbonphantom
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#77

Space jizz is some bad shit,yo. ~ rogerflaps
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#78

The black goo made worms evil killer vagina cobras, made Calloway into a sad emotional zombie, made the geologist into an evil super ninja zombie, made Shaw's baby into a squid, made engineers into dust, made life on earth. 10,000 uses for black goo to fill writers block in movies! ~ catmunch
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#79

How did Shaw not turn into a zombie if her baby turned into a squid? ~ catmunch
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#80

The aliens on the other planet will surely be happy to welcome Dr Shaw. After all it's not like they were going to destroy humanity the last time. ~ Dora11740
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Lol. It could have been a rouge group. She's probably doomed though. ~ Meushell
When she arrives the planet will send the landing code. The operator will say it's an older code but I was going to clear them. ~ catmunch

#81

Dr. Manhatten has really let himself go.. ~ rogerflaps
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#82

Peter Weyland doesn't like toenail clippers. ~ rogerflaps
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#83

Scientists of the future aint very smart. ~ rogerflaps
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#84

There are no female Engineers. ~ bourbonphantom
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#85

If an alien placental sack bursts over your open wound, make no attempt to clean or sterilize yourself. ~ bourbonphantom
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#86

People will forget to quarantine you if you hit them in the head a few times. ~ bourbonphantom
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#87

An invincible contortionist rage mutant cannot be killed by bullets, fire, or being run over twice. You have to do all 3, and in the right order. ~ bourbonphantom
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#88

The Engineers only needed environment suits back in the old days, but now they can run around without a rebreather if their ship happens to crash. ~ bourbonphantom
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#89

No one in the cinema cared about Janek's co-pilots dying at the end. ~ rogerflaps
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#90

Androids are obsessed with Laurence of Arabia. ~ rogerflaps
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#91

I can't believe the Xenomorph didn't have time to get into the landing gear of the spaceship before she took off! ~ catmunch
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#92

In the future, everyone acts like an asshole toward androids. These days, only iPhone users do that. ~ bourbonphantom
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#93

The black goo takes nearly 10 hours to start affecting a human, whereas the Engineers become disintegrated from it almost instantly. ~ bourbonphantom
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Well, if you compare one drop to a whole bowl of the stuff.... ~ agentdc7

#94

The engineer kills Ford with a punch to the chest, kills Jackson by hurling him against the wall, but the old decrepit Weyland is still alive after the engineer hits him in the head with the android's head in a double-handed swing. ~ bourbonphantom
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#95

In the future, surgery can be performed with lazers but your wounds will still be held together with staples. ~ bourbonphantom
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#96

2 years in hypersleep makes scientists act like idiots. ~ bourbonphantom
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#97

Our first contact with a highly superior humanoid alien race will be riddled with violent melee. ~ bourbonphantom
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#98

Engineers are pretty much gay alien BIO terrorists...no females and constantly messing with dangerous chemicals. ~ rogerflaps
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Ahh that's why they wanted to destroy us, because they accidentally created women. ~ bourbonphantom
They probally reproduce themselves in test tubes! ~ catmunch

#99

I want my own drive-thru surgery machine. ~ vfxfan
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#100

When you're assembling the crew for a group meeting, do it in the gym and have presenters bring portable projection devices with no external power needs because your ship does not have a briefing room. ~ bourbonphantom
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#101

Futuristic painkillers only last for a few seconds. ~ bourbonphantom
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#102

The Engineers created and hate us for the same reason we created and hate David, because we are constantly messing with shit and being a general nuisance with our curiosity. ~ bourbonphantom
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#103

Nobody notices a giant alien thermos full of bio death in the cooler. ~ bourbonphantom
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#104

All the containers begin to ooze out black stuff, that is except for the one David brings aboard the ship. ~ bourbonphantom
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#105

After digging a small hole in the wall, Shaw tells someone to get Holloway. In the 60 seconds or so that it takes Holloway to get up to the cave, Shaw has apparently already dug a hole large enough to walk through, put up a plastic wind cover, and has thoroughly explored and carbon dated the cave. ~ bourbonphantom
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#106

There's two guys standing outside Weyland's room when David is installing the tinkertoy robo suit. Yeah that's the last time the film, or the suicidal captain mentions them. ~ bourbonphantom
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#107

It didn't raise any eyebrows that Weyland had his own bedroom on the ship the whole time. ~ bourbonphantom
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#108

Robots can be tricked into performing abortions. ~ bourbonphantom
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#109

Fifield's helmet goes from being totally melted on the front to just broken when he shows up at the ship. ~ bourbonphantom
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#110

The two guys stuck in the cave have enough oxygen in their suits that there's no apparent harm in them staying inside the cave all night, whereas Shaw's suit runs out of oxygen after a short visit to the cave. ~ bourbonphantom
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Correct, the cave air was breatheable, but the captain did tell them to put on their helmets anyway because it was going to be extremely cold all night. ~ bourbonphantom
The didnt need oxygen in the cave. ~ catmunch

#111

The Engineer base is a carved out rock structure, instead of an actual constructed building, but just for fun they have an enormous, elaborate steel mechanical door that opens up like a kaleidoscope to let a spaceship out. ~ bourbonphantom
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#112

The ship was supposed to leave for earth 2000 years ago, which indicates that the Engineers were not happy about Jesus getting crucified. ~ bourbonphantom
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#113

The hired mercenaries aren't able to kill the zombified Fifield but the apathetic captain and gentle copilot combine to make a Voltron death squad. ~ bourbonphantom
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#114

Non-reproductive sex is an effective way to distract a distraught female from her inability to conceive a human baby. ~ bourbonphantom
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#115

If you ask a surgery device to remove an "alien body" from inside a man, it doesn't consider uterus, ovaries and the whole female reproduction system to be out of place. ~ Anterak
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This. ~ bourbonphantom

#116

Hey, that's one of our 2000 year-old ships that was sent to destroy that earth planet. That planet was destroyed, wasn't it? Somebody is in trouble on the engineer planet. ~ catmunch
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#117

Did the scientist and David play the flute before taking off in the alien ship? ~ catmunch
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#118

When exploring the facility the team found no kitchen, restrooms, living quarters, not even dropped weapons or extra space suits or anything? Just a bunch of dead engineers piled up. ~ catmunch
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#119

If history has taught us anything, it's that if you made a successful science fiction film in the 70's or 80's, DO NOT try to explain said film with a modern-day prequel. ~ AshBlaze
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#120

The killer mutants, engineers, and aliens have nothing on Janek. He killed a whole crew of people at one time in a few seconds. ~ catmunch
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#121

I dont know about you guys but whenever I visit alien planets 500 million light years away I know exactly where their remote bio weapons engineering facility is. ~ Kalion
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#122

Any geologist worthy of being brought along on a trip to what could be the home of the creators of man kind just to map out structures, should also being the one person you worry about getting himself lost a half an hour after landing. ~ Kalion
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#123

David must have said something really insulting to the engineer. ~ agentdc7
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#124

After Shaw aborts the squid she walks down the hallway coming to Weylan's room, and she just opens the door and walks in. Why would Weylan's door be open and how did she know to go to that room? ~ catmunch1
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She was just wandering, and heard their muffled voices behind the door. Since this was on the escape vessel she was probably only expecting to see Vickers, if anybody, in that part of the ship. ~ bourbonphantom

#125

Instead of orbiting an alien planet until you identify a logical place to set down, you should drop your massive, heavy spaceship into the atmosphere where it uses up tons of fuel just staying in the air. ~ bourbonphantom
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#126

Jackson, who has his name plastered across his helmet, and who is called out by name by one of the other characters during the film, is listed in the credits as "Mercenary 1." ~ bourbonphantom
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#127

A geologist can't tell from a distance whether a rock structure is man-made or natural, but somehow he can tell whether or not it's hollow. ~ bourbonphantom
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#128

Super-strong helmets of the most cutting-edge future technology created for space travel will easily be broken by a punch of a mere human being. ~ Dora11740
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Well, he was mutated. He even took a quite a few bullets and keep going. ~ agentdc7

#129

A non-believer scientist will surely have a cross tattooed on his arm. ~ Dora11740
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#130

Sorry Alien fans, but the Space Jockey you're looking for is on another planet. ~ agentdc7
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#131

Mr. Weyland's theme music is Alien by Jerry Goldsmith. ~ agentdc7
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#132

If an android encourages you to drink more, there's probably something suspicious going on. But go ahead and drink up anyways. ~ agentdc7
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#133

If you had sex with someone that was infected with black stuff the previous night and got pregnant, you're now 3 months pregnant with a squid. ~ agentdc7
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#134

An engineer will still give a chestburster at the very end even though it's not the same engineer from the LV-426. ~ agentdc7
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#135

No one is interested in any sort of living life form found on another planet other than 10 foot tall dead engineers. ~ agentdc7
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#136

Since this movie is in the same universe as Alien, there must be a "xenomorph" (or something that kind of looks like it) at the end of the film. ~ agentdc7
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#137

The trailers always show too much. ~ agentdc7
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#138

If you're going to ask an Engineer, that you know nothing about, to possibly prolong some VIP's life, bring him along too. There's not much chance the 10 foot tall monster won't kill you instead after all that's happened, right? ~ agentdc7
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#139

In the future there is technology that can display your dreams. This is considered standard so android butlers can know more about your private life while you hypersleep. ~ agentdc7
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#140

If you're pregnant with an alien baby, you will only feel pain when you find out about it. ~ agentdc7
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#141

The space engineers could have used some androids too. ~ catmunch
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#142

After making the most significant discovery in human history it's still easy to get emotionally distracted by your own infertility issues. ~ bourbonphantom
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#143

Do not reanimate a 2,000 year old severed head; chances are it could explode. ~ bourbonphantom
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#144

The alien ship crashes but doesn't appear to have any damage on the outside where it was struck by Prometheus. ~ bourbonphantom
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#145

If your creations don't get smart enough to come visit your death planet after you give them a map to it, just bring the death to them. ~ bourbonphantom
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#146

Plastic melting on your face will turn you into an invincible contortionist rage mutant. ~ bourbonphantom
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#147

The Engineers will give different Earth cultures a star map to their military base that wants to destroy us. They want us to come visit them. ~ agentdc7
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#148

Keep your biological weapons on the ground floor of your 20-floor rock facility. Leave the rest of the facility empty. ~ bourbonphantom
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#149

80 years from now Americans are still invading some foreign land and claiming they found weapons of mass destruction. ~ bourbonphantom
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#150

Lifeboats use ineffective automated landing systems. ~ bourbonphantom
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#151

The holographic surveillance playback system uses old, low res technology. Whereas the celestial navigation system operates in HD retina display. ~ bourbonphantom
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#152

Why were there containers in the tomb that weren't in the alien ship's cargo hold? ~ bourbonphantom
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#153

The stacking technique of the containers in the alien cargo hold is totally legit. No way that stuff will shift when the ship takes off at an angle or enters zero gravity. ~ bourbonphantom
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#154

After a take off followed by a collision and a brutal crash, an android's head always fall close to its body. ~ Anterak
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#155

Having a 2 years long life support facility makes perfect sense when it would take more than 2 years for a rescue team to reach you. ~ Anterak
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Unless you were the owner of the company. He might've had one prepared while everyone was still sleeping. ~ RoC77
Unless you were the owner of the company, he might have had one already ready. ~ RoC77
I don't think they would spend another trillion dollars to save anyone! It takes two years travel time, not to mention the time to assemble a crew and build another ship, etc. ~ catmunch

#156

Weyland's magic number of matching cave drawings before he'll drop a trillion dollars on a bonkers space expedition is 7. ~ bourbonphantom
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#157

It is possible to determine how old a perfectly preserved head is. Almost immediatly. ~ Anterak
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Yeah doesn't carbon dating only work on Earth? ~ bourbonphantom

#158

It sucks to be a minority in alien movies! Always follow the brunette white lady if you want to live. ~ catmunch
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#159

Why did the mutated people turn evil? Where did the evil part come from? ~ catmunch
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#160

A ship captain knows nothing about alien anthropology project management but is an expert at identifying alien weapons installations. ~ bourbonphantom
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#161

An accordion can simultaneously create irritation and sexual arousal. ~ bourbonphantom
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#162

The alien ship generates a lot of smoke when it starts up, but doesn't appear to generate any smoke or fire while it's hovering in front of Prometheus. ~ bourbonphantom
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#163

Heavy breathing and body movement should be paused while CG flesh lasers are operating. ~ bourbonphantom
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#164

If you kill one guy for trying to board the ship while infected, it makes a lot of sense to just open the door for another guy who you assumed was killed or perhaps also infected. ~ bourbonphantom
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#165

Holographic recordings can trigger your navigation system. ~ bourbonphantom
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Only in concert with a flute. ~ photogamer

#166

The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts. ~ Fitz
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#167

In 2093 weapons manufacturers still have not figured out how to make flamethrowers smaller. ~ bourbonphantom
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#168

By the time David delivers the drinks to Holloway and Shaw, the conversation is over between the scientists and Vickers. ~ bourbonphantom
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#169

In the future, Carbon Dioxide is as deadly as Carbon Monoxide. ~ bourbonphantom
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#170

It's easy to hear people talking thru AIR-SEALED doors. ~ bourbonphantom
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#171

The CEO of the richest corporation in the universe employs an inept, slow, and poorly-trained head of security. He only manages to fire 1 shot into a non-vital organ, and waits to do this AFTER the Engineer decapitates David and whacks Weyland. ~ bourbonphantom
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#172

I was disappointed to see Holloway die before he was able to do a keg stand or some other frat party stunt. ~ bourbonphantom
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#173

When you're looking for a place to store your bio weapons, use the art gallery first; there's plenty of room in there except for the giant head that we put in there for no reason. ~ bourbonphantom
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#174

Pilots are useful for hastily conveying the entire plot of a movie when the movie failed to do that on its own. ~ bourbonphantom
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#175

To fly a ship in a straight line over a distance of 1 or 2 miles, you need 3 guys in the cockpit. ~ bourbonphantom
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#176

The expedition heads immediately to the most desolate planet in the system without even doing surveillance on the other planets to scan for life or transmissions or whatever. ~ bourbonphantom
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#177

If the engineers REALLY wanted an effective bioweapon they would have made it airborne. ~ bourbonphantom
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#178

There's no high speed winds outside the gigantic dust storm of death. But the moment the cloud hits the ship, it's death wind city. ~ bourbonphantom
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#179

The helmet cameras are about 20x larger than they ought to be for technology from 2089. ~ bourbonphantom
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#180

Shaw will have a hard time trying to get her suit recharged with oxygen on the Engineer ship, and likewise none of the Engineer suits will fit her. ~ bourbonphantom
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#181

There were 4 or 5 bases presumably each with their own ship, but the only base with Engineers left in it was the one with the biohazard outbreak? ~ bourbonphantom
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#182

Any time the Engineers need to select a destination or change course, they have to retract the telescope chair back into the floor, go to the copilot chair, and kick on the holographic universe map. ~ bourbonphantom
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#183

A girl playing a violin is a common screensaver in the future. ~ bourbonphantom
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#184

Without a body it's still easy to rotate your severed head around and look at stuff. ~ bourbonphantom
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Lucky David, after a take off and a crash (and what a crash), its head landed near its body! ~ Anterak

#185

It seems like there's alot of rooms in that tiny lifeboat. ~ bourbonphantom
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#186

Shaw walks right to the med pod to remove her unwanted spawn without going thru Vickers' nightclub bar area. So there's multiple doors that connect the lifeboat to Prometheus? That's brilliant ship design right there. ~ bourbonphantom
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#187

Do not tell Vickers to try harder, or else you might as well talk to the hand. ~ bourbonphantom
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#188

David must have told the Engineer that Shaw was responsible for Prometheus crashing his ship, otherwise how would he have known that the Engineer was coming after her? ~ bourbonphantom
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#189

Being a wiseass does not require having a soul. ~ bourbonphantom
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#190

This prequel needs a prequel. ~ bourbonphantom
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#191

For all of David's capabilities, and he doesn't know how to perform a Cesarian. Shaw's not even a doctor and manages to get it done with the help of a robot. ~ bourbonphantom
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#192

The massive indestructible alien ship only generates enough thrust to mildly shunt Shaw down a hallway when it begins to lift off. ~ bourbonphantom
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#193

Shaw does not need food when she travels through space. ~ bourbonphantom
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Or they went to the lifeboat and grabbed all the supplies that would last 2 years before they went and hijacked a second ship. ~ photogamer
The engineer planet might be really close. ~ catmunch
She'll stay in Engineer's stasis device while David watches. Her. Dreams. Not Creepily At All. ~ Anterak