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Morris Menke is a schmuck. ~ SoraKari
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Don't kiss a white woman in 1830, check. ~ markeata
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I feel so sorry for the old lady who lived in the shoe, 'cause it must've smelled real bad. ~ SoraKari
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This ain't a girl scout camp. ~ SoraKari
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Smaller shovel, smaller holes. ~ SoraKari
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It was because of his no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. ~ SoraKari
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Apparently, onions can cure and fix just about anything. ~ SoraKari
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Marion ain't a man's name. ~ SoraKari
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Magnet would have made it out of there, if his pocket hadn't started barking. ~ SoraKari
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Once upon a time there was a magical place that never rained...The end. ~ SoraKari
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This ain't no kindergarteners in the sandbox. ~ SoraKari
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Rattlesnake venom makes for wicked good nail polish. ~ SoraKari
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Stanley spelled backward is Yelnats. ~ elphie
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