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Welcome to rock bottom. ~ AshBlaze
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Cow-farts will knock a buzzard off a gut truck. ~ AshBlaze
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When Gary Busey is your opening kill cameo, it's only downhill from there. ~ AshBlaze
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Just because you pray before sex, doesn't mean you'll be forgiven for it. ~ AshBlaze
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When you accidentally sink the van that you and your boy-toy are locked inside of, don't get worried about it until the piranhas show up, or at least don't ACT like it. ~ AshBlaze
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Double D's get in free at The Big Wet. ~ AshBlaze
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'The Cop and The Marine Biologist' just sounds like a shitty sitcom. ~ AshBlaze
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Christopher Lloyd has 700 million more hits than the laughing diarrhea baby. ~ AshBlaze
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If a girl tells you that something is wrong during sex, you pull out immediately! ~ AshBlaze
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Josh cut off his penis because something came out of Shelby's vagina. ~ AshBlaze
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Ving Rhames is not afraid of some punk-ass water. ~ AshBlaze
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The young David is a little ginger moron. ~ AshBlaze
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David Hasselhoff actually made a rescue. ~ AshBlaze
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Ving Rhames bought a shotgun leg with the money he saved on socks. ~ AshBlaze
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Water-certified strippers are no substitution for actual lifeguards. David Hasselhoff is about 50/50. ~ AshBlaze
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