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The talents of the huntsman were put to good use. He walked 10 feet into the dark forest and pulled Snow White out from under a tree trunk. Incredible. ~ bourbonphantom
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If you don't trust someone, teach them how to murder another person. ~ bourbonphantom
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A few marks on the face of a beautiful woman will make them way too ugly for Charlize Theron to eat. ~ ShadowLion137
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The best way to get a job as a bowman is to kill an existing bowman. ~ bourbonphantom
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Staying in dungeons can naturally turn you into a brunette instead of blonde ~ esqwe
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If you don't trust someone, make a deal with them anyway. ~ bourbonphantom
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When assaulting a castle, group your troops closely together so they make an easy target for catapults and archers. ~ bourbonphantom
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If you're going to war and you have a talent for bonding with all creatures, don't bother summoning up the dangerous trolls and other wild animals that you've befriended. ~ bourbonphantom
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A heavy iron nail will only cause minor injury when jabbed in someone's head. ~ bourbonphantom
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You would think that Thor and the Vampire Chick could take out Aeon Flux. ~ john2012
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If you want to put a love triangle in a movie, at least let it be with more arguments or something... ~ Alaurien
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Screaming at a troll is an efficient way to cease their attack. ~ Kiberz
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Even if you give her a legit chance, Kristen Stewart will prove to you that she is a terrible actress. ~ ShadowLion137
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It isn't considered cheating when the guy you just made out with is really your stepmother in disguise. ~ tfab
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If there's one thing that Kristen Stewart tends to be very good at, it's acting like she's having a seizure while some deadly vampire venom - I mean, magical poision - goes through her. ~ Keely
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Bathe in milk; keeps the skin looking younger. ~ markeata
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Bella still likes cliff-diving. ~ Keely
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Pricking your finger on a rose will make you wish you had a baby. ~ spawn1963
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When your life is being protected by a multitude of capable individuals, it's usually a good idea to run off every morning to look at nature alone. ~ spawn1963
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The kiss from a crying, random stranger is more powerful than a kiss from a crying, loyal young man who has known and thought about you every day since you were a child. ~ spawn1963
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You are a kind queen if you let your poor subjects fight over a taste of your milkbath drainage. ~ spawn1963
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A person with very pure and innocent heart may still maim and kill people. ~ spawn1963
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If you set free a female captive of a glass army, marry her the next day. ~ spawn1963
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A village of women with bows and arrows constantly harassed by a mad queen have no need for a nightwatch and are completely defenseless against five guys. ~ spawn1963
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Never take white horses into swampy forests. Ever. ~ Arielle139
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Continue defenselessly kissing a woman who is not responding to your advances and is talking of vengeance. ~ Arielle139
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Huntsmen bathe in muddy troughs. ~ bourbonphantom
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You can easily take over the throne by openly killing your husband the king on the wedding night. No counsellor would oppose you. ~ esqwe
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The writers of this movie have clearly seen Princess Mononoke. ~ Kiberz
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When your horses cannot keep solid footing when entering the Black Forest, try entering the next day. Their footing will be fine. ~ spawn1963
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If you can only find one person in the kingdom that knows the Black Forest (beaten up, drunk, and in a muddy trough), the next day you can find six more that are well-equipped. ~ spawn1963
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Getting beaten up numerous times, risking your life, and bringing Snow White back from the dead doesn’t mean she will acknowledge or honor you or your sacrifices in any way, shape, or form after she’s made queen. ~ Arielle139
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Someone who you’ve met only days ago can bring you back from the dead with his kiss, but someone who is your childhood sweetheart is powerless to do so. ~ Arielle139
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When you’re the evil brother of the wicked queen, you are so preoccupied with carrying out your wicked plans that you completely disregard the fact that bowl cuts have been out for centuries. ~ Arielle139
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You can be essentially second in command (i.e., the evil queen’s brother) and not know that the guy who wants to join your team as an archer is the son of one of your enemies. ~ Arielle139
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When you're becoming queen the love that brought you back from the dead is hardly worth mentioning. ~ Arielle139
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The fact that someone came back from the dead can be forgotten about only minutes after if battle is on your mind. ~ Arielle139
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Don’t try to defend yourself when your new wife is pausing before attempting to plunge a knife in your chest. ~ Arielle139
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Having buck teeth does not exclude you from being "the fairest of them all". ~ spawn1963
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