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I can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it. ~ AshBlaze
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When Tommy gets all excited, he's like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. ~ AshBlaze
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Brothers don't shake hands. Brothers gotta hug. ~ AshBlaze
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Let's say the average person uses ten percent of their brain. How much does Tommy use? One and a half percent. The rest is clogged with malted hops and bong resin. ~ AshBlaze
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Tommy Likey! Tommy want wing-ey! ~ AshBlaze
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It's called reading! Top to bottom, left to right... group words together to form a sentence. Take Tylenol for any headaches... Midol for any cramps. ~ AshBlaze
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You better pray to the god of skinny punks that this wind doesn't pick up, 'cause Tommy'll come over there, and jam an oar up your ass! ~ AshBlaze
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You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. They're called doctors. ~ AshBlaze
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Big Tom Callahan could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves. ~ AshBlaze
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Richard can actually hear Tommy getting fatter. ~ AshBlaze
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John Hancock... It's HERBIE Hancock. Duh! ~ AshBlaze
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You know what? If you guys don't know how to use a seat belt, just ring your call button and Tommy will come back there and hit you on the head with a tack hammer because you are a retard. ~ AshBlaze
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Italian shoes are worth more than your life. ~ AshBlaze
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Bo Derek is still a '10'. ~ AshBlaze
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If the factory goes under, the whole town goes under. That's when the whores come in. ~ AshBlaze
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How can you be reading documents, when they're in your briefcase? Hmm... that's a mystery! ~ AshBlaze
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What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public. ~ AshBlaze
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The 'weight room thing' never works. ~ AshBlaze
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True. Motor oil would have nothing to do with this car accident. But you can't latch the hood too well, IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE CAN OUT, YOU NO-SELLING WASTE OF SPACE! ~ AshBlaze
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Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking and he's never been laid. ~ AshBlaze
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Great, you've pinpointed the smell. Step two is washing it out. ~ AshBlaze
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If you've never been cow-tipping before, you haven't lived. ~ AshBlaze
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Melted chocolate in the dashboard really ups the re-sale value of a car. ~ AshBlaze
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Niner is not a telephone number and can only be used when calling from a walkie talkie. ~ elphie
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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!
6 O'Clock tv hour...
...umm....? ~ skippkipp
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It's Herbie Hancock. ~ bigred3002
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