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Johnny Depp playing a weird loner who is out of place in his surroundings and really needs a tan. Haven't seen that before. ~ john2012
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Tim Burton really wants his wife to hook up with Johnny Depp. ~ ShadowLion137
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Helena Bonham Carter in another Tim Burton film. As long as she stays married to him she can always get parts in weird movies. ~ john2012
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Johnny Depp playing a vampire version of Willy Wonka ~ john2012
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A vampire who does not sparkle or drive little girls crazy. I like this movie. ~ john2012
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Johnny Depp, Robert Pattinson, Kate Beckinsale and Brad Pitt should form a Vampire version of the Avengers. ~ john2012
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Alice Cooper plays a modern day version of himself that has traveled back to the 70s. ~ broham
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Never piss off a witch ~ john2012
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Apparently getting stoned in the 17th century meant something entirely different. ~ john2012
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After 200 years, the keys to being successful in the Fishing Business are exactly the same. ~ ShadowLion137
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American audiences have no problem with masturbation jokes that involve underage girls, as long as it’s Chloë Grace Moretz. ~ ShadowLion137
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I think Barnabas could kick Edwards sparkly butt. ~ john2012
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If you have 2 choices, one being to stay with your son and being a better parent to him, and the 2nd to take money to live selfishly in your stupid life, always take the money. ~ Alaurien
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Don't steal Barnabas's blood ~ Hufflepuffinder
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Barnabas moved on to found the Bounty paper towel company. ~ NateSean
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On breaking you out of a coffin and finding you wrapped in chains, David will only be curious about the panties you got stuck in your mouth. ~ NateSean
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Die Hippie Die. Barnabas would make Eric Cartman proud. ~ john2012
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