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If that barrier hadn't been there it would've been easy to jump that canyon... ~ Grayfire
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The end of the world will always be AMERICA'S fault. ~ Nreid276
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A hippie would rather have the world destroyed than kill one person. ~ SlipStool
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The difference between Zombie and Zombie Redneck Torture Family is the same as the difference between an elephant and an elephant seal. ~ SoraKari
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She learned it by watching you. ~ SoraKari
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In the pioneer days, people had to make their own interrogation rooms out of cornmeal. ~ SoraKari
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Nobody ever listens to the creepy old guy who tells you you're doomed if you go that way. ~ Grayfire
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Smoking marijuana makes you immune to other drugs. ~ Grayfire
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Girls are only needed for sacrifices if they are whores or virgins. ~ Grayfire
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The Japanese can't kill a classroom of schoolgirls. ~ Grayfire
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Do NOT read the Latin. ~ SoraKari
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All Hadley wants is to see a merman.
~ SoraKari
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Someone's got a husband bulge. ~ SoraKari
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Mermen; those things are terrifying and the cleanup on them's a nightmare. ~ SoraKari
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It's always funny to put the creepy, ugly guy on speaker phone. ~ SoraKari
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A collapsible bong makes an excellent portable weapon. ~ Grayfire
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Making out with a taxidermy wolf head mounted on a wall is sexy. ~ Grayfire
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It's probably not a good idea to keep so many monsters in one place... ~ Grayfire
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You take an RV to a cabin in the woods where you don't need an RV to sleep in. ~ Grayfire
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All of the victims have a choice; the administrators just pump the area full of drugs and pheromones to make that choice more favorable for the audience. ~ Grayfire
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"Missing Persons" from Milk Cartons have stayed in business from apparently ALL the missing teenagers from the last few decades of horror movies. So death is good for commerce is what we learn. ~ Nreid276
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This movie finished shooting in 2009, which means the parents of those that were killed "just" found out about their children's death. ~ Nreid276
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The Japanese were able to find a group of schoolgirls with a whore, an athlete, a scholar, a fool, and a virgin. ~ pikasneeze
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Clowns are bulletproof. ~ pikasneeze
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Smoking weed every day can save your life. ~ pikasneeze
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A top secret lab always needs a "release all monsters" button. ~ Filmguy
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"Punish" means violently kill everyone for the actions of two people that were chemically coerced into sexual activity. ~ bourbonphantom
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Why wasn't the entire base made out of the material that the elevators were made of? It's not like there was only a handful of elevators. ~ bourbonphantom
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If they had cameras everywhere then they should have known immediately that the stoner wasn't dead. ~ bourbonphantom
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Sigourney Weaver is not acceptable as a fool sacrifice. ~ bourbonphantom
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The super secure bunker underneath the control room is easily accessed by a hole in some sheetrock downstairs. ~ bourbonphantom
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