#1

Gamma radiation turned Edward Norton into Mark Ruffalo. ~ Dora11740
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Gamma is one hell of a radiation! ~ RoC77
also eric bana turned into edward norton....and as a final result it comes...as you said...mark ruffalo ~ Alaurien

#2

Spider man apparently does take time off; all hell breaks out in his backyard and he's nowhere to be seen. ~ Bombay Sapphire
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Yeah, he unfortunately had to stay inside his apartment cause Sony told him to. ~ agentdc7

#3

If you survive a beating from the Hulk, you DESERVE a drink. ~ AshBlaze
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#4

Agent Coulson's Captain America trading cards got all bloody even though they were locked inside a locker. Nick Fury probably took them out after his death, went to Coulson's dead body and scoured them to it until they got all wet by his blood. From a certain point of view that is pretty disgusting. ~ Dora11740
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You will find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view. ~ kvn8907
Yeah... good catch ~ agentdc7

#5

Agent Coulson's first name is Phil. Not Agent. ~ agentdc7
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#6

If you jump into the sky full of speeding alien bikes, chances are you can catch one if you hold your hands out. And it won't tear your limbs off either. ~ agentdc7
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#7

A mind controlled Hawkeye prefers to shoot at your bullet proof vest rather than your face. ~ agentdc7
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#8

When it looks like the end of the world, it's usually in Manhattan. ~ Movie Genius
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#9

If the gamma monster, super soldier, tech-genius, God of Thunder, and explosive-arrow-wielding-master archer all fail against the otherworldly army, at least we got Black Widow and her trusty glock to back us up! ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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I was thinking the same thing. She could at least get an assault rifle or sniper rifle or something. At least she picked up an alien energy weapon after a few minutes. ~ kvn8907
That's all I ever think about when they circle around all of them. ~ agentdc7

#10

Hulk has Impossibly stretchy pants, but the shirt is always the first one to be torn. ~ qwkslvr
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#11

Steve Rogers doesn't need a stronger punching bag. He just needs more of them. ~ agentdc7
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#12

Putting on the Iron Man suit takes a variable amount of time. Sometimes it takes really long for the dramatic effect, and sometimes it's really fast when Stark's ass is on line. ~ qwkslvr
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Somehow it feels the suit has a brain of its own. Stark was so intelligent, he managed to build a suit with its own brain. ~ Movie Genius

#13

Even Iron Man knows who Legolas is. ~ Sweet dee
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For the longest time, I thought he said "lip gloss" and I was wondering why everyone laughed around me. This makes more sense now. ~ agentdc7

#14

Even after meeting Tony Stark twice, getting gamma poisoning from drinking a soda, wrecking his truck towing an inmovable hammer, and almost meeting a super soldier 70 years ago, Stan Lee finds the idea of superheroes in New York ridiculous. ~ agentdc7
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#15

Harry Dean Stanton has seen a lot of crazy things in his life, so a naked Hulk crashing to the ground doesn't even faze him. ~ AshBlaze
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That was him!? ~ agentdc7

#16

Tony Stark never gets dizzy. ~ agentdc7
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#17

When you tie someone to a chair, don't bother tying their legs. ~ agentdc7
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#18

Mind control is easily reversible with a good punch in the face. ~ Kiberz
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Maybe this is how we can stop people drinking the Kool Aid. You know, all those massive cults where you have to cut off bits of your body and wait for the mothership that just happens to be in the tail of a comet passing above the Earth. ~ Movie Genius
Sean Connery has been saying that for years. http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-bizarre-outbursts-by-celebrities-you-thought-were-sane/ ~ kvn8907

#19

Always stay for the movie credits, in case of sequel spoilers. ~ Kiberz
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I knew it would have a stinger, but seriously, my bladder was full, I didn't want to go back just for credits, I'm sick of seeing four pages of all the CG artists that do these movies, and most importantly, I thought this movie wrapped up pretty nicely. Oh, and there's always YouTube. ~ kvn8907
Yeah same here. Everyone left after seeing Thanos unaware of the 2nd scene. ~ agentdc7
Not a single person left the theater I saw it in, until the first stinger. ~ ekedolphin
I've once seen Thor in cinema, Captain America twice and also Avengers once, but four times I had to realize afterwards that I left way too early and missed the spoiler video from the ending again. They should make a sign at the end of the movies saying "Stay on your lazy arses until the credits end." ~ Dora11740

#20

When arguing about your brother, remember to say he's adopted. ~ Kikia
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#21

A giant flying armored alien whale coming straight at you is in no way a "party." ~ AshBlaze
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#22

When someone kidnaps key people from your super secret organization, dont bother to change passwords, block their access or even move your super flying fortress. ~ Aleric
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#23

It's easier to break out of a super-prison while it's falling from the sky than it is while it's sitting in place. ~ Adam
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#24

Black Widow can outwit the god of deception. ~ FilmSavvy
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#25

Samuel L Jackson's contract clearly states that he must have some sort of outburst in every movie he is in. ~ FilmSavvy
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#26

You promise your girlfriend you would come back for her. Then you get into a situation where it's impossible to get in contact with her. Then miraculously you can return to her realm, but you won't even attempt to meet her. In other words, Thor must have totally missed Jane --- out of his calculations. ~ Dora11740
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Was thinking about this....but then again...MWdeNio has a good explanation. ~ eddytheking
It's not that I could not recall that scene; I just still thought that it was rather weird of Thor not even trying to contact her. (mostly after that highly sensitive goodbye of theirs in the movie Thor - otherwise it would have been fine) ~ Dora11740
They addressed this in the movie. They moved her to safety at some conference. I presume Thor tried to get in touch after the movie events. ~ MWDeNio

#27

The Hulk isn't trying to hear any of your monologuing; he'll just deal you a good and thorough thrashing instead. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#28

Hulk doesn't want to share the spotlight with Thor. ~ agentdc7
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#29

If you're going to mind control a scientist, random SHIELD agent, and Hawkeye to do your bidding, don't bother mind controlling the director of SHIELD to help your evil plot. Give him a bullet and assume he's not wearing armor. ~ agentdc7
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#30

Although he seems mild-mannered Bruce Banner is always angry. ~ Bombay Sapphire
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#31

Loki is a god, you dumb creature. He will not be bullied by-------nevermind. ~ agentdc7
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#32

Iron Man always has a plan of attack - attack. ~ roxii
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#33

If a potentially big alien war is coming and you need a new uniform for the captain, base your design off of a USO show rather than a WWII outfit cause that makes more sense. ~ agentdc7
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Yeah, this is probably the one thing that really bothers me aside from the rest of the film. ~ agentdc7
Agreed. I certainly liked his look from the Captain America film better. ~ howler

#34

If you're around a guy named 'Hawkeye' always make as many bird puns as possible. ~ Adam
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#35

You won't break every bone in your body while falling at terminal velocity as long as the Hulk catches you. ~ JohnJL3
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Indeed, particularly when the Hulk is not known for his gentle touch. ~ bourbonphantom

#36

You can communicate with your entire team instantly - even the people who came to help you last minute - without an earpiece of any kind. ~ Keely
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#37

One day Hulk almost kills one of his comrades just because, but the following day he's pretty cooperative and acts like a natural team-player. ~ Dora11740
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I guess it's fair to say his first transformation was involuntarily triggered by shell shock. ~ agentdc7

#38

Always believe the guy in a tight blue suit holding a shield. ~ Movie Genius
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#39

The fall off of Stark's building gives you enough time to put on your Iron Man suit before you hit the ground. ~ Movie Genius
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It would've been worse if he wasn't a billionaire then. They seem to have quite the advantage. ~ Movie Genius
But just barely. Good thing the tower's so high. ~ ekedolphin

#40

The Avengers themselves always survive because they're in the film's title. ~ Movie Genius
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#41

When Mark Ruffalo tries to eat a bullet, the other guy spits it out. ~ AshBlaze
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#42

When a nuclear missile is shot at you, use it to your advantage. ~ AshBlaze
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#43

After all is said and done, go get something to eat. ~ agentdc7
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#44

Thor falls for the same Loki trick twice. ~ agentdc7
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#45

Loki is a puny god. ~ agentdc7
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haha..best scene of the movie...priceless ~ eddytheking

#46

Alien carrier ships will gladly open their mouth if you want to play Jonah. ~ agentdc7
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#47

Long hair can be used as a whip. ~ agentdc7
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Black Widow fighting off her interrogators while tied to a chair. There's also a exclusive short clip somewhere on the net featuring the scene if you want to see it again. ~ agentdc7
I saw the movie again last night and still missed it. Where was that? ~ MWDeNio

#48

Even after a huge chaotic battle, Shawarma Restaurants will still be open afterwards. ~ agentdc7
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#49

If you can catch an arrow, good for you. Too bad it's probably a trick arrow. ~ agentdc7
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#50

If you play Galaga in a SHIELD control room with the sound on, only Tony Stark will notice you. ~ agentdc7
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#51

The Mark VII suit was going to have spinning rims. ~ agentdc7
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#52

Tony Stark is the only one who did his homework. ~ Kiberz
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#53

Tony Stark without his big powerful suit is just a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. ~ agentdc7
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#54

Thor laughs at Tony's self-description as a 'genius billionaire playboy philanthropist', but has NO IDEA what 'the government's dancing monkey' means. ~ RedZorua
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#55

Tony Stark has an app for that. ~ Adam
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#56

If CPR doesn't work, let Hulk scream at you to wake you up. ~ agentdc7
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#57

The Hulk can wake up the dead. ~ Max
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#58

Kids, in the summer of 2012, your Aunt Robin took an internship at S.H.I.E.L.D. ~ FilmSavvy
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LOL ~ JoeKerr

#59

If hulk, a god, Super soldier and a genius billionaire can't save your ass, you can count on the chick with a handgun to help you out. ~ qwkslvr
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Umm, someone already wrote that... ~ agentdc7

#60

Only Captain America will notice it is suspicious that Loki allowed himself to get captured and did not bother to simply walk away when Ironman was distracting Thor. ~ agentdc7
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#61

I love how Stan Lee is still appearing in these movies as a senile old dude. ~ markeata
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#62

Jane Foster's role in the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially been downgraded to the status of (what seems eerily like) a Facebook profile picture. ~ Keely
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I mean yeah, I kind of thought it was stupid but she'll be back in Thor: The Dark World, where, from the spoilers, she'll have another major role to play ~ PitchJackLoki1531

#63

Nick Fury isn't above pulling some weird shit involving bloody corpses and their trading cards to motivate The Avengers to assemble. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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Shady indeed. He should have just said that Loki was hiding weapons of mass destruction. ~ bourbonphantom

#64

If you ever need an idea for repelling an alien attack, just watch old movies on the subject...like Independence Day. ~ JohnJL3
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#65

It took a banishment for Thor to learn how to tolerate and work with Midgardians, learn how to stay calm in most situations and appreciate simple things, but as soon as he is allowed to return to Asgard he becomes just as stubborn and aggressive as he was before his banishment. ~ Dora11740
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A lot like Stark in Iron Man 2. ~ agentdc7

#66

An army of shapeshifting alien species is easier to defeat than Nazis. It also takes a way shorter period of time. ~ Dora11740
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Well, if you have 1 Avenger and then 6 the next time... ~ agentdc7

#67

Howls of the Hulk bring people back to life. It's lucky that the enemy was sort of immortal so he couldn't take advantage at least of that. ~ Dora11740
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#68

Arc reactors have one of those advantages where you are unable to be mind controlled by a villainous god. ~ Movie Genius
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#69

One of the cool guys always has to die. ~ Movie Genius
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#70

Some people still haven't learned that bullets DO NOT WORK ON THE HULK. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#71

Jarvis always makes sure to cue up AC/DC when he knows Tony is about to make an entrance. ~ AshBlaze
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#72

Jeremy Renner doesn't need to see that he's kicking ass. He just knows it. ~ AshBlaze
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#73

Don't make Banner angry. You wouldn't like him what he's angry. But he's always angry. And I like him! ~ agentdc7
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#74

Thanos is watching you leave the theater. ~ agentdc7
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#75

Stan Lee plays chess in Central Park. ~ agentdc7
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And after all his cameos, still doesn't believe in superheros in NYC ~ howler

#76

Agent Coulson was a Captain America fanboy. ~ agentdc7
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#77

Acuras are everywhere. ~ agentdc7
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#78

RIP Agent Coulson. ~ agentdc7
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Not really an emotional movie, but that scene was hard to swallow. It hurt a little. ~ howler

#79

Steve doesn't know computers. All he sees is stuff with electricity in it. ~ agentdc7
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#80

Bad guys will not fire at you until all your planning is done. And when Hulk leaps at you. ~ agentdc7
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#81

Somebody left a movie camera in a New York taxi. ~ agentdc7
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#82

"Red" in your file is NOT good. ~ Bombay Sapphire
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#83

If Loki ever gets out Tony Stark can make a fortune selling little arc-reactor necklaces as they are all it takes to keep him from controlling your mind. ~ Bombay Sapphire
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#84

Jonah isn't the best role model. ~ Kiberz
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#85

Next time you decide to call on the Avengers, you may just want to try shooting a nuke into the wormhole where all the bad guys are coming out of first. Might be worth a shot. ~ dionysios
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#86

The Hulk does not like Gods. ~ Kikia
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#87

Negotiating with a boot never ends well. ~ Adam
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#88

Always judge a god by how well he dresses. ~ Adam
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#89

Even in a modern/futuristic setting people still play Galaga. ~ Adam
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Probably should have been Angry Birds or something. ~ agentdc7

#90

"Kneel Before Loki!" doesn't sound as cool as "Kneel Before Zod!" ~ Adam
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#91

Figures Agent Coulson would get Whedon'd. ~ KungFuMasterLarry
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#92

Agent Coulson wears sunglasses at night. ~ agentdc7
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#93

I don't think the first thing to say to a supernatural being that has just appeared in a wormhole is "Please put down your weapon." ~ Movie Genius
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#94

Ok, at least Hawkeye learned that shooting a grappling hook and going through a GLASS window HURTS. ~ Lil
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#95

Since when is an iron dude and the Norse God of Thunder fighting in the woods *Shakespeare in the park* ? ~ Lil
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#96

Even though your brother has the ability to spontaneously vanish and make himself a mirage in various places at one time, taking a go at him by attempting to tackle him in utter anger is still worth a try. ~ Keely
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#97

Loki has an army, but Robert Downey Jr. has a Hulk. ~ Keely
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#98

Not enough people know what a mewling quim is. ~ SomeGuy
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#99

If you hit a Vibranium shield with a magic Hammer, it will create a large feedback. It also creates a vacuum that pulls everyone in the vicinity within 5 feet of each other. ~ agentdc7
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#100

Well-placed grenades on only 2 heli-carrier engines are all it takes to take out S.H.I.E.L.D. ~ JohnJL3
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#101

All super heroes have magical ear pieces to talk to one another. They cannot be seen or even described that they put them on. ~ Dazs
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#102

Loki is the only one that wants to be here. ~ Dazs
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#103

Tony Stark has seen the movie Reindeer Games. ~ JohnJL3
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#104

Bifrost is quite dispensable after all. ~ Dora11740
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#105

Only your superskilled archer and amazing scientist could be around at the wrong time when the god Loki appears from a wormhole. ~ Movie Genius
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#106

The best place to be arguing is in a giant ship above the Earth. ~ Movie Genius
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#107

Hulk is always angry. ~ qwkslvr
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#108

Don't open up to an evil night god if you're afraid of his reply. ~ AshBlaze
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#109

The top ten floors of the Stark building are all R & D. ~ AshBlaze
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#110

Thor winds up, but Hulk makes the catch. ~ AshBlaze
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#111

What does a large prototype Destroyer gun do? Probably fires a beam like the Destroyer. ~ agentdc7
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#112

Stark traded his Audis for Acuras after going with SHIELD. ~ agentdc7
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#113

Captain America doesn't like shawarma. But Thor does. Another! ~ agentdc7
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#114

When you are making your entrance into a film it's best to rappel one story down as opposed to taking the stairs a la "Hawkeye". ~ Bombay Sapphire
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#115

next time you decide to call on the Avengers, you may just want to try shooting a nuke into the wormhole where all the bad guys are coming out of first. Might be worth a shot. ~ dionysios
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#116

Captain America looks so well for being an old person he may be doing Pilates. ~ Alaurien
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#117

Never take the opportunity to escape, even when your captors are fighting amongst themselves. ~ Adam
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#118

Stark knows Loki's personality a little too well. ~ Adam
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#119

There is a device that can chomp out and grind a person's eyeball and perfectly replicate it digitally. ~ agentdc7
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#120

We all know that Bruce Banner knows how to steal a bike. ~ zirtx
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#121

The Hulk doesn't need to explain why he's a deranged force of destruction one minute then suddenly level headed and helpful the next. What? He's The Freakin' Hulk. ~ Nizwiz
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#122

Vibranium shields back in the 1940's liked to absorb everything. 70 years later, it likes to bounce everything back. ~ agentdc7
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#123

Instead of actually interrogating an evil villain (or at least being cautious around him), have an emotional tell-all with him about your past. I'm sure he'll be extremely kind, caring, and understanding about such sensitive matters. (Not...) ~ Keely
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#124

We still don't know if Captain America is a greater or lesser threat than angry bees. ~ Flesh and Blood
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#125

Come on Coulson; get with it. Everybody knows what a bilgesnipe is. You are letting the team down. ~ mr cool
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#126

There are no men Loki. ~ mr cool
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#127

In moments of desperation, Samuel L. Jackson puts together a bad-ass team of superheroes. ~ AshBlaze
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#128

ALL the best moments in Avengers were of the Hulk and all the former Hulk movies were the worst of the bunch that made up Avengers ~ Nreid276
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