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If you think someone is tracking you, take some ex-lax. ~ eprometheus
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Don't ever kill a secret service man's girlfriend. ~ eprometheus
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Human meat can be tasty. ~ eprometheus
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Legs, arms, and then head. ~ eprometheus
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Psychotic serial killers befriend each other. ~ eprometheus
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Never ever hitch hike if you are a single woman. ~ eprometheus
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If you are going to turn yourself in, go directly to the police station. ~ eprometheus
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Tell the tow truck driver to hurry. ~ eprometheus
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Police are 100% ineffective in South Korea. ~ bourbonphantom
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South Korea is filled with roving murderers. ~ bourbonphantom
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Grabbing a scalpel on the sharp end will only give you a slight flesh wound. ~ bourbonphantom
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A digested microphone will pick up voices clearly. ~ bourbonphantom
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