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If you hang upside down, your hat will not fall off. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Coffee is a weapon of mass destruction. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Yellow is the new khaki. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Paint does not mix. Each color stayed nice and pristine no matter how many times they touch. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Optimism can make the rain stop falling. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Fireflies are like cockroaches. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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The one with the ponytail is your real son. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Never trust Aussies. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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You need binoculars to see something 40 feet tall. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Running into the path of an oncoming car cuts to a new scene. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Even colorblind people can see yellow. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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The kite you had will disappear when you need both of your hands and will reappear when both of your hands are available again. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Russians have noses of steel. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Unwrap your toilet paper ahead of time, just in case you're in a hurry. ~ Sir Spiffalot
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Glow-in-the-dark star stickers - if they're not selling, your business is doomed... ~ Axel Alloy
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Discussing who's going to grind for and who's going to dance is OBVIOUSLY the best idea when in a break out situation. ~ Axel Alloy
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Parking lots are forever! ~ Sir Spiffalot
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