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Look at the size of that boy's head. I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick. ~ AshBlaze
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We have a piper down, I repeat, a piper is down! ~ AshBlaze
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Alright, give your mother a kiss, or I'll kick your teeth in. ~ AshBlaze
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I know everybody says look for a sense of humor in the girls you date. But, I'd really have to go with breast size. ~ AshBlaze
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You know what this place needs? A really over-sized poster of Atlantic City. ~ AshBlaze
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Tony IS an undercover cop, trying to look hip. ~ AshBlaze
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"Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact. ~ AshBlaze
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Well, it's a well known fact, Sonny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows. ~ AshBlaze
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Oh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!" ~ AshBlaze
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Most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. ~ AshBlaze
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Two words: Therapy. ~ AshBlaze
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What's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else. ~ AshBlaze
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Charlie's smitten. He's in deep smit. ~ AshBlaze
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Really evil is like so evil, that you would say it was E-VEEL, like it's the FRU-ETS of the DEV-EEL. E-VEEL. ~ AshBlaze
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The Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass! ~ JB1979
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You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called FUK YU. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground. ~ AshBlaze
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