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John Carter was actually Edgar Rice Burrough's uncle. ~ NateSean
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Drinking the water of Mars will give you the ability to understand Mars languages. ~ NateSean
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Some Mars aliens look like...well, aliens while others look like humans from Earth except their blood is blue! ~ TiffYG2133
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All worlds eventually fall. It just helps to have a semi-omniprescent species managing it. ~ NateSean
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After nearly escaping from custody three or four times, it won't occur to a trained Union soldier that his prisoner is goading him by peeing outside the cell. ~ NateSean
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On Mars, ordinary Earth people will have superhuman jumping abilities. ~ NateSean
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Always jump at the opportunity to fight a savage tribe of Tharks as it will redeem your alleged shortcoming of not saving your family from a burning cabin. ~ NateSean
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All that matters in the end is that you take up a cause. ~ NateSean
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If you introduce yourself to a person who speaks another language, don't mention your hometown or home state. ~ DoubleUK
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If you find yourself on Mars, the lower gravity will allow you to leap great bounds. You'll also be stronger because the density will also be weaker. Now what leap of science is keeping you from freezing your balls off? ~ NateSean
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If you watch the movie in reverse, the studio gets all it's money back and will stop making bad decisions. ~ Nreid276
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You can breathe on Mars! ~ catmunch
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It was absolutely John Carter's fault that his wife and child burned to death in their log cabin. It wasn't, you know, his wife's fault for being so careless to begin with. ~ NateSean
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Another Successful late winter release by Disney. Just like Mars Needs Moms. ~ john2012
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