Register or Login
Share The Love:
Being cool these days just takes being tolerant and eco-friendly. I blame Glee. ~ Ace
Rating: 3 (+3/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Korean Jesus has a narrower target demographic than the regular Jesus. ~ Ace
Rating: 3 (+3/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
When your chief gives you specific instructions and threatens dire consequences if you break even one rule, it stands to reason that you'll be decorated if you break all but one. ~ Ace
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Undercover cops don't need fake IDs to get booze. ~ Ace
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Cool Ranch Doritos+Chemistry set=Craziest drugs ever ~ Ace
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Doesn't matter how fast you're going if no one else is holding a baton. ~ Ace
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Shotguns are hard to conceal under tuxedos. ~ Ace
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Being involved in a massive shoot-out, making a citizen's arrest and ruining a DEA investigation will get you your job back after being fired. ~ Adam
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Johnny Depp is a really good actor. ~ Adam
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
In his present form, the only girl in a high school to find Channing Tatum attractive is the teacher. ~ Adam
Rating: 1 (+1/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Jonah Hill doesn't age a day in 7 years. ~ qwkslvr
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Everybody is two strapping it these days. ~ woo
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Do you know what they do to handsome guys like Eric Molson in prison? It rhymes with grape. ~ Sweet dee
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
If you infiltrate the dealers, you'll find the suppliers. ~ pikasneeze
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Most of the plot wouldn't have happened if they had just remembered their own names. ~ pikasneeze
Rating: 0 (+0/-0) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
The people in charge of these things have run out of ideas, so now they're just recycling the same old shit and hoping nobody will notice. ~ Ace
Rating: -1 (+0/-1) | Register to Vote! | Register to Favorite! | (0)
Please note that we manually review and edit every incoming submission. Make sure to properly capitalize and punctuate your entry (also leave a period/question mark/exclamation point at the end, don't leave it empty).
