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When faced with non-compliance, a hitman will escalate directly from 1 verbal warning to 7 punches to the face and body. ~ bourbonphantom
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Hookers are adept at finding secret doors. ~ bourbonphantom
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Some hitmen are easily distracted from their own self-preservation by overturned turtles.
~ bourbonphantom
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The sanity of Van Damme's assassination methods are inversely proportional to the money paid for the hit.
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A one-handed crossbow is not an effective drive-by weapon.
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Security cameras often capture video in high definition photo quality with rich colors.
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Santa Clause was tortured and killed by the mafia.
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If you are unable to locate a criminal fugitive, the best solution is to let more people out of prison. ~ bourbonphantom
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Van Damme does not want to be disturbed. Take your spousal abuse somewhere else. ~ bourbonphantom
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