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There are no police in Vienna. ~ bourbonphantom
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As a special forces officer, Clooney has a lot of experience in train derailment forensics. ~ bourbonphantom
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When the Russians need something done right, they hire a German. ~ bourbonphantom
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A diplomat can enter the US with a nuclear bomb without even the most basic security check.
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Having people leave the building is useless if the blast radius of the bomb is 10 blocks. ~ bourbonphantom
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This is probably the most attractive portrayal of an Army Colonel and Nuclear Scientist in cinema history. ~ AshBlaze
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Getting shot cannot wait until tomorrow. ~ bourbonphantom
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The spy satellites pick up the train about to crash into the other train, but they don't pick up the third train with the night vision ninjas stealing warheads.
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When you're chasing down a guy who has a bomb, try and think ahead. You might need some BOMB DISPOSAL tools when you catch him.
~ bourbonphantom
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To disarm a nuclear warhead primary charge, simply pry a piece of the cover off.
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Everything in Russia is red. Even their night vision. ~ bourbonphantom
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Don't worry about a guy who wants 10 nuclear bombs. ~ qwkslvr
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When in a car chase the best Defense is a good Offence. And a gun ~ Sfc
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George Clooney can use cars to kill other people in cars. ~ Sfc
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When in a car chase the best Defense is a good Offense. And a gun. ~ Sfc
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